Basically Tall Tales

This is no longer a detective story, and I feel like that's not necessarily my fault. HE SOLVED THE MURDER IN PART 1, right? Things aren't what they seem and you can't trust anyone, not even the narrator. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This time Jared brings a story of Hal and his struggling private investigations company, as it finally gets another job. Only this time it is not a wife trying to catch a husband sleeping around, but a rather conspicuous scientist trying to find out who is threatening his life. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand P...

Get your nut butter, folks, because this week Rumpi, Bloop, and Tumble grapple with the most unknowable thing of all, friendship. Come on and join us this week to see what our intrepid young hero and his two bitter tagalongs get themselves into this time! Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hos...

Rumpi Bloop and Tumble continue their journey to find the mythical panacea, that can cure Rumpi's poor father of his nut cancer, when they come across the legendary Merfolk on their island home. Will the reclusive people help our heroes or hinder them? Listen and find out! Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Projec...

We're back with absolutely no explanation. In this fantastical episode, Todd spins a yarn about rats with fluffy tails. I dunno, I think squirrels are cute. Anyway, the explanation for why we were gone for almost a whole year is because we all got new jobs and moved around and stuff. We recorded like 10 episodes so far, which will be uploaded every two weeks. Now with some episodes in the bank, we...

Every adventuring party has an elf. Every respectable one anyway. I'm sure either Lewis or Clark was an elf. Or maybe it was Sacagawea? Let me know in the reviews if you think Sacagawea was an elf or not. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

We're back again this week as Adam picks up the story of Frosh, the unwitting, unwilling, and possibly uninterested hero(?) who will definitely save the world from Mice-Men. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we follow Sparkles the Misleading as he cajoles Frosh into taking a quest to unleash an ancient god in the hopes he will help save the world. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How are our wacky band of mercenaries going to get themselves out of this one, swap back to their original bodies, and be home in time for dinner? This week Adam takes the reins and adds a few goofs in while he's at it. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

There's a subtle difference between "mercenary" and "contract killer," probably. In this wacky part two of a story, Todd literally continues the story by doing the things that the characters said they would do in part one, and somehow throws everyone for a loop. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Ja...

Oh what have we done now. Back to some sci-fi roots, a band of mercenaries gets lost on the wrong side of the galaxy. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this completely apolitical episode Jason, Grimbla, and a wacky crew of new, lovable characters all get what's coming to them. Special guest appearance by the proletariat revolution. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, how much can I really say, the filthy lot continue to spread themselves thin in an attempt to create new life. Just Jason and his pals forever trying to find love in all the wrong places. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sugar and spice and a dash of a magical -or not, it's unclear- VR room, what does that get you? Well, you could do the homework this week and read up on the OG story, but we think our parody works just fine on it's own. Also, there was a hiccup in the timeline, but we are back this week! Thanks for sticking with us. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by Holizn...

Today Jared concludes the latest escapade of Ary the Executioner in a typically vulgar display of toxic behavior from the barbarian. Follow along with the tale of love lust and friendship. Character voice acting provided by Jared, Adam, and Todd Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our Lovable rogue Arry stars in this week's dance with destiny. Will he or won't he find Iggy88 and the key to his past (Or future, depending on how you look at it)? Tune in and find out! Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Science Fantasy at it's best! In this tall tale you'll find all your favorite classic science fantasy tropes. We got space, cool aliens, laser swords, and a lovable himbo/sociopath protagonist who must save the whole dang universe by himself. Guys... I unironically love The Chronicles of Riddick. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of...

Do you still believe in magic? More fool you, but really, I swear it is all magical. Wenceslas exorcises his demons and finds his wizard tower while making a new friend in this thrilling conclusion. My apologies for the rough audio quality from my (Jared's) mic at the end, it served well for several years but finally shit the bed a couple minutes before we finished recording, i did my best to clea...

Do you believe in magic? How about Santa Claus? What are you, five? Grow up. This is a story about a homeless wizard's journey to get a wizard tower. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wish the Dresden files was unhinged, raunchy, and still all full of intrigue? Well, if you said yes, then have we got the story for you this week. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While this show is great for learning advanced story writing techniques, this particular episode is not a great example of how to write women, but that's not my fault! I'm parodying noir films and it comes with the territory. In fact, parodying anything from before, like, the 2010's is gonna be tough. Stay tuned after the story to find out how Jared or Adam would have finished the story had I not...

Corque digs a little deeper into the mystery of his own death. What will he find and or stumble upon? Tune in to see what our undead gumshoe does next. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero of the 80s" by Grand Project Art by Jared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have a murder mystery on our hands this time, Corque Grunshman tries to solve his own murder amidst a crime spree in the bustling city Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE ENDING WILL SURPRISE YOU! As they should, but apparently if we say it, then whatever piece of media we've created will get more clicks. Cause we're all about the money now, baby. After the episode, we discuss the advanced writing techniques that are utilized in all of our writing, so stay tuned. Character voice acting provided by Todd, Jared, and Adam. Music "Grunge" by HoliznaCC0 and "A Hero...

The shocking truth behind these far right podcasters seems to have been mismanaged and they seem to be having a hard time reconciling their own morality with what they are preaching which I think was just me projecting on these lunatics assuming that at points in their lives they feel bad for what they do, though I dont believe it for a minute, In other words; we have a high fantasy epic on our ha...