Childish

IT HAPPENED AGAIN. Alison has another pregnancy orgasm - this time involving a United States founding father - so Greg tries to unpack all of THAT. Both Greg and Alison discuss YOUR answers about the perfect age to have kids (spoiler: there doesn't seem to be a consensus - go figure), and send some advice to a concerned dad who calls in when his 5-year-old daughter's friend starts wanting to play...

Whether it's living with your parents after college (and seducing someone selling magazines, if you're Greg) or figuring out why marriages are much more likely to dissolve nowadays, Alison and Greg are talking all about the family unit on this week's episode of Childish! Also - I guess there's a measles outbreak (so that's another fun thing to worry about) and a listener phones in to get advice af...

DANGER. Lots to fear in this world. Or at least that's what a preachy gynecologist told Alison when she was 16. But in this week's episode of Childish, both she and Greg muse on how to not be TOO protective of your kids, discussing some of the current dangers of raising kids (like the US Surgeon General warning of the risks of youth e-cigarette use and giving your kids too much added sugar). Plus!...

Ready to hear a seamless segue from talking about the morality of spanking kids to the fun of getting spanked by your husband? In this episode of Childish, Alison and Greg discuss their sexual proclivities, try to figure out if Alison can tip someone to get a better delivery room, and give advice to a woman whose young son has a cleft palate. Plus - they share your constipation horror stories and...

Did you know that nearly rotten fruit helps solve your bowel problems? Greg gives Alison tips on how to cure her pregnancy constipation, asks her if she's participated in a tried and true sexual position since she's been married, and a caller gets advice on how to cope with fertility troubles. All this and Greg gives us another update on the status of his daughter's silent treatment.

Greg's going to say yes to everything this year. Maybe not glory holes. At least that's one of the Childish new year's resolutions! You'll hear more 2019 musings, updates on Greg's TMS therapy and his daughter's silent treatment, as well as the kitchen that Elliot got for Christmas. Also - Alison celebrates the findings in a BBC article about kids and screen time, but she also has some pregnancy b...

Did Elliot barf from his dinner at Tam O'Shanter or Alison and Daniel's caroling? Greg and Alison talk on a variety of health stresses (kidney stones, anyone?), make their life and baby-related predictions for 2019, and help a mom manage her kids' screen time. Plus, Greg gets a party hot tub and you'll find out what's giving Alison the pregnancy phenomenon known as Lightning Crotch!

Teenage son watching too much porn on his phone? Teenage daughter giving you the silent treatment? Greg and Alison process how to cope with these teenage quandaries, help a 22-year-old caller whose parents don't want her to get tattooed while she's living under their roof, and finally get to the bottom of whether or not Alison is cool. Plus Greg opens up about undergoing TMS (transcranial magnetic...

Fattening up kids for a witch and cutting off your toes for a prince. Just normal bedtime stories we just casually tell our kids! Greg and Alison discuss how messed up the original fairy tales really are, plus some details about pregnancy no one talks about and whether you should have a three-way before having your first kid.   Follow Childish!: Twitter / Instagram Follow Greg: Twitter / Instagram...

How much mom nudity is too much mom nudity around a 2-year-old? Greg and Alison tackle the conundrum of a body-curious kid, discuss feeling guilty when your child's spending a lot of time with a babysitter, and Alison talks about how Jon Hamm may have named her second child. Plus, news stories about couples having less sex, the benefits of being an older parent, and why you (maybe) should rid your...

Should you go ahead and have a baby? Is it wrong to fly a child to Hawaii? How do I handle my first hemorrhoid? These and other quandaries are explored on this week's Childish. Plus, the nitty-gritty of postpartum depression, nurturing your child's creativity, and a traveling-with-toddlers hack that just may change your life.   Follow Childish!: Twitter / Instagram Follow Greg: Twitter / Instagram...

Public or private school? Greg and Alison get to the bottom of this age-old debate, as well as whether or not hell exists (spoiler: it's the middle school years), and help a caller figure out if being a good parent actually matters. You know...long term.     Follow Childish!: Twitter / Instagram Follow Greg: Twitter / Instagram Follow Alison: Twitter / Instagram

This week, Greg and Alison try to guess what their kids will say about them one day in therapy, discuss the drama that comes with sharing a nanny with another family, and encourage a caller to advocate for their 1st grader when a new teacher in town starts punishing him without explanation.   Follow Childish!: Twitter / Instagram Follow Greg: Twitter / Instagram Follow Alison: Twitter / Instagram

In the very first episode of Childish, Greg and Alison talk about getting caught "dad-splaining," the gift of pregnancy orgasms, and give advice to a caller about how to make it through the insanity-inducing nights of sleep deprivation with an infant.   Shout Out Referrals: Washpod:  https://amzn.to/ 2PWLr2l   Shnuggle:  https://amzn.to/ 2qGzGPk   Wipe Warmer:  https://amzn.to/ 2QEmi9z

After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on "Childish". Hosted by real life friends, parents and veteran podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life. T...

After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on "Childish". Hosted by real life friends, parents and veteran podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life. T...