Conversations Kill

Instead of egging houses on hallows eve, we lock in... but smarter. - Quick hits! - Drunk Vogelbach, old dudes continue to rock, Bob Uecker, Femmes pregame show, unconscious brain versus the conscious brain, sports psychology with Devin Cooley, football tombstone, and the sights and sounds of a small market victory parade.

From the construction site to going rogue with an Airbnb host, we remain generous with the courtesy laugh. Good strat, dude. - Quick hits! Garlic per knots, imagine that, lone luggage guy, bad posture, construction sites, elevator tech, bucket sitting, the cat call, generous with the courtesy laugh, grooving fastballs down the middle, ninjas, Airbnb host goes rogue, anti-human pro vegan farm, meth...

A separation-anxiety saving podcast! Man I really didn't wanna use this episode title. Quick hits! Separation-anxiety saving comfort pillow, same penis forever, hate searching ads, fathead nation, forgetting how to pause, the LinkedIn of sex offenses, halfway house google reviews, hotel cable package, waiter paper contact info, guilty conscience, all loot on the table, starting to appreciate h...

Recorded in-real-life with mister Matt in San Francisco on the corner of Conversations and Kill street! The woes of traveling clash with the desire to adventure, all halted once again by big diarrhea. The boys are always on the run(s). - Quick hits! - Bathroom breaks a plenty, kill street blues, gurgling, year round skele boy, Joe Montana funko pop, always on the runs, lactose intolerance, grindin...

Don't fill up on chips... or gas for that matter. - Quick hits! - Not pumping gas, grand theft auto brain, Jets 104.3, employment, snickers in slurpee, I’m Japanese, “wing it” attitude, snowball Sonny Gray, playoff predictions, and the elite Izod bowtie exchange.

The same worms that eat me will someday eat you too. Quick hits! Travel nightmare. Amtrak v NJ Transit beef, the most mid chicken avocado sandwich, leftover tater tots, free airport hotel shuttle, unawareness of Uber, grounding, peeling an orange during Morrissey, stir crazy guy, have you stepped in mud recently, worms, RayLove Colts update, eliminated from the survivor pool.

Hey Michael. Face it head on, we will survive. - Quick hits! - Tailback, the return of known big strong guy Pete Alonso, fire Stearns chants, Omaha, The Replacements (move), free trial guy, hard knocks, awareness ratings, CeeDee Lamb, Michael slander, post-grad disappointments, I will survive, head on poetic justice, and a late Summer reading from Scar Lover by Harry Crews.

The world you once knew, no longer exists..but the remnants and little reminders remain. This is our 9/11. Quick hits! Don’t block the box, pre-guilt clarity, innocent creatures of the world, choking out the lemonade guy, unemployed on Labor Day, one last dirty phone call, ⁠John Crittenden Story⁠ , PTSD meets PTG, sound proof fridge room, comfort cakes, Patriotism becoming cringe, obtaining burger...

Do we trust the lollipop guy? How the unwritten rules of baseball further construct the duality of man. - Quick hits! - This is 40, living without health insurance, back to school, dissecting more beefs, Jazz versus Will Fleming, apologizing at work, trusting the lollipop, pilates history, Tony DelVecchio, Ketel Marte’s no call no show, job abandonment, the Talking Stick, Cam Schlitt against the s...

Fresh off the bye week and I just need to hit a lick, man. 1 gooner dead in Ohio.  - Quick hits! - Graveyard of Macs, lab top, revenge scenarios in the head, Osgood-Schlatter, 49er off-season, re-finding the idiot, Australia is far, substation, Bill Nye, jacked up, easy access shorts, juggalette juice, criminal tools, pre-nut clarity, helmet on mouthpiece in, lie bombs, Creed halftime show, beef o...

Your favorite art-punk podcast returns with a little clock reset, less music, and plenty of male body dysmorphia. From a Kenny Lofton thirst trap to the Paul Skenes ideal Dad-bod, it was always baseball. Quick hits! Kenny Lofton shirtless, simping for A-Rod, money over loyalty, mouth noises, Field of Dreams presented by sports betting, nothing night, fantasy sports is a pay to play, advertisements...

We'll try anything once! Monthly Matt: Fogust Edition.  - Quick hits! - Pup cup, I'll try anything once, disrespectful Dave covering the Wallflowers, barhopping with Bader, marina girls, pee shy, white coat syndrome, Babadook, peace be with you, fortune cooking reading, scooter, blame it on the self driver, remembering Krukow, go to bed son, Ty Cobb slander, Babe Ruth's existence, supp...

