Crap Movie Club

This recording may be troubling to anyone who has ever lost a pet, as we run through the trauma of Max's childhood and the movie Homeward Bound.   https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Another off-the-cuff chat as we talk about the niche movies we are excited to watch on Disney Plus.  The riffs are good as Jordan does a really good impression of Matthew Mcconaughey as Inspector Gadget.

We review Battleship.  No not the classic board game loved by people of all ages - the 2012 movie starring Rihanna and Liam Neeson.  Max apologises for any offence caused by the Rihanna impression.   https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

We are all being responsible and enjoying social distancing, so to keep ourselves from boredom we recorded a bonus episode over Discord!  We chat about going to the cinema and what we're going to watch to get through the pandemic.

Sonic mania is in full swing and so we had no choice but to review this amazing and totally not aimed-for-kids film!  We realised while recording that we are actually huge sonic fans.  Includes a bonus segment in the form of a Sonic based quiz at the end. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

We celebrate Valentines Day by watching Valentines Day....Max suggests that they have "re imagined the romcom genre" but Tim and Jordan aren't buying it.  BIG SORRY for the dodgy audio at parts but overall it's still a fun ride. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

We get really excited while reviewing Spiderman 2, starring Toby Maguire in the most socially awkward portrayal of a superhero ever seen.  We ponder why Uncle Ben's eyes are so red, why Peter Parker is so impressionable and who on earth that guy who works at the Daily Bugle is?! https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

With several audio issues included (sorry if you notice anything) we bring to you our review of the film currently taking the world by storm - CATS.  Max's singing voice is seriously bad here, while Tim shares his views on "the mercurial nature of cats" and Jordan tells us about the time he left a theatre in disgrace. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns...

We get into the festive spirit by reviewing Deck The Halls - a terrible Christmas movie starring Matthew Broderick and Danny De Vito as warring neighbours.  Tim asks if The Lord of The Rings is a Christmas film "because it has elves in it".  https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Max, Jordan and Tim run through the 2002 flop, Reign of Fire.  Tim reveals himself as a super-fan and Jordan's Mcconaughey impressions get scarily good. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Max, Jordan and Tim delve into the world of Dungeons and Dragons - a garbage movie from the year 2000.  Tim's not happy with the cheesy effects, Jordan is overexcited by Richard O'Brien from the Crystal Maze and Max reveals a little bit too much info about his female alter-ego. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Jordan and Max discuss why they've started a podcast about rubbish films and why "crap" is just a feeling.  They also talk about how much of a hipster Tim is and how useless their degrees were when trying to record the show. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

Tim, Max and Jordan review the South Korean "smash hit" - Dragon Wars.  Max is disappointed in the lack of dragons, Tim flexes his CGI muscles when analysing the terrible effects and Jordan's failure to prepare a plot recap results in mild confusion. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth