Brain Mites

In this episode, Chloe explores the world of scorned women, both living and spectral. Katherine Knight knows how to girl dinner - benzos and man meat, yum.

In this episode, Chloe talks about the notorious vigilante Bald Knobber Committee and all of the heinous acts they've committed throughout their short-lived history. Have you ever experienced a moment in time you thought wasn't real or visited a place that seemingly disappeared when you tried to find it again? Ever heard of a Mapinguari? This episode is an epic adventure from start to fini...

The Chandra Seven seek to go where no man has gone before; into the Supermassive Black Hole, Sagittarius A*. Will they emerge victorious on their mission to unlock the secrets of the universe? Did you know Galveston is basically a giant graveyard? Chloe shares her firsthand encounter with The Rake.

This tale has more twists than a pig's tail. Speaking of tales, as an added bonus that will continue from this episode forth, Chloe will present to you not one, but three new segments including a reading recommendation, cursed ebay artifacts, and a little something called Crypts, Creeps, and Cryptids. patreon.com/user?u=77496715 <----- go here to see the images from the episode (it's fr...

Chloe suplexes her depression! Martyrs is a story about a woman who is vilified for not having any children, but in the weirdest way possible. My Roomba ruined my life for two weeks, but I'm over it now... sorta. How could I be mad at an adorable robot that eats dirt?

If you listen to this episode and you're a hunbot, your face will melt off. 

A harrowing true story about 15 year old Chloe trying to navigate her first relationship and the murky waters of unseasoned white people food. 

Dumpy Karens don't deserve extra ranch, don't throw your taco's at the wall if there aren't any limes, don't piss on the walls if your chicken wings are late, and don't tell me to "kiss your butt" if you ain't got one beehotch. EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST this week. <3

When it rains it pours. Dale and Betty-Joe's cups runneth over with something extra special in this weird flash fiction.

I had a tumor removed and now I have pneumonia. Here's some raw audio of me raw dogging the mic with my cracklin' ass voice talking about who knows what and a fib about a dead grandpa. 

Just some home town urban legends and uncontrollable diarrhea.

Tinder, Golf, a Serial Killer, a Rogue Flamingo, and Alligators. What could go wrong? Never trust a daywalker that's shorter than you.

Hail the Black Beetle. Hail the Babushka. Hail the Black Beetle. What was I thinking...?  Ford talks about spiders and roaches being a-holes to poor custodians and users of hair dryers. Bob does something frowned upon in the world of Catholicism. Chloe reads a story she wrote that, surprisingly, wasn't inspired by a nightmare. Where do lice come from???