Chronic Conundrum

Today, we’re wondering who really owns your house and why Koreans are so wonderfully wacky. We’re dissecting why my wife is a riddle wrapped in an enigma and what it’s like to meet an actual pornstar at the gym. Plus, I’ll share what Jesus was trying to tell me in a dream and ponder if my sleep demon is naughty or nice.  Whether you're here to escape the 30-year mortgage trap or just to decod...

Today, we’re wondering what a Martian would think of the public school apparatus and why screaming into a mic is all the therapy I can afford. We’re dissecting why 99% of humanity chooses comfort over control, and why my Korean-born 'dolphin wife' is the only thing keeping us afloat. Plus, I’ll share how the Jungian witch haunts the collective unconscious and why 'gym sluts' ar...

Today, we’re wondering if a message in a bottle is romantic or redundant and why adobe houses are actually maintenance-heavy nightmares cosplaying as high art. We’re dissecting how children are usually an afterthought in obituaries and whether Liechtenstein is a real country or just a fictional tax haven. Plus, I’ll share how a cup of mushroom tea helped me to figure out my shit. Whether you'...

Welcome to the debut of Chron Con. Today, we’re wondering if a contagious rink rat is enough to debunk terrain theory and why homeschooling is the only way to prevent your kids from becoming 'wrinkly babies.' We’re dissecting how a digital diet of boobs, butts, and farts leads to spiritual depression. Plus, I’ll share how to reclaim your youth and why I am undeniably the sexiest ice skat...