Character Debates

The booker of our guests needs a raise for this one! Gracing us with a podcast exclusive, Character Debates is excited to welcome the one and only...God! Hear Him debate with loose cannon Jake Vevera as they argue if Jake should be allowed into heaven when he dies! In this blessed episode, they discuss the weather in heaven, Jesus' real skin color, and the time Jake gave his dad 5 hits of acid. Al...

In an over the top episode, crazy cat lady Geraldine Pounce argues vehemently for the rights of cats to be President against a stickler from the FEC! Watch the politics fly as they debate black cat racism, bird genocide, and the death of a beer drinking goat! All judged by returning patriot Winston Dirthill! Moderator: Michael Harrison Geraldine Pounce: Abbi Crutchfield Kenneth Staple: Drew Dunn W...

Character Debates has another episode that will make you rub your eyes in awe. This week we have a fast talking promiscuous magician debate the leader of an anti-magician task force on are magicians problematic. Watch everything unravel as they discuss if magicians are liars, murdering bird drones, and why Hugh Jackman pushes magician propaganda! All judged by a retired magician who had his jaw sh...

We have an emotional rollercoaster of an episode this week, as we try to find out the best way to handle a dispute!  Join the gruff sounding Danny Speggs as he argues the merits of fighting with the ever loving Nimsey Jay! In this one, they discuss open-mouth kissing road rage drivers, being raised by wolverines, and how sad the original Top Gun was. All judged by a guy who can't stop crying! Mode...

In a very patriotic episode of Character Debates, host and newly minted American citizen Michael Harrison questions if he made the right decision!  Catch the verbal fire as South African immigrant Uncle Nelson(emmy nominated comedian Robby Collins!) goes toe to toe with hard core Sergeant Major Chet Gunns on is America really #1!? In this one, they fight about dog surfing instructor jobs, what the...

We have another high caliber episode locked and loaded this week as 2 legends argue on gun control! Hear the hootin'est, tootin'est, shootin'est, bob-tail wildcat Yosemite Sam defend gun violence in film against micro-dosing, gun safety advocate Matthew McConaughey! In this one, they discuss why Liberals love encouraging guns in their movies, gun accidents Yosemite has had on the set of Looney Tun...

No better way to kick off the 1st episode of our 2nd season then having an argument on the thing everyone is arguing about…abortion! In this one, we discuss if men should be able to control women's bodies! In one corner, we welcome Patty, the Trans-curious man who is scared of transitioning to a woman because of how society treats them. In the other corner, we have a Florida mom who thinks women s...

It's the final episode of the season and we are doing it in style! With the help of comedy powerhouse Jeff Arcuri, we are thrilled to invite Aladdin and the Genie on to debate if 3 wishes are enough. Listen to them argue about Aladdin's singing ability, what is the perfect number of wishes, and why the Genie won't make people fall in love with each other. All judged by the Sultan of Agrabah!  

Are the Beatles the  most influential band of all time  or are they just adequate precursors to Taylor Swift!? Character Debates answers this as we welcome Saturday Night Live writer Vannessa Jackson! Listen to her improvise as a 14 year old hardcore Swiftie against legendary Beatles Co-Founder and Charles Manson inspirer, Paul McCartney!   In this one, catch them debate what God thinks of Taylor...

Character Debates is back with one for the ages as we hash out which era is the most difficult to live in! On one side we have a mental-health conscious Gen Z'er from Queens and on the other side we have a caveman who was released from a block of ice!   Listen in as they debate about how sensitive people have become towards beastiality, what the Pre-historic version of "Hit it and Quit it" is, and...

Will Smith might slap us for this episode of Character Debates where we discuss if bald people should be allowed to be mocked! Listen to hyper sensitive Alopecia survivor Otis Rice spit fire against a guy with a very nice ponytail who thinks the bald are ugly!   Listen in as they discuss how bald people manipulate hair on hair violence, ruining Questloves Oscar moment and how GI Jane is now a raci...

Johnny Depp joins us in a very touchy Character Debates episode as we try to understand why women are constantly sexual harrassing men!!! Listen to the harrowing story of brave male secretary Arnold Harrington as he opens up about his aggressive female boss Marisia Trout!   Hear them argue about cat calling, vagina-shaped food disorders, and how Arnold should learn to lighten up when Marisia grabs...

Character Debates has a very exciting episode on a very boring topic as we discuss if the rich should pay taxes!  In this epic bout, Lancelot the Billionaire bickers with Brian the Auditor about such issues as what does the term IRS stand for, should dead people be taxed, and why drug dealers need to report their earnings. All judged by a gambling addict!  Moderator: Michael Harrison Lancelot DuBo...

