Conversations Kill

Your whole bloodline is watching you listen to this podcast as it slowly burns out. Quick hits! Keith Hernandez existentialism, the vessel, Cracker & Camper Van Beethoven, swiggin' water bottle vodka, dating roster, dink, chutes, ladders, and realizing your mid life is having a crisis.

Further celebrating that human commentary! Same as it ever was. Quick hits! Italian American Mike Piazza returns, the Gallaraga game, shy behind the plate, mouthing ice cream while driving, putting humans first, rediscovering the mall, song-meanings-dot-net, hey wait how did I get here?

Now let me clear MAH THROAT! This is unemployment at it's finest. Quick hits! Hashtag funemployment, Neil banging out the tunes, watering dead plants, customer appreciation night, seat geek guy, stolen Zeppole, self face slap, AI throat clear, Brandon Aiyuk, the combined post, and being the THAT in 'who's that'.

Two star-crossed lovers, Mike and Matt take on Pride month with continued disgust in their baseball teams and the state of AI, but they find peace and inspiration from the unlikeliest of father figures. Quick hits ! Die slow charger, Sugar gay, Hamnet, soft launching Mike Piazza's homosexuality, Modell's comeback, in-office gambling, on hold with the crisis hotline, permanently pissed, AI...

Türkiye mentioned!!! A very well-behaved passport bro dips his scrawny toes in new waters while tourists spread across the US to experience animal fries and NJ Transit. Dive into the Kills, seatbelts optional, as we all strive to reach that world cup of life amidst a life of haram. Quick hits! World Cup world views, Hüzün, seagulls and cats, hustling amongst the economic divide, protractor hair pl...

From the back of the line at the 27 Club, I once again feel just like Brian Jones! Maybe I should've just taken that adult nap. Quick hits! Greg Oden, Tim Rager's existential comedy, NJ Transit hellscapes, walks-smiles-waves, housing crisis, Morrissey but ballin' on a budget, digital nomads, continental airlines arena breakfast, Ghoulmaxxing, not going to the Middle East, rawdogging fl...

Are these the clapping sounds you were looking for? Grab that axe body spray and enter the locker room before I sail away to the cat's cradle of civilization. Quick hits!  Mets misery, world otter day, ADHDDD, removed sounds on Spotify, piss poor hitting, Mrs Met cat call, drink coasters, shared dip, gentrification of sobriety, bowling without bumpers, salt packets and pixy stix, name 10 Yanke...

A Subway Series Mets miracle ... already feels so far away. Recorded in multiple states and settings and even a little bonus yearn at the end? Even podcasts can have a quarter life crisis. Quick Hits! Tuckahoe, live photos, suspiciously good days, subway series, Faith No More x Wolfmother band beef, TJ Miller, Texas prison legend Ken Caminiti, Bucyrus Ohio tourism, Carlos Martinez Twitter likes, r...

Somehow this episode acts as a really messed up Subway Series preview. We've got Carl Pavano and Noah Syndergaard squaring off in a battle of unfortunate modern day relevance. Lord knows I need a pop filter! Quick hits! TI, boob calculator thefts, goodbye to the Pink Floyd butt poster, piss bottles, the thirst quencher, and once again remembering some pissed off guys.

It's gonna be (Monthly Matt) MAY! Uncovering the cannon conspiracy, UFO files, and hidden meanings behind everything... or maybe it's all just the black mold talking. Quick hits!  DUI Era Justin Timberlake, backstreet BopCast, Hey AArnold, Ivy Woke, iPad babies, what's my age again, big bank honkers, smutting, Russini Files, Sam Hjelle, black mold photosynthesis, Neo 9/11, marked safe,...

It is high! It is far! It is a big RIP to John Sterling! More baseball, less comedy, and uncovering government psyops on the Star Wars Day. Quick hits! Remembering John Sterling (and Yangeris Solarte), comedy update, the (lost) notebook, well played Mauer, milk deprivation, enter sand man, cirque de paranormal, adult tattletale, top 3 gimps, backyard baseball bedtime, limit the nostalgia, Kickstar...

A moment of sketchual concern whilst sitting on a park bench eating seeds... a pastime activity. Quick hits! Big dumpster diving, 1986 Talking Heads Cassette, Rod Beck, boxed water box, spitting that David, dopamine hits, Kevin Garnett, and oh look the Mets lost again!

Southeast bound and feeling down! From adult boutique stores with high Google reviews to fighting the law with a 10% coupon, hear the inner workings of someone on a long drive with everything to think about. Quick hits! Daulton Varsho's intolerable walkup song, being an innings eater, wild sex type thing, window seat Cardinal rules, Ricky Williams tattoo lawsuit, applicability, pissin' on...

