Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

In this final episode of the Cat Noir miniseries; the remaining survivors reach the windmill and learn the truth behind the plane crash. Are they in purgatory? Or maybe trapped in a time loop? Has this all been a hallucination? Or just an insane scheme, concocted by a failed actor, desperate to get on the podcast? All the answers you need are here. In this episode. Waiting to be heard.   This...

Following the horror of the swimming pool, the survivors find a door marked 'Quarantine' on the side of a disused windmill. Inside, they'll find answers to the power behind the island. Meanwhile, Danny Peaks learns he can't outrun his past. So he packs his bags.   This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instag...

Following the heart breaking tragedy of the coconut incident, things are becoming sweaty and tense in the jungle. Maybe the survivors could cool down with a nice swim, but nothing comes easy in a jungle, where everything wants to eat you. Meanwhile, Danny sends Warren on a mission and finally meets Salutations Binweave face to face.   This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and...

Something waits, echoing through the jungle, while Alfie has a flashback of daddy issue sized proportions. Elsewhere, an unlikely duo is formed as Danny and Warren investigate the tickets with the help of Warren's friend: a real life computer wizard.   This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Why not follow us on Instagram @catnoir...

A woman awakes on a beach, bruised, bloody and lost. Recognition of where she is and what has happened begins to float across her face. She winces back the pain… Who else has survived? Where are they? Why did this happen? What animal would make the perfect family pet? Meanwhile a Heron needs collecting from the airport. This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Matt San...

Nine very different people all have one thing in common: they've been gifted a holiday to Bermuda. Not all of them are going to make it. Unconnected and unknowing, everyone boards the plane while Danny Peaks gets a mysterious phone call and Passport Control proves that no matter what actions you take, you can't cheat fate.   This episode was written, performed, recorded, edited and produced b...

The hottest new podcast is taking the world by storm: Rouge Chien. A hot mess of alternative scenes, audience added outtakes, strange sound effects and impossible sketches that somehow feel strangely familiar. Matt thinks it's the best thing since pre-unsliced cut bread got sliced. Is he right? Kev's not so sure. In fact, Kev thinks something far more sinister is afoot... Meanwhile, two phone call...

Tricia wants nothing more than a normal family and a quiet life.   Life has other plans for her. Gordon wants for his wife to be happy. But life has other plans for him too.  And now, tonight, in a small house, in a boring residential suburb, one man will battle with his inner demons for the sake of his sanity and his family.  Self belief, therapy and religion may not work, so why d...

Kelvin The Robot goes shopping, family ties are explored in "Cops on Blocks," Dale Allen looks into Road Rage and Matt and Kev return from their road trip, but have they found the Marple? Listen in to find out the answers to these questions and more. This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt "Coconut" Sanders and Kevin "Apricot" Chilvers. Editing is by Gary the Trainee Coc...

Imagine if you will, a man calling the same number four times, expecting different results each time. Is this the type of man you would assume will one day, run the country? A buffoon, loon, a baboon, a cruel twisted, Babaffloon. Isn't it more likely that this man would fail? Listen in to find out. Whilst you are here, you may as well know it's the return of Agony Aunt and the end of Duke Render....

Can Matt and Kev find the missing Marple? Can Ian save Stella from Juggy Brown? Can Duke Render turn up on time or at least within a few miles of his target? Can Chester the dog save Bundy and Ted from non-stop boogie-woogie? Do the can-can can-can with Cat Noir. This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engi...

Matt and Kev are on hot on the trail of their missing Marple as Stella finds her old magic doesn't work on everyone. Duke Render finds himself off target, Dale Allen sets his sights on a prime story whilst Charlie gives Jim the run down on his neighbours. Geoff the Baker was unable to appear in this week's episode. This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevi...

What was that? A foghorn, a chocolate advert, a werewolf, the swooping of a dragon? Just one more thing... how many Marples make a cupboard full of Marples? Find out the answers to these pressing questions and more by entering the World of Cat Noir. This episode was written, performed, recorded and produced by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Editing is by Gary the Trainee Sound Engineer. Why not...

We're back for a second season and returning in style as we present "Too many Marples" a story within the sketch show, inside the comedy podcast. A murder, mystery just waiting to be solved nine times over. Meanwhile, Matt is convinced Kev has opened a café in his front room and Ian returns to the studio without Stella, and finds himself in a sticky situation. This episode was written, performed,...

Join Patrick MacNee as he fights Ogre's, dragons and applies for car insurance whilst introducing the second season of the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast. Steed is back in the saddle; dressing gowns optional. Written and performed by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. . Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com Geoff the Baker lives a bourgeois lifestyle but he'd hate...

Bundy and Ted have always dreamt about seeing the stars but maybe tonight they should have their telescope facing at the Earth. Are they already here? Do they walk among us? Can we even see them? Join two humble astrologers, two SETI scientists and a Hollywood star as they do battle to save our planet from the Shadow Pixie People. Geoff the Baker does not feature in this week's special. Cat Noir a...

For Dale Allen: This is his chance to interview a cultural phenomenon. For Lead Detective Michaels: This is his chance to finally get that promotion. For Charlie: This is his chance to turn years of writing to his advantage. For the unnamed policeman: It's his chance to get a line and wear a Gillet. For years: sinister murders have taken place across the globe. All that is known about the killer i...

Do you need advise? Then give Aunty Mable a call. Need a door knocker. Don't go to this shop. Argh... stop throwing fish at me, I'm trying to write an episode summary. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped...

Welcome to Passport Control, if only there was an I.T system's analyser on hand on to help. Bundy invents a machine to see the night's sky whilst we find out how hurricanes get their names. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British...

This is war. Herons vs Humans and Herrings. Time to rebrand. Meanwhile Ian gets a shock, Dale has his photo taken and Stargazing Live receive a rather upsetting email. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped...

Dale Allen meets the sinister surgeon Dr Karlous Kennedious as the Grand Visor of the Ninth Siege of the Cult of Herons addresses his followers. Ian and Stella talk wildlife, whilst John decides to buy his wife an Alexa. Elsewhere Kevin makes this a special episode for Matt. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zaps...

There is a Heron trapped in-between the sketches on the podcast. Someone please send help. Meanwhile Kelvin the Robot replaces the white goods in Alfie's kitchen, Stella stands by Ian and Dale Allen uncovers some sinister surgery. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is...

Kev and Matt start their podcast whilst Dale Allen makes a terrible mistake, Charlie tries his hand at horror, Danny Peaks makes an urgent call and Stella just can't get the words right. Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kev...

Welcome to the world of Cat Noir. A comedy sketch show within a podcast. Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram. Some sound effects acquired from www.zapsplat.com Music (c) Kevin Chilvers Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast...