Citizen Kane VS

As if there wasn't enough to be anxious about when flying, now we have to add puns and bad acting to the list. Have fun saying all the lines out loud from Airplane! as we recollect our favourite bits. Also I think we should all be wondering what we'd do if Sam Jackson suddenly appeared in our living rooms telling us to do what he says to live. It's a choice I hope you never have to make, but like...

The group emerges from Halloween with their continuing exploration of just what the hell was going on with the 70s. The grossest decade some might say . . .although those people may not have sat through Jimmy Fallon in a feature role. We had some zoom issues which shortened things a bit this week, but if you stay any longer in Marty Scorsese's world you're liable to catch something. #releasethenof...

Well we did it everyone! We successfully did a whole month of Halloween Horror and managed to make it mostly about Christmas. I hope everyone is very impressed with themselves. Rob Feetham of The R.I.P. Podcast joins the gang to lend some form of credibility to the proceedings. The zoom calls are coming from inside the house!

The group continues to bumble their way through Halloween by watching mostly Christmas films. What is more terrifying here: an amorphous shapeshifting alien species that can mimic any living thing with incredible precision and blend in without raising suspicion to itself, or a young man so decided on making a random woman his wife that he reads her texts over her shoulder hatches a plan to force h...

The boys dive into Halloween and Krampus in a special holiday themed spooptacle. No not the recent Halloween, and not Halloweens 2 through 36 either, it's the original one. And no, not Krampus: The Christmas Devil, nor Krampus: The Devil Returns. Also not Krampus Origins or Krampus Unleashed. The Krampus from 2015. And not Krampus: The Reckoning from 2015 . . . the one with Adam Scott.

The myth of the vampire permeates all creation. The drainers of blood, of energy, of life itself! Lurking in the mist, shifting form, ever elusive yet ever present. It's so nice that these films embraced the nature of the vampire by literally draining our will to live while watching them. It's the start of Halloween Month, and it's a tough week folks, strap in.

One is a film about a moose and squirrel, the other has a character who loves animals in an almost Lenny from Of Mice and Men fashion. Is it out of the question to think that Rocky would adopt Rocky and Bullwinkle someday? What I'm saying is these two films exist in the same cinematic universe. Fight me.

If you are wondering just what life was like for the Ancient Egyptians look no further than these two films. How are they so accurate? Some say Gerard Butler is actually a mummy from that era and gave them all the historical info the film makers needed. Did Geoffrey Rush NEED that gangly pony-tail? No. But Gerard says it was accurate to the time so it happened. Moral of the story: Don't commit hig...

Tall building crime is apparently such a phenomenon that a whole sub-genre of movies exist to represent it, and the gang dives into the best and worst of it all this week. Spraying machine gun fire? Check. Whacky accents? Check. A corrupt, inept LAPD that is equally as buffoonish and poorly run as they are in real life? Check check check. 

Experience the episode that was almost our pilot, with a ratings system that we immediately changed. These movies are truly terrifying, and only sometimes did the directors intend them to be. Also Scientology sucks and is an abusive cult and should have its religious status revoked. Okay enjoyyyyyy! We'll have Diehard vs Skyscraper for you next week.

The Wild West and late 90s New York are almost indistinguishable. It's therefore completely evident why these two films would be compared against each other. The music, the style, the rampant gun crime, the awkward sex, it's all dissected in this week's episode! 

The gang goes galactic and analyzes these two sequels of massively popular series. In space nobody can hear you scream, but in Jack's apartment we can insult each other without hesitation. The only universal constant we can agree on . . . Adrien Brody's nipples need more screen time.

The annual CKVS Shark Week episode is here! The gang explores Jack's phobia of open water in ways that will in no way be triggering in the future, Rainn Wilson open mouth laughs, and they take a beer break half way through and leave the mics going. They're a hot mess, but at least they're a hot mess with sharks! 

The group visits the future in two vastly different interpretations of what's to come.  Sean is threatened with murder, Jack doesn't like breasts on walls, and Daniel thinks 80s Pizza Hut looks tasty. Will either of these films come out on top or will it be a sad fight to attain the belt of mediocrity?

The boys dive into a Ridley Scott classic and into Dwayne Johnson's massive biceps in an effort to piece together which of these films will truly stand the test of time. Trigger warning: Kevin Hart exists.

The group digs into these two adventure hits and discuss their similarities and their vast differences. Fighting ensues. Will we have our first ever schlocky upset?

The group looks at two movies involving the downfall of Presidencies. Will Robert Redford's dreamy cream velvet suit beat out Gerard Butler's grizzled skull knifings? 

Daniel, Jack, and Sean explore the titanic effort of these two films and unveil a new ratings system to determine just who will be considered the Citizen Kane of the week.