Baseball is in an unfortunate full SWING as the April edition of monthly Matt has the fellas musing about the piss poor starts by their Mets and Giants. Matt provides a gig report of seeing Bruce and the E-Street Tom Morello's in San Francisco, while killer Mike gets Baja blasted on air. Quick hits! Losing streaks, pain everyday, Papelbon choke out, the enforcer, Tommy Pham slap, Joc Pederson...

Actually episode 18, it's a bonus double header day! From grumpy man at Panera this morning to becoming a Baja Blast acquired bro; I have newfound hope for hospitality. This episode is basically one big quick hit against Big Soda. Monthly Matt is next, I mean it this time.

If I am going to mistake an age, I rather it be a podcast episode aha! Jesus Christ this one is full of slightly painful earworms, from live Panera updates to the walk amongst the jack hammers and birds...another look at the human condition I no longer feel great about. It feels like everyone is both working and not working at the same time. Monthly Matt is next, I promise! Quick hits! Understaffi...

Let down by big Soda, is this the End? I just can't deal with a new life form right now. Quick hits! Not accepting Baja Blast coupons, a very small case of the Hives, using your old crush's Walgreens account, Dunkin protein refreshers, underwater alien bois, support local, Mets jinx, Michelob Ultra, bad day walk, closed liquor stores, human feces in the doggy poop bag, man I've tried e...

I am an April fool in a man's shoes, for you! Visiting dead malls and ultimately just deciding to go on a walk (on the wild side) while wondering... is it seasonal? Quick hits! Somebody to shove at the Soul Asylum gig, the Livingston Mall, HeyFuckFace, Gotta go to Mo's, mid 30s backwards hat, LensCrafters staff gossip, breakin' bifocals, Baja Blast Dingers, and the whitest Walgreens vi...

Baseball today, tonight, yesterday and tomorrow! Recapping the weird Netflix hand thing and the Amazin's Opening Day victory in Queens. Quick hits! Schfifty-Five, privileged internet browsing, eating alone, the hand thing, giving Bonds some knucks, freaks and geeks, second inning skullfuck, autistic Mets and train fans, weird mouth moment, Bush the band, free sampling, Family Guy Season 3, TV...

We want the gold! The clock strikes Irish o'clock and ya boy powers through poorly timed caffeine anxiety to reminisce about 2006 to todays' fall off of handsome Derek Jeter. Quick hits! Balancing out the caffeine anxiety, The Black Donnellys, hosting comedy shows, Cambodian man, damn boring Yankees, two-sided Kermit, opening DAY, mid 2000's Oakland A's, cleaning out the closet on...

We never forget, or forgot! The only podcast covering 9/11 on 3/11; Monthly Matt Caracciolo comes in like a lion and out like a lamb in this March edition of Conversations Kill. We fully dissect Howard Stern's iconic moment in broadcasting history as he live records the witnessed horrors of September 11, 2001. From Lego reenactments to instantly developing anxiety disorders, ya boys delve through...

With much needed motivation from known patriot and hip-hop collaborator Aaron Judge, this is a classic episode of "naming some guys". Between mentions of Kevin Youkilis to Jim Morrison, I air out some bleeped-out marketplace pettiness and more discouragement towards open mic comedy. Quick hits! World baseball snoozefest, Jew Crew Youkilis, old man selfies, messaging the ex on PSN, 7 tick...

Welcome comedian and creative Meeti Purani ! I connected with, or should I say NETWORKED with, Meeti at a recent NJ open mic and it was a pleasure to tap into her brilliant comedic mind to dissect the poetry of humor, booking with merit, embracing a shitty setting, and what it takes to be ALL IN within comedy and content. She's got a website, hell yeah click me! Quick hits! New Jersey water supply...

Back talking to myself about strange (non-wet!) dreams, living with flat feet, and realizing maybe podcasters aren't always meant to be comedians. I guess I really am just some guy . Quick hits! Remembering 989 Sports and Barry "Jon Dowd" Bonds, Ben Weasel offers a colonoscopy, haircut confidence, Red Dead mutton chops, robot vacuum crumbs, flat footed ice skating, and the drunk wall...

Monthly Matt returns for some Monday morning quarterbacking after the Super Bowel! Longest episode yet, these sleepy bois sure have a lot of scatter-brained ideas to share since the death of their group chats. Quick hits! LCD Soundsystem war crimes, snackies full of nuts, when to ban someone from open mics, a word from Alexa, breaking up with AI girlfriends, Gilman Street's Green Day, dying group...