The deadline to learn trades has passed, however Father Time remains empathetic. - Quick hits! - Checking in on deGrom, delivery driver food touching, Public Transitmaxxing, The Hajj to Taco Bell, finding accomplishments, dragged on United, boycotting brands, stop n chat, flight simulator, earbud out, Des Plaines, rough touch, ruler back-scratch, Fake IDs at the Smashing Pumpkins gig, defending Ol...

The unofficial New Jersey Day podcast celebration episode. Hey, I got nothin' but time! Quick hits! Frosted tips could save me, jersey shore, talking to old people, Joe Dante, gremlin lunchbox, Arizona iced tea man, veiny Snickers, r/bald, Cleveland Show, small cap Pumpkins, water bill, peeing in the model toilet, stalker thoughts, comcast dot net family email, big shampoo, athlete's foot, and thi...

Matt is back, I keep repeating myself, but we remain stronger than the storm! Quick hits! Pre-show meltdown, fax, mirror affirmations, Stuart Smalley and Stuart Little, blue moon, Spain lisp siesta, Mosswood Meltdownburgerrama, Oakland Coliseum, on edge in the Bay, everyday is Columbus Day, hold the baby, hunchback, early onset dementia, giant thrusting, graped, 99 Ranch Mart, record breaking come...

Lettuce pray for our poop!  Quick hits! The end of times, keeping the dummies around, folding like a lawn chair, mourning in South Carolina, Turnstile Taco Bell, group fitness, hung up by AI, applying to the Alpha school, AI school shooting, skimming summer reading, pecker checked at the DMV, story holes, Claude gets real, Billy Corgan in the cage, homerunless derby Brandon Inge, and pondering our...

Your whole bloodline is watching you listen to this podcast as it slowly burns out. Quick hits! Keith Hernandez existentialism, the vessel, Cracker & Camper Van Beethoven, swiggin' water bottle vodka, dating roster, dink, chutes, ladders, and realizing your mid life is having a crisis.

Further celebrating that human commentary! Same as it ever was. Quick hits! Italian American Mike Piazza returns, the Gallaraga game, shy behind the plate, mouthing ice cream while driving, putting humans first, rediscovering the mall, song-meanings-dot-net, hey wait how did I get here?

Now let me clear MAH THROAT! This is unemployment at it's finest. Quick hits! Hashtag funemployment, Neil banging out the tunes, watering dead plants, customer appreciation night, seat geek guy, stolen Zeppole, self face slap, AI throat clear, Brandon Aiyuk, the combined post, and being the THAT in 'who's that'.

Two star-crossed lovers, Mike and Matt take on Pride month with continued disgust in their baseball teams and the state of AI, but they find peace and inspiration from the unlikeliest of father figures. Quick hits ! Die slow charger, Sugar gay, Hamnet, soft launching Mike Piazza's homosexuality, Modell's comeback, in-office gambling, on hold with the crisis hotline, permanently pissed, AI...

Türkiye mentioned!!! A very well-behaved passport bro dips his scrawny toes in new waters while tourists spread across the US to experience animal fries and NJ Transit. Dive into the Kills, seatbelts optional, as we all strive to reach that world cup of life amidst a life of haram. Quick hits! World Cup world views, Hüzün, seagulls and cats, hustling amongst the economic divide, protractor hair pl...

From the back of the line at the 27 Club, I once again feel just like Brian Jones! Maybe I should've just taken that adult nap. Quick hits! Greg Oden, Tim Rager's existential comedy, NJ Transit hellscapes, walks-smiles-waves, housing crisis, Morrissey but ballin' on a budget, digital nomads, continental airlines arena breakfast, Ghoulmaxxing, not going to the Middle East, rawdogging fl...

Are these the clapping sounds you were looking for? Grab that axe body spray and enter the locker room before I sail away to the cat's cradle of civilization. Quick hits!  Mets misery, world otter day, ADHDDD, removed sounds on Spotify, piss poor hitting, Mrs Met cat call, drink coasters, shared dip, gentrification of sobriety, bowling without bumpers, salt packets and pixy stix, name 10 Yanke...

A Subway Series Mets miracle ... already feels so far away. Recorded in multiple states and settings and even a little bonus yearn at the end? Even podcasts can have a quarter life crisis. Quick Hits! Tuckahoe, live photos, suspiciously good days, subway series, Faith No More x Wolfmother band beef, TJ Miller, Texas prison legend Ken Caminiti, Bucyrus Ohio tourism, Carlos Martinez Twitter likes, r...

Somehow this episode acts as a really messed up Subway Series preview. We've got Carl Pavano and Noah Syndergaard squaring off in a battle of unfortunate modern day relevance. Lord knows I need a pop filter! Quick hits! TI, boob calculator thefts, goodbye to the Pink Floyd butt poster, piss bottles, the thirst quencher, and once again remembering some pissed off guys.