Crack and Jay's Pub Talk

It's Shamrock season. You know what that means... absolutely nothing. How about instead you whip out your phone, tablet, computer, or whatever you use to listen and join in on this riveting conversation. Lots of interesting talk in this episode, but we don't like spoiling the surprise like a cheesy movie trailer. Happy early St. Patty's everyone.

Welcome back to another episode. We have a couple educational moments this week, not just for all of you, but for us as well. For instance, if you like to indulge in lamb-chops, you are actually enjoying baby sheep. That sh*t is delicious right? We aren't here to judge or sway you in anyway. We love a lamb chop or two ourselves. So grab a drink, and a baby sheep, and join the conversation.

We were all kids once. Each and every one of us would sneak off and do sh*t we weren't supposed to do. Some nights that involved HBO/Starz late at night. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Just trying to scratch that curious itch, huh? We've all been there. Grab a drink and join us for a chance to go back.

If you like food, you'll like this. If you like Crack and Jay, you'll like this. Honestly, it's a win-win situation. Like a secret menu at your favorite restaurant, you can ask for anything from us at any time, but we won't always deliver. Also, if you're reading this description now(yeah we're talking to you bucko), mosey on over to the q&a's and give a response. M...

Join us as we spread goodness to those who need it. I mean, what's new? We are Crack and Jay after all. Just two white guys that started a podcast some time ago, definitely not like all the other white guys with a podcast. Come listen for a cause or something like that. It's a fun one, enjoy.

Breakfast? Pleasure? What's the difference? Learn about all of the capabilities of your favorite breakfast condiment with us. We promise there's more to the discussion than this, but you can't help but be a little bit curious. Just go ahead, sit back, and grab a drink and join the conversation.

It seems today that pickle flavor compliments just about anything. To be honest, we aren't mad about it, well, maybe Crack is. Either way, we have another episode full of semi-intelligent conversation and a few Rick and Morty references. Be sure to grab a drink and join the conversation.

Between the government, the elites, and other people in power, they are constantly spraying us with empty/false promises. They always smell so sweet until they fall through the cracks never to be heard of again and are layered with a few undertones of beautiful bullsh*t. This week's conversation is a little bit more serious with the usual good laughs in between. Don't believe everything yo...

Between the government, the elites, and other people in power, they are constantly spraying us with empty/false promises. They always smell so sweet until they fall through the cracks never to be heard of again and are layered with a few undertones of beautiful bullsh*t. This week's conversation is a little bit more serious with the usual good laughs in between. Don't believe everything yo...

Scientists are back at it again, cooking straight heat. After a long dry spell, a concoction to cure intoxication has spawned into the mix. We know it sounds crazy, but this is no laughing matter. Grab a drink and join the conversation as we teach you the ins and outs of this knew player in the binge drinking game.

Introducing Miss Whinny Wonders, the woman with a horseface that could make even equestrians do a double take! With a grin that stretches from here to the barn and eyes that could spot a carrot in a haystack, she's the reigning champion of turning heads at the derby and the local comedy club alike. Miss Whinny Wonders can neigh-ver resist telling a good joke, and her laughter is like the sound...

Welcome back to 'A modern waste of time' – the podcast that sh*ts on the government and its secrets and makes you wonder why it's illegal to fish with a giraffe in Idaho. Join us for another uninformative episode with a special guest. And as always, grab a drink and join the conversation.

This week we wanted to spice things up for you guys. Tune in and watch our attempt at making a dessert everyone loves while maintaining our usual semi-intelligent dialogue. As always, you might learn a thing or two, but probably not. Get the whole family to gather around for this one, without the kids of course. And don't forget to grab a drink and join the conversation.

More often than not, our plans don't go as we expect them to. It's good to have a contingency plan/plan B just in case. Grab a drink and join us with special guest, Banana, as semi-intelligent ideas and unforgettable scenarios unfold.

During this time of year we find ourselves longing... longing for the day we no longer have to worry about some crusty, cracked, dusty, ruin the family gathering, go in for a kiss and come back with extra lips, Spongebob in Sandy's dome looking ass lips. Join us in this week's conversation about crusty lips and clueless men.

It's the day after Thanksgiving or Black Friday in other words. If you're in need of a last-minute spur of the moment dish idea for next year, try a microwaved baked potato. We understand it's not actually baked since it was microwaved, but you get the point. You'll be the star of the show, and have the whole room saying, "ah, the microwave maestro has done it again!" Tru...

Persnickety people: the connoisseurs of the eye roll, masters of the nitpick, and aficionados of finding fault in places you didn't even know faults could exist. They don't just sweat the small stuff; they host a full-blown awards ceremony for it.

We spit nothing but facts always. If you don't take everything we say seriously, it's time to grow up. Don't fact check us because we already took the liberty. All info comes from the accredited website www.trustmebro.com. Buckle up for the truth. p.s. we don't actually know what we're talking about majority of the time. Enjoy the ride.

Welcome to the first ever Crack and Jay Pubtalk face reveal. You finally get to see our faces while listening to the content you all look forward to every week. Whether that's a good or bad thing is up to y'all. We like elevating the experience for all of you. Y'all tune in and enjoy the show.

Halloween on a Tuesday is a bummer. So hopefully we can spice up your afternoon with this Halloween Special we put together. Grab a drink, or treat, and join the conversation. Happy Halloween!

Yeah, you read that right. Need we say more? Y'all grab a drink and join the conversation.

Childhood trauma, the unexpected curveball life throws at you. It's like being handed a rugged backpack filled with memories, and instead of snacks, it's loaded with life lessons. Who needs a time machine when you can just flex your grit and instantly relive those moments of gritting your teeth through scraped knees and realizing that monsters under the bed were just in your imagination?

They walked into the store with pockets jingling like a one-man percussion band. They approached the counter and asked, "Do you take change for a pack of cigarettes?" You gave them a puzzled look, so they dumped a mountain of coins onto the counter, making it rain on you like a stripper in a hailstorm. You sighed, grabbed a handful of coins, and said, "Sure, let's see if we can...

When attempting to educate Crack on prominent figures in history, Jay quickly realizes he doesn't know sh*t about what he's talking about. There are many topics that Crack and Jay know quite a bit about, but instead they bring up the things they know nothing about. Grab a drink and get ready for "Do we actually know anything?"

Can you believe we're on episode ten? We're just as surprised as all of you that we've made it this far. While it's a small milestone, it's a milestone, nonetheless. Be sure to listen closer than you have before. We've got something special for you guys.