Bat Minute

The police have been flip-flip-flipped! Bruce is the only one who can stop this guy from stealing… something. Whatever it is! YOU GO, BRUCIE! Don't forget your hammer. The cops arrive on the scene so Bruce flees. His job is done - the guy will be arrested and the crime has been averted. Kind of. I mean, half of the stuff was lost or destroyed, but whatever. Close enough. The next episode follows o...

Bruce's pursuit is hot and heavy as this remaining crook chaotically careens away! The cops might even think that HE is the criminal - careful now! That possibility is put to bed as the nasty so-and-so decides to absolutely annihilate their car and, presumably, bodies. That's gotta hurt! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat...

Bruce yanks that makeshift mask into place and he's finally ready to rock and roll. The Batman is here! Kind of... Time to blow this pop stand! The baddies don't take any of this too seriously, it must be said. Our boy ain't deterred though - he just chokes these suckers out, Roddy Piper style! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the ...

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Smug little **** Bruce Wayne approaches Andrea as she’s getting ready to leave the graveyard. She knows who Brucie boy is but that don't impress her much! Deciding to move on with his other, less sensual, plans for the evening, Master Wayne heads off into the night to test out this whole Batman thing. There’s a counterfeit jeans ring operating right out of my clothier’s?!?!? The next episode...

Bruce decides to leave before he looks any more stupid. Good call. Meanwhile, Andrea continues to talk to her dead mother and is like OMG, THAT WAS BRUCE WAYNE. HE IS LIKE SO TOTALLY AWESOME. What happens is a confounding conversation between the living and the dead. Confounding to one host at least... What isn't so perplexing is the desire to get down and dirty right in the damn graveyard! The ne...

Bruce “hmmphs” at our dear Councilman and he walks away. He’s had enough of this nonsense. Phew - free at last. Still, Master Wayne hasn't retreated to have some fun... oh no... instead he's decided to go and sulk in the spare room and think about THE MURDER OF HIS PARENTS. There is one bright spark, however, as he also remembers meeting a certain Andrea Beaumont for the first time. A creepy cemet...

Pennyworth Pride.

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We discover that Bruce is terrified of "MARRIAGE". Who'd have guessed?!?! This bizarre robot lady then says what about the I word - "INGAGEMENT". Good god… Mr Wayne seems to have upset another young lady and he takes wine to the face. BAM! And all over his clothes! BAM! Think of the stains! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat...

On board a plane flight we see a mystery lady. She informs Reeves that she will be landing any minute. WHO COULD IT BE?!?!? I'm calling 'Carmen Sandiego'. Arthur is being something of a horndog. These two have history and he isn't gonna let no Bruce-blood-Wayne interfere in his love life! BRUCE WAYNE, ONE OF THE WEALTHIEST ENTREPRENEURS IN GOTHAM! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Po...

Arthur attacks! The councilman criticises! Reeves... let's stop this now before it gets silly. Gordon is here to defend the good name of The Bat but it seems to be falling of deaf ears. Why does nobody ever bloody listen?!?!? Meanwhile, our hero has discovered a mysterious residue... The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute...

Your new best Buddi? NAH!

A fool of a Phantasm? Not quite! Ol' Chuckie might think that he's got the upper hand, but his hand isn't a damn scythe is it?!?!? BEAT THAT! This spectre shows off their Jedi powers with a wonderful Force Jump before Sol smashes right though a wall and FLIES INTO ANOTHER BUILDING! Even Batman looks a bit stumped at these a-doin's-a-transpirin'! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, di...

Do you got faith? Well do ya, punk?

We’re back as Sol continues to attempt to lose The Bat in the parking lot. Instead of Batman waiting for him ahead though, as is customary, a new mysterious figure emerges from the smoke and shadows - A PHANTASM! This Angel of Death wants to use that Roman Scissor for a little bit of fun, but Chuckie is out of here, ASAP! Can anybody stop this Spectral Terminator? The next episode follows on Wedne...

Some gangsters are having a meeting. Is there ONE casino that’s NOT corrupt in this world? Good god. Meet Chuckie Sol, who is pretty confident that his product is worth the wait... and a certain Bat has certainly been waiting for just this moment in order to strike! BOOM, YA DONE! GET THE TABLES! The action is already on, Bat Mites! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat M...

Women want him for his wit. The C.I.A. wants him for his body. All Nick wants is his molecules back.

Oh, Velcro Girl...

From Shady Ladies and Muppet Babies to crimes and long times, this minute takes us through the rest of the credits and the action is all about to begin! This is a speedy movie and, oh yes, we're off now, Bat Mites! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band  Rat...

If there's one thing the Internet agrees on, it's that you should never change anything ever!

The Dark Knight fights to save Gotham City from its deadliest enemy... THE TRANSFER INTO ANIMATION! Bat Minute is back with a bang and a new era begins as we enter the world of the cartoon. Some things are different while some remain the same - no matter the medium you know that this is THE place for exciting Bat chat, Mites! Celebrate the return of the pod in style and join us on this journey int...

Her voice became his passion. Her love became his obsession. Her refusal became his rage... and this rage somehow gave birth to a Bat Minute episode.   The crew return once more to discuss the Joel Schumacher... uhh... classic(?), The Phantom of the Opera!   The waiting is over... let the fantasy begin! AND ALL TO CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S DAY! Let's hope there are no massacres here... &nbsp...

Power is born from rage as the Bat Minute gang take a shot at The Rock himself - it's Black Adam time! We'll delve into all of the ins and outs of this epic - whether you love it, hate it, or fall somewhere in between. We ain't gonna stop until we hit Rock Bottom, folks! The ultimate hero is here... or is that villain? What is he anyway? You decide as he teaches children extreme hyper...

It's time to celebrate once more and this time the Bat gang have gone completely Clueless! Cher can't sing, Sean struggles to structure a show yet that dreidel's gotta spin for daddy, folks. Join our crew as they venture into the world of this polaroid of perfection and party in style... all of this is backed up by none other than Liz Whitaker and Sean German too! They wear their hearts on their s...