Blunt Bitches with Boobs

Having a bigger chest is one thing. Trying to find a cute damn bra that actually fits is an entirely different battle. This week, we're talking about the struggle of having a larger bust, the ridiculous lack of cute and feminine options, the questionable designs that seem to think bigger boobs automatically mean sacrificing style, and why finding a bra that offers actual support without lookin...

We're back, bitches! 🎃 After a little unexpected time away, we're crawling out of the crypt just in time for Halloween. This week, we're talking creepy paranormal encounters, unsettling urban legends, relationship red flags that should've sent us running, and the ultimate supernatural dating debate: vampire, werewolf, or ghost? 👻🧛‍♂️ Get ready for spooky stories, questionable de...

What if I told you semen is WAY more complicated than just sperm floating around in… well, you know. 😂 In this episode of Blunt Bitch with Boobs , we’re getting into the weird science of semen—thousands of proteins, immune-system interactions, microscopic delivery vehicles, antimicrobial properties, cancer biomarkers, and even research using semen-derived particles to deliver experimental cancer...

Men have been confidently explaining women's bodies since the beginning of time, and somehow the information keeps getting fucking worse. 😂 From my first boyfriend's groundbreaking discovery that you can't get pregnant if you're on top because GRAVITY to the claim that sick women have hotter vaginas, we're dragging the wildest sex myths men have ever tried to sell us. We'r...

Apparently, men can get filler injected into their penises… because apparently dicks need Botox’s cousin now. 🍆💉 This week, we’re getting into penile filler... what it is, why guys get it, what they’re actually injecting, how much it can change things, and what happens when someone decides Vaseline belongs in a syringe. Then we’re getting into the biggest lie we’ve all been told about cum: sperm...

Dating in 2026 is a fucking mess. Between endless dating apps, impossible checklists, hookup culture, situationships, and people who apparently don’t even know when they’re on a date, we’re asking the obvious question: Are we even dating anymore?

Why do so many women prefer taller men... and is that preference actually biological? In this episode, we're going down the rabbit hole from sperm banks and height requirements to evolutionary psychology, dominance, social status, cultural conditioning, dating apps, and what research actually says about women's height preferences. Are women looking for “tall,” or simply someone taller than...

Sex is weird. Like, really fucking weird. 😂 This week, we’re diving into the strangest sex news and research of 2026, from suicidal spider sex and exercise-induced arousal to the orgasm gap, disappearing kisses, sex myths, and a festival dedicated to giant penises. Science, sex, and absolute chaos… basically, a normal week on Blunt Bitch with Boobs . 🍆🕷️

Apparently, America has a lot of opinions about what we do in the bedroom... and some of those opinions actually became laws. This week, we're scratching the surface of America's weirdest sex laws, separating facts from internet bullshit, and asking the important question: Why the fuck does the government care so much about who we are fucking??

You thought Michigan was known for cherries and the Great Lakes? Think again. This week, we're diving headfirst into the state's most outrageous competition: the Prettiest Butthole Contest . Who came up with it? How do you even judge a butthole? And why did it become a viral sensation? Grab a drink and prepare to laugh, cringe, and question humanity, because yes... this is a real thing.

Penises, Parties & Poor Decisions: The Last Fling Before the Ring 🍆💍 Why do we celebrate getting married with matching outfits, questionable decisions, and an alarming amount of inflatable penises? This week on Blunt Bitch with Boobs, I’m diving into the hilarious history of bachelor and bachelorette parties, exploring why penis decorations have been around for centuries, comparing pre-wedding t...

Are you secretly committing bedroom felonies? This week, we're exposing the biggest turn-offs, bedroom icks, and sex mistakes that men and women wish their partners would stop making, based on real surveys, research, and brutally honest confessions. From starfishing to jackhammering, nobody is safe.

