Brilliant Observations

All I want for Christmas is more Porn — cookie Porn, that is. Missy drools while Amy rattles off this year's sugary, buttery conquests in the long, slow climb up Cookie Mountain. There's even a special 30 Seconds on the Clock you won't want to miss. Want even more Brilliant Observations? Join our newly formed email list by sending the word SERIOUSLY to BrilliantObservations@gmail.com . We promise...

Gay porn, white supremacists and 30 seconds of vagina synonyms. Happy Thursday!

Sweet mother of holy household shenanigans. This week, we discuss filthy kids, disrespectful offspring, and shameful sibling habits, courtesy of Governor Andrew and Chris Cuomo, formerly of New York and CNN. (Must be Sweeps Week.)    Like what you hear? Rate us five stars on RateThisPodcast Find and share all our episodes on Apple Podcasts , GoodPods , Spotify , Audible , YouTube , Stitcher and ev...

It's the Thanksgiving Recap episode, gang! Complete with frustrating travel experiences, cream-based corn dishes, surprising dinner conversation and pedicures. Mmmmm. Smells like gratitude.    Looking for a few likeminded souls to complain I mean CONNECT with? Join our Facebook Group at BillObsSquad and follow our show page @ListenBrilliant ( Facebook , Instagram , Pinterest ). Feeling old school?...

Good grief, kids. It's another sexual innuendo episode.   If You Love Brilliant Observations Comedy Podcast Looking for a few likeminded, strong female centric podcasts to love? Welp, if you laugh along and relate to Brilliant Observations, chances are you'll love You Are That, Mouse and Weens, I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam, Office Ladies, Call Her Daddy, And That's Why We Drink, Girls Gotta E...

Fight! Fight! Fight! This week, we continue our Ravioli Pierogi fight, add in a second fish to get up in arms about, and — wait for it — HATE on Taylor Swift. Well, at least one of us does. Are you #TeamTaylor? Tell us in our new You Be the Judge Poll at: Taylor Swift gets a bad rap because... Or, you can always find it on our socials at @ListenBrilliant, or in our raucous FREE Facebook Group, /Br...

Melissa makes a tragic attempt at elevating the humble pierogi above the world's greatest food. Spoiler Alert: it's ravioli.  Plus, Amy falls down on public transportation (again), takes a strong position on dagger-length fingernails and somehow admits to never having tasted salmon.  Thank God Melissa is there with TikTok vaginal hair trends (she's such a tease), Sex in the City hair trends and ex...

You know how triggering Halloween is for us, Dear Listener. You'll be pleased to know this might be the year we finally cracked it. Hint: child labor FTW! Penny for your Thoughts? Full disclosure: there is no penny. If you've got four minutes to kill, we'd love for you to waste it taking our Listener Demographic Survey. We'll use this data to lure Russia into overthrowing the midterm elections. An...

Poor Alec Baldwin. He must feel so terrible now that his wife was accidentally shot and killed at work. Wait — This week, we dive deep into Listener Feedback, including some Bad Dating Advice, and Missy explores some unusual statutory-rape-age Mormon sex practices courtesy of everyone's fan favorite, TikTok.  Penny for your Thoughts? Full disclosure: there is no penny. If you've got four minutes t...

"Paging Dr. Covid, please meet your party in the lobby..." Welcome to Arizona, kids, where the marijuana is free, the masks are missing and the overwhelm is real. Join us as we recap the high times, low moments and weeklong shenanigans that could only be She Podcasts Live 2021.  We're talking about you, Jessica Kupferman, Elsie Escobar, Cameron Esposito, Halicue Hanna, Bonnie Frank, Joelle Kohn, G...

It's T-minus She Podcasts Live, kids, and Mercury Retrograde is in full effect. This is the conference we've been looking forward to for TWO (count em!) plus covid years, and we're not missing it now. So as Amy and Melissa scramble the jets to fly three-quarters of the way across the country for a weeklong commune in the desert with their fellow podcasting elites, we thought we'd share one of our...

It's the marital vibrators episode, featuring "used" lube. Good thing my husband doesn't listen to this podcast.  Not sure what else there is to say here, really. Because after that opening sentence you're either all the way in or 2,000% out. #podcastmath If You Love Brilliant Observations Comedy Podcast Looking for a few likeminded, strong female centric podcasts to love? Welp, if you laugh along...