Character Debates has a pretty sweet episode lined up for you this week as the Red M and M argues with candy bigot Blayne Norred on is candy getting too political?! In this conversation, they will be discussing candy cannibalism, M and M footwear, and how Howard Hughes was tied into their dark early years! All judged by the original 1940's bombshell M and M, Violet!  Moderator: Michael Harrison Bl...

If anyone out there is looking for information about misinformation, then you're at the right place! Join us as CDC Public Health official Dr. Ouchie debates the pros and cons of Misinformation with the podcast host of Queefmouth, Jimmy Two Shoes. Listen in as they discuss accidental discoveries, the dangers of spreading lies, and consuming sweat from the ass of a goat! All judged by Ivermectin st...

Every podcasts dream guest has entered into the Character Debates arena as we are happy to welcome world renowned shit-disturber Donald Trump to the program! In this episode, he argues Jason (Pronounced "Jay-soon") on if Free Speech should be Free! Listen in as they discuss rumor spreading, the ability to censor bad imitations, and if the judge is a 7-foot-4 chinese woman. All judged by Michael's...

In this episode, Character Debates focuses on the land of the rising sun as we try to determine if Sumo Wrestling should be Japan's National Sport. NYC comedian Misha Han joins us as fat-shaming karate champion Hideki Tanaka who verbally spars against Mer,the 487 pound American born Sumo Wrestler! They discuss topics such as scaring ring demons, why women are considered impure in Sumo Wrestling, a...

Forget Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle! Character Debates is going after one of the most controversial figures in history...Cupid! In this epic match, the Love God debates woke university student Bethany Von Strauss on should Cupid be canceled?! They argue alternative nudist flying baby professions, patriarchal arrow shapes, and the time dildos were handed out during Valentine's Day. All judged by a...

Tensions run high in this episode as open mic comedian Jake Vevera debates with Larry the Mugger about whether Jake deserves his wallet back. Find out the harrowing details as they discuss why Jake got divorced by his wife Amy, how Larry is culturally appropriating Kleptomaniacs, and the origin of the wallet! All judged by worn out vigilante turned Youtube creator, the Amazing Marcus! Moderator:Mi...

Let's start this year off with a bang! Improv impressionist Pat Swearingen joins us as time traveling renegade Doc Brown to debate the infamous Baby Hitler on should Time Travel exist!? They argue about curing Irritable Bowel Syndrome, the merits of killing babies, and why special guest judge Elon Musk can't blink! Moderator:Michael Harrison Doc Brown: Pat Swearingen Baby Hitler: Drew Dunn Elon Mu...

Final poddy of the year and what an intense one as we try to find out if women do like bad boys! Featuring the quick witted Jenn Wehrung In this episode, a Russian drug cartel leader  faces off against retirement home volunteer Phillip Gooderson as they vie over the lovable Rosalee Fields! We discuss how to fight violence with prayer, the joys of elderly butt cleaning, and how cuddling is illegal...

Merry X-mas listeners as we present a special holiday edition of Character Debates featuring Jess Salomon (The Tonight Show)! In this episode, Santa Claus returns as he debates Buster, the cocaine-addicted elf, on Are X-mas Elves being exploited? Learn the truth as we find out why there are only white elves in the North Pole, the idea behind giving bad kids coal, and why Santa doesn't employ Ewoks...

Father's Day has come early as we dedicate an episode to overprotective fathers and the effect they have on their children. Our hilarious guest comedian Camille Theobald argues as Britney Spears against her born again Christian father, James Spears! We discuss such family relevant issues as putting a conservatorship on all of your children, can a bank be a capable parent, and we reveal if special...

10th episode and what a star studded kicker we got this week to celebrate! Come watch the fireworks as we pit Hollywood A-listers Jeff Goldblum against Matt Damon on are superhero films ruining Cinema? We showbiz talk about issues like why aren't there more movie roles for penguins, are the Oscars a flawed institution, and what kind of character would a Boston superhero be. All judged by super sle...

Holy Lord! We got another sexy edition of Character Debates as we discuss if public nudity should be acceptable! Our hilarious guest comedian Laura Sogar argues as Jesus-craving Sister Mary against hypersexual teenager, Dennis! We discuss such hot button topics as siamese cat nudity, how cops should pray for speeders, and nudist friendly fanny packs! All judged by a man with no genitals! Moderator...