Is your libido actually low, or is your brain just overwhelmed? In this episode, we're breaking down the connection between mental health and sexual health. From stress and anxiety to depression, burnout, and the mental load many of us carry, we'll explore how these factors can impact desire, arousal, and intimacy. If you've ever wondered why your sex drive seems to disappear when life...

This week on Blunt Bitch with Boobs , we're celebrating Independence Day by declaring freedom from red flags, situationships, mixed signals, and the ex who always seems to text at the worst possible time. From Pontoon Playboys and holiday hookups to White Claws, bad decisions, and summer dating chaos, we're breaking down the biggest dating disasters of the season and how to spot the warnin...

These TikTok clowns are branding themselves as pro P*ssy Devourers like it's a career. Listen as Chelsi roasts where they got the massive audacity, the flex culture, and why most couldn't find the magic button with a map and a flashlight. Real eaters don't announce it; they just bury their face. Modern dating is now a horny performance review. Laugh, rage, and start to question every d...

Let's be honest...most of us got sex education that left out a whole lot of context. For this Pride Month episode, I'm joined by sexual health educator Kim Adamski to talk about queer sexual history, the influence LGBTQ+ communities have had on modern kink culture, and how community-driven education helped fill the gaps when mainstream sex ed wasn't cutting it. We talk history, stigma, consent, co...

Apparently, men have been keeping secrets. This week on Blunt Bitch With Boobs , we're unpacking the surprising truth about male orgasms, dry orgasms, multiple orgasms, Kegels, pelvic floors, and why orgasm and ejaculation aren't actually the same thing. Along the way, we'll bust some myths, explore some fascinating science, and collectively wonder why nobody taught us any of this in h...

Ever found yourself Googling something at 2 a.m. because you were too embarrassed to ask anyone out loud? You're definitely not alone. This week on Blunt Bitch with Boobs , we're diving into the questions everyone secretly wonders about sex, relationships, body image, confidence, and all the awkward stuff in between. No judgment, no shame, just honest answers and plenty of laughs. Because...

The internet has officially lost its damn mind because apparently swallowing is now being marketed as skincare, therapy, a sleep aid, and a wellness supplement all at once. So naturally, I had to investigate. In this episode of Blunt Bitch with Boobs , we’re diving headfirst into the wild world of sex myths, viral “studies,” horny internet pseudoscience, and the absolutely unhinged claims people k...

Welcome back to Blunt Bitch With Boobs , the podcast where we unpack history, human behavior, internet chaos, and the deeply questionable decisions society somehow normalized. This week’s episode, Prescription Butt Stuff: Victorian Doctors Were Freaks! , dives into the bizarre history of butt plugs, fake medical cures, sexual repression, and why old-timey doctors were somehow hornier than modern s...

One week you’re hot, unstoppable, and making dangerous eye contact in public… The next week your jeans fit weird and suddenly everyone annoys you. Welcome to being a woman. In this episode of Blunt Bitches with Boobs , we’re talking about women’s confidence throughout the monthly cycle, from period-week emotional damage to ovulation confidence so strong it should honestly require supervision. We’r...

Let’s be honest, men act like two completely different people depending on the moment. In this episode of Blunt Bitches with Boobs , we’re calling it what it is: flaccid ego vs activated ego. The confidence switch, the mixed signals, the bold decisions followed by “why did I do that?” energy... we’re breaking all of it down. We’re talking brain chemistry, confidence illusions, emotional whiplash,...

Okay... so apparently in late March 2026, scientists finally dropped the first complete 3D nerve map of the clitoris. Yes. 2026. Meanwhile, the penis has had detailed anatomical mapping since the late 90s. So naturally, I have questions...

I went down a rabbit hole of obscure sex terms.... and I may regret EVERYTHING. Some of these are weird. Some are concerning. And some should've never been named in the first place. You're NOT ready...

Ever feel hot one minute and completely delusional the next? Yeah... Same let's talk about it. A brutally honest dive into body dysmorphia, where confidence and self-doubt fight for control, and the mirror usually talks shit.