So we had a Sex Gathering this week.  But sure, let's talk about unboxing videos for 42 minutes. (Don't worry. We get there.)   If You Love Brilliant Observations Comedy Podcast Looking for a few likeminded, strong female centric podcasts to love? Welp, if you laugh along and relate to Brilliant Observations, chances are you'll love You Are That, Mouse and Weens, I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam,...

Missy's long estranged brother has an emergency during the judgiest week in the Jewish calendar. What's a girl to do? Spoiler Alert: it's a mitzvah. Join us as we talk toilets (natch!), Pilates, divine influence, being better than your worst day, basketball-sized Matzo balls and managing overlapping circles of friends. (Hint: it starts with the toilet.) Like what you hear? Rate us five stars on Ra...

It's Jewish New Year, and shofar, sho good for the Brilliants (spoiler alert: they made the book!). Missy's family fails to guard her dog's ass, and Amy invites McDonald's to have its way with hers.    Like what you hear? Rate us five stars on RateThisPodcast Find and share all our episodes on Apple Podcasts , GoodPods , Spotify , Audible , YouTube , Stitcher and everywhere else you likah-ta liste...

What's the opposite of Imposter Syndrome? Hint: chances are it's got a dick. This week, Melissa and Amy dive deep into cat piss, sex with authority figures, hiring employees while still in jail and Australian nudism. Are you ready for your next chapter? (Yeah, neither are we.) Let's all march forward together, shall we?  Like what you hear? Rate us five stars on RateThisPodcast Find and share all...

Welp, the day of reckoning is finally here — Melissa's eldest has flown the coop. Then all of the sudden, Missy has something in her eye... We follow that poignant discussion with an evisceration of "sleeping bras," Brook Shields does Tik Tok, and Missy stans on White Lotus.  Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Facebook Group: /BrillObsSquad Facebook:   @ListenBrilliant  Instagram:   @List...

It's college move-in time, and Amy's spilling all the BMOC tea. Meanwhile, Missy's kids pull a snarky page right out of The Giving Tree. Ouch! Maybe that's why Missy's taken to pondering the power of a good spell. Poof! You're a Dick!   Like what you hear? Rate us five stars on RateThisPodcast Find and share all our episodes on Apple Podcasts , GoodPods , Spotify , Audible , YouTube , Stitcher and...

Who can make the sun rise? Sprinkle it with dew? Stu! Missy sings the praises of Wynonna Earp, potty humor and the surprising upside of being a Karen. Meanwhile, Amy goes bra shopping and (as usual) forgets how to speak English.  Like what you hear? Rate us five stars on RateThisPodcast Find and share all our episodes on Apple Podcasts , GoodPods , Spotify , Audible , YouTube , Stitcher and everyw...

What happens at college stays at college. Or does it? Melissa sure as shit hopes so. We cover first airline flight memories, drugs of bygone eras, and why Amy never learned to tell time (...or discard worthless items).    Like what you hear? Rate us five stars on RateThisPodcast Find and share all our episodes on Apple Podcasts , GoodPods , Spotify , Audible , YouTube , Stitcher and everywhere els...

Do Jeff Bezos's balls taste better dipped in ranch? Spoiler alert: no, no they don't. Join us as we hate on the Billionaire Boyz Club as they skip out on paying taxes, puff up their own blow holes and buy their way into opportunities that others work their whole lives to be lucky enough to achieve. What, me bitter? (Don't worry, supporters. Melissa comes to the rescue to defend "this testicled ass...

That fancy vibrator, a Discovery of Cheeses and refusing to call our friends on their own BS. It's enough to make a gal throw a rock through her rear window.  Join Melissa and Amy as they break it all down brilliantly .  Join the nonsense online @ListenBrilliant, @BrillObsSquad, podpage.com/brilliant-observations, or BrilliantObservations@gmail.com. Find swag at TeePublic.com/BrilliantObservations...

Is it important for your friends to like your kids? Follow up question: if so, where might one find new friends? The squeaky pig gets the dog in this all new, topic-packed episode. Ethan enrolls at Pitt and immediately receives a request for "donations." Missy lauds her favorite National Treasure. Amy MacGyvers everything from oil caps to fashion accessories. And a world of weirdos is currently di...

What can we say? Some days you tiptoe through the tulips. Other days, you're up to your patella in a steaming pile of puhpoooo. Join the conversation online (and bring a towel) at @ListenBrilliant, @BrillObsSquad, www. BrilliantObservations.com, or BrilliantObservations@gmail.com. Find swag at TeePublic.com/BrilliantObservations, or support us at Patreon.com/BrilliantObservations. Feeling sparkly?...