CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Show from Fri 18 Dec 2020. Getting caught up! I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Christmas show uploaded shortly after this. I’m also trying to get some calls uploaded to my youtube. It’s not new content, but it’s easier to show YouTube to your uncle. (PLEASE TELL YOUR UNCLE)

woo. this was a fun one. wasted was drunk or something. we discovered how uncomfortable it makes front desks when you ask a hotel if you can buy a punch-in-the-face off craigslist. Its good fun.

Normally I remove calls under 30 seconds, because its usually just me hanging up on a stupid computer system or fax machine or something. This week were were seeing how fast we could get people to hang up on us, so I have to leave all the short calls in. I dont even know if it was funny. It was fun though.

Here’s the ENTIRE UNEDITED 3 HR SHOW! It’s medium good. No guarantees tho.

This shits’ from like 2 weeks ago. How’s come no one harassed me about not having had posting’d it already? Well, here it is. I ‘ma upload the entire pranksgiving too, next. Enjoy.

Oh man. This one got dark. Lots of dead animals and miscarriages. So much fun though.

Oh shit. So CLOSE to being late. Make sure to tune in in less than an hour from  now for live calls. on the mixlr. it’s pretty cool.

Ok. Lets see. I remember some stuff. Complaining about the quality of candy my son has collected from the motel. Seeing what would happen if I threw unpaid merchandise in the trash. That’s two things I can remember. And that’s two more than usual. Because it’s Two for Tuesday.

Welp. I did it again. I accidentally waited an entire week to post this, and I’ve lost most recollection of the calls. I hope they’re good. They usually are. Join me tonight at 7 PM ET for more calls that I’ll forget before I get them uploaded. Also get some stickers. And tell your uncle about me.

dammit I thought i already uploaded this but i guess i closed the tab. I had a nice description and everything. Oh well. From this show I can remember a couple cold calls to random phone book numbers turning out pretty funny. A few about yard-sales that are TOTALLY happening and at least one about a envelope of money that Ignacio had left in the mailbox before he rode his bike to Mexico, but not a...

Shit, I don’t remember these calls that well. Was this when I was asking for the oldest employees or was that the wastedmemory show? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. I believe I’m entirely caught up on sending out stickers. If you haven’t got stickers yet, you could join stickers tier and provide your address, or paypal me $5 at http://paypal.me/dragonmere or just hit me up and we&#8217...

Fix’d that virus. Kinda a bonus show to make up for the last Friday calls being lost i guess. And these turned out to be some weird calls. And now I’m not behind on uploading old shows. And ready for the show tonight.

Well. I did have a computer virus. Found it a couple hours before the show. I had quickly installed some bullshit anti-virus software to hopefully keep things running long enough to do the show. It worked, but it also decided that my program that records all the calls was suspicious and blocked it from recording my individual calls. As such, this is the only copy of the show. Enjoy the full mixlr...

9/25/20 Show. Wow. Someone should have yelled at me. I’m like 3 weeks behind. Getting caught up on all them shows’s right now. I have no commentary for the contents of this show, but i bet it’s great. Get some stickers from me. I love you

Holy shit I’m about to be 3 weeks behind. No time for small talk. Plus, if you’re a long time patreon’r, you’d know that I have little-to-no memory of shows’ calls’ if I don’t post them immediately after the show. Lets listen together and see if it’s funny! It could be. Who knows. Oh. Stickers. Get yourself moved into the “Stickers!” tier...

Oh man. Look how fast i uploaded this. Its like the next day. wow. So I remember that there are like few decent ding calls, a couple chicken calls, one dinged by a chicken call, one pinged call, and plenty of calls about me not leaving a hotel when I know i should.

9/4/20 show. shit i need to not get in the habit of waiting an entire week to upload the show. I seriously have next to no memory of what happen in this one. Sorry. It’ll be more fun for me when I listen to this in a few months though. More surprising for me. Still waiting on the last(?) sticker design to actually print — it’s taking the entire “up to 3 weeks” apparen...

Haha! I was ALMOST late with this. But not quite. Its still going up before the next live show, which is in a few hours. So I made it. This one was fun. Good complainers, fun with stacking things, wires made of water, and taking apart burritos/hamburgers. Not enough wastedmemory. Oh well. Still had fun. You will too. Probably. Good stuff Dingtember! Do some notes for me please.

HEY! I actually did this the same night. So I remember some of the calls. Some INSANE complainers tonight. Multiple very long calls! Super crazy political guy, he was fun… to a point…. Oh, and the call where the modem was blaring, I managed to tone the modem down a LOT without losing TOO much quality. I’m pretty proud of that. The modem was hilarious. I also removed a lot of the...

I was trying to improve my MACHINE LEARNING ADVANCED CLOUD BASED AI AUTO AUDIO LEVELING macro to make up for some super quiet callers this week. I screwed around with it for several days, then gave up, and manually edited the one track that was giving me shit. Oh well.

I forgot to upload this right after the show. And as such is tradition, I am totally suffering from forgettingfulness of the contents of the show. I hope it was fun? I’m 99% i talked to the police. Thats always fun.

Oops. The first call is a minute and a half of wet butt. I’ll edit it later, if I remember. Or maybe not. It’s funny.

fun show. SUPER LONG COMPLAINER CALLS. like multiple 10+ min calls. A couple over 20. It was fun though. Thank you all for supporting me, and i’ll see you Tuesday on wastedmemory show!

7-17-2020 show. Good complainers AND decent second half retail! What more could you ask for! Special thanks to SPLink and Snappy Bakes for donating after the show and hello to newest patreon corporate! Hooray!

Just the calls from the July 10th 2020 show. Full show recording is on http://www.mixlr.com/dragonmere/showreel I hate when I have to work first thing in the morning saturdays because I always forget to upload then I forget what happened on the show. I do remember in the first half I had some fun with a Roblox Lvl 6 boss, and wastedmemory had a great call about trackr adhesive disks.  OH and some...