Cane & Corey

Plus, angry wheelchair guy goes off on the fats, and Corey walks you through his "first time."

The comments section never disappoints—especially when there’s absolutely no chance these are actual band names. Meanwhile, Cane chooses breathing over Sydney Sweeney?!? We have questions. Lots of questions. And a proposed men's bathroom layout has the ladies up in arms (and probably forming a committee). PLUS: more questionable decisions, more internet chaos, and much more!

Most of us just think these things… but Jai? Jai says them out loud with the confidence of a man who’s never met consequences. Normal everyday actions that become so painfully embarrassing....never snore on a plane! And honestly, he should probably stick to football… because judging by the results, absolutely nothing is ‘cooking’ for him in college. PLUS so much more chaos nobody asked for… but so...

The grossest story ever told… and somehow it comes from the LAST person you’d ever suspect. We also dive into the kind of thoughts that should probably stay locked in your brain forever because saying them out loud could get you legally disowned by society. Plus, we attempt to uncover what Jai’s actual job is… and after a full investigation, we’re still not convinced he has one. AND somehow, there...

Also, it turns out size matters when it comes to whether a mermaid can float.

Plus, science, books, and horse farts...Cool or Not Cool?

Cane had an absolutely unhinged weekend hopping the friendly skies — somewhere between TSA and “Sir, we’re gonna need to ask you a few questions.” His bingo card was chaos: delayed flights, questionable decisions, and conversations that definitely should’ve stayed in the group chat. This episode goes completely off the rails as we discuss masturbation and the strangest places we’ve ever handled “p...

Plus "cool" is still slang we use, but we need to bring back "giggle water" and "pants gravy!"

It's just another day in Cane's Life where he has dreams about Corey!

We all collectively agree Sydney Sweeney can do no wrong—honestly, even her farts probably smell like vanilla cupcakes. Also… is that tree actually moving, or is this guy just experiencing premium, top-shelf enlightenment ? And Cane… does he have mouse finger, or is that just the long-term effects of a committed relationship with one-ply toilet paper?

Move over, bar trivia—there’s a new ruler of the nightlife kingdom, and it’s Nude Drawing Nights. Yes, folks, pencils up, clothes… optional, dignity… negotiable. Also, shoutout to those legendary Kmart commercials—nothing will ever top the joy of proudly announcing you “shipped your pants” in public. Truly a simpler, weirder time. And brace yourselves… because World War Eleven is apparently on dec...

Just when you think you’ve officially heard everything , someone hits you with, “Hey… wanna eat a Kentucky Klondike bar?” Then somehow it escalates into us taking a quiz about things we’ve done in the bedroom … and Jai really had the audacity to say “no” to one of them. Suspicious. Very suspicious. And that’s only the beginning—because apparently this conversation had no brakes . Stay tuned… it on...

What happened to the show!

Funniest animal names you’ve ever heard… but seriously, keep your head on a swivel—because the double-chinned cave beaver is out there judging you. Cane discovers the life-changing magic of a washcloth and immediately questions every decision he’s ever made up to this point. And yes, everyone gets “phubed”… some more aggressively than others. No one is safe. PLUS a bunch of other completely necess...

We’ve dusted off a term so old it probably has a pension: the  Clam Slam . Meanwhile, Cane is back at it, and either the multiverse is leaking or he’s definitely seeing double. Also, we’ve decided that starvation is a small price to pay to avoid the  $41 Coachella pizza slice —unless that crust is stuffed with literal gold and a VIP pass. PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

Britney Trumpy guest hosts and schools the boys in how to treat a lady, real or AI, and Initials Game!

It's a free for all Friday and this week we have a Better Half Battle. Cane and BFR VS. Cousin Rick and Nuzzin. Things get NUTS!! PLUS MUCH MORE!

Breaking news: apparently we’re now expected to tip DJs like they just performed open-heart surgery. Also, Jai? Still a world-class D-bag—some traditions never die. In other terrifying updates, there’s allegedly some aggressive, headline-grabbing “ass-eating bacteria” sweeping the nation (who approved this naming, honestly?), so maybe just… sit carefully. And if you’re trying to keep your relation...

We crack open a brand-new conspiracy - this time starring pandas (yes, the fluffiest suspects yet ). Also, serious question: how did that guy even manage to shoot the gun?? And we pose the question make an only fans to make $100 million...Jai says "Yes, Please!". And that’s just the beginning… buckle up.

A surprisingly large percentage of men have nicknames for their penis…so the question is: which one of us calls ours “The Little Warrior”? We also tackle the age-old debate: Does pretty privilege really exist? Because according to our field research… it absolutely does not apply at Home Depot. Plus we discuss why former baseball star Darryl Strawberry may also hold the title of “The Three-Minute M...

Just because we think they smell funny doesn’t automatically make us xenophobic… right? …Right?? Ever wondered what a Neanderthal actually sounded like? Well, buckle up - we’re crossing that prehistoric bridge together! And in a shocking turn of events (absolutely no one is surprised), Jai wins yet again at Butt Hurt! Plus… plenty more questionable discoveries along the way!

Jai casually mentions he’s heading to his son’s class to do a wholesome little reading session… and somehow Cane turns it into a full-blown nightclub appearance. And because no episode is complete without absolute chaos, Cane dives headfirst into another conspiracy theory — but this time Taylor Swift is somehow involved. (We’re not saying she’s behind everything… but we’re not not saying it either...

Cane and Corey just checked something off the bucket list — and yes, it cost an arm and a leg. Literally. Meanwhile, the “new” dating terms everyone’s freaking out about? Please. That’s just fashion week for feelings. We’ve been ghosting, orbiting, breadcrumbing, and emotionally tax-evading since dial-up internet. Slap a trendy name on it and suddenly it’s groundbreaking? Groundbreaking would be s...

When you're feeling unsure and emotionally fragile, nothing says “self-care” like pulling over for a romantic evening with a freshly flattened deer. …said absolutely no one in the history of humanity—except this one unhinged whackjob. Cane even surprised himself when his stew turned out to be a Michelin-star experience...watch out Gordon Ramsey And of course, Jim Cantore is back - gleefully fr...

It’s Friday… so obviously it’s time for a completely unhinged, no-holds-barred, Free-For-All Offensive Friday. First up: we’re calling the CEO of Burger King to respectfully (but passionately) share our thoughts ....Jai was SO passionate! Then we tackle the absolute collapse of train etiquette which has, quite frankly, gone off the rails… literally. PLUS much more chaos, commentary, and questionab...