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This week we talk about it being our 30th episode because Gorjan lost the real episode 29, so feel free to send him hate mail.  We have the sunshiney Hannah Myers back with us all the way from beautiful Los Angeles California and TBH we cross a few lines this week, especially when it comes to Christian porn, female income, blood grandmothers, and lying under oath. 

This week we have the dope Zoe Brownstone on, host of the new podcast all about cannabis in Canada, The Dopist! We talk salt rock lamps and what they actually do, has anyone met a TJ in real life, how does no one remember the 7UP Cool Spot, Avril Lavgine isn't doing too well, everyone stop giving your cat catnip, and stop referring to anything you own as your "baby".

A sweet, sweet reunion after spending like a whole week a part.   Gorjan brings in a GOLD MINE of 90s advice, Robin struggles to care for a puppy, Gorjan loves the smell of rotten eggs, Robin is a little heavier than the last time we recorded, we dream about how idyllic email dating and communism would be. We discuss fatsos and insensitive mothers, we call a big titty hotline and Gorjan breaks Rob...

Robin and Gorjan snuggle up and give some QUALITY advice this week... at least we think we do. Honestly, we don't remember. Life is a blur these days amiright? Must be the season change.  Email any complaints directly to Gorjan. 

Kelso Steinhoff steps into the podcast dungeon this week to talk about gross nicknames for body parts, cat hairs, Indiegogo pledges, rich neighbourhoods during Halloween, Christmas family photos, loveless relationships, Tinder betrays men everywhere, what an immediate family really is, why Halloween deserves to be a national holiday, and prunes are making a comeback.

This week Robin and Gorjan are hungry and a little short with each other. Waldo is back with some hot tips for teenagers, we talk one-sided friendships, the stress of being a crossing guard, we dive deep into dating profile bios and the politics of having company visit. 

This week we have our number one super fan (and not at all sick kid) Tommy Marshall on the show! We answer most of his questions while tactfully avoiding some others. We cover a range of topics varying from Serial Killer decor, thinking about other people when you’re having sex, taking a librarian out of the library, boning Beavers and Tommy asks Robin’s roommate out on a date.

Ho wee, I don't even really remember what we talked about on this week's episode. I know we talk about snitches because that's in the title. Uh. We talk about the UK, how the Earth being flat is starting to make sense, a teenager and his vape get into trouble, and we got an email from probably my mom.

This week Robin and Gorjan are full of Indian food, do some family planning, talk dim-witted office politics, racist Grandmas,  compare bra sizes and bro sizes, and just have a good ol' time together. #blessed

This week we are joined by Michael Gaty, co-creator of the webseries Bellwoods! In this episode we find out the hymen is a lie perpetuated by women, a woman struggles to find some fresh D in a new city, Gorjan has to explain himself for wanting to have his apartment locked, a pseudo-celeberty complains about how hard it was to cheat on her husband, Hannukuh starts on December 2nd this year, sex ed...

This week we drop the L bomb all over the place. We look at momma's boys, stranged scarved men with fedoras, Uber drivers asking you for directions to your dropoff, marrying your high school sweetheart, saying "I love you" to people, Gorjan wants to go to Maine one day, Robin refuses to tell us her favorite way to make eggs, D.A.D.D's make an appearance, and bowls of fruit all happen this week.

Back to basics. This week we cover people who celebrate the week leading up to their birthday, coffee gatekeepers, we got some junk mail from people, not having your job waiting for you when you come back from medical leave, moaning vs. stuttering, bros come before hoes unless the hoe is fiiiiiine, living next to your dead husband's mother for 25 years, I become Columbo when it comes to Tinder pic...

A farewell/fuckoff for Matt Hoffman for the time being. This week we tackle Mrs. Fletcher and her sexy ways, memorial coins, mythical bathrooms, Robin brings in a god damn bombshell, we discuss what we think people don't like about us, the world being flat makes more sense than being round, spell properly on Tinder, we cast one of the questions as a feature film, keep water themed stuff out of the...

This week, I forget to cut out two minutes of dead air, probably because I ran straight into a sharp corner with my head, we find out what emotional affairs are, friends with benefits, rebranding plump to thick, people who are lucky to have one another, I run into Yankee Doodle at Wholefoods, social media fame, and we never do this, honestly, we've never done this before.

I don't know what happened this week, but this was our nosiest episode yet. Construction, microphone bumping, chair squeeking, how did I let this happen? That aside, this week we tackle boobs and beer, alpha moves, Church universities, Handmaids Tale, tempid vs tepid, hardcore pornstars, La Croix, fire alarms, blacking out, and plumbing on a private yacht.

We kicked out all the guests this week and went solo (duos). We tackle straight guy shit, condiments, getting horny while having soup, a loose fanny brings two neighbours closer together, maintaining an erection during sex, bonners, deathgrips, and adopting children.

This week Hannah Myers stops by the podcast dungeon, we rage on people who told us how long it's been since they've eaten McDonalds, sewer grates make the perfect garbage cans, vacationing with other women causes trouble, pointers on how pre-teen girls can get a pre-teen boy, Hannah and Robin can't wait to abandon their parents, sleepaway camp, being a nanny for a racist child, how to get people t...

Hoffman is on the show this week and apparently he thinks he can show up unprepared because he's our first reoccuring guest, Gorjan and Hoffman bond over WorldStarHipHop, Robin guards her first kiss story, Waldo is a freak of nature again, passionless sex, Gorjan reminds Hoffman this is a comedy podcast, Robin calms us with a Carvel, and 3 people with no personalities took a personality test.

This week on Badvice, Gorjan complains about kids and lines, Robin robs ideas for her website from Gorjan, an American girl wants to rip American Girl dolls out of a smaller American girl's hands, red mammal meat is a hot topic for soon to be parents, a woman believes she's being poisoned, and Kidd Shadow drops some of the realist advice to ever be heard on the show.

The format of the show gets thrown out the window when Robin brings in something isn't an advice column, Gorjan tells old childhood stories that go nowhere and serve no purpose, Waldo creeps everyone out, a boy wants to hug another person's mama a bit too much, getting beat up as an adult, and widows vs. widowers: the ultimate battle.

Matt Hoffman, a man I haven't seen in years, graces the podcast dungeon on this week's episode. We find out if Jews put up Christmas lights, Bruce Springsteen is a big deal to a lot of people, Hoffman won't stop saying the words Judi Dench and cunnalingus, who care's about a bunch of plastic in the middle of the ocean, cardboard coitus almost happens in a Blockbuster, Gorjan schools these fools on...

We take a look at Robin's deepseeded hatred of men, a 12 year old's mammory glands, the busiest 6th grade you've ever met, and another freaking advice column written by a dog.

This week, Lauren Andrews joins us to talk about church geishas, Robin struggles to grasp the idea of an auditory medium, and Gorjan doesn't understand why the term "expat" exists.

This week we solve roomate drama, are let into the secret society of Sarnia Secrets, and tackle a small boys package. Danita Steinberg, host of What About Meryl/We Really Like Her! joins us in the professional podcast studio/Gorjan's bedroom.

If you're standing up, you'l need to sit down for this week's advice columns. The abled disabled show up at work, cougar town is looking for new residents, and curiosity killed the friendship in this week's episode of Badvice.