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What a week! Robin is back, albeit for a brief amount of time, so we'll squeeze all the funny out of her before she leaves us again. We're experimenting with video now, so head over to Badvice Podcast on YouTube if you wanna get a face full of us. This week we talk bathroom drains, feeling pity for teachers dealing with parents, what exactly is a professional evaluation of a person, what age do pa...

With Robin back next week, we have a boys sendoff with Connor and Matt. We tackle swimming trunks, opening mail, having sex with others to save the marriage, playing other people's pianos makes a comeback, catching hot dogs and t-shirts, having your own personal chef, grocery shopping gripes, plastic straws, Hoffman can't cook, and Nicole Kidman.

Hoffman is back in the studio this week where we tackle too much bathroom etiquette, being stuck in the back seat of a car with quiet talkers, cashiers on stools, coworkers oversharing, marathon volunteers, how much does the 1% make, Google Home Mini gets a thorough workout, telling people to lose weight, compliment conundrums, and boyfriends hitting on their mother in law.

We're back after a brief hiatus! All will return to normal soon, but until then join Alice and Iain this week as we talk about peeing yourself at work, Shen Yun conspiracies, San Pellegrino, James Franco's Gucci jacket, making fun of people with canes, someone brings crabs to the buffet, and taking someone to bonetown in a ski mask.

We got Kat back this week to talk handshakes vs. fistbumps, mascots, engineering tests at school, favoring twins, garbage presents and garbage pranks, we take a trip to Italy, trying to send back a sponsored immigrant, Kathryn has never played letter peek-a-boo, breast milk cooking, secret cousin marriage, and more in this long episode! Don't like it? Too bad!

It's a long boy this week, with my long boy Connor. This week we talk about surprises, bird calls, birthday gifts on the cheap, the saddest bingo hall in existence, loud co-workers, odd kid names, Chinese food woes, interrogation windows, and dealing with those fat cats at home.

That's right, we're switching formats! We're going from weekly to... when I get around to it. So until Robin's back, enjoy some staggered content. We got Hoffman in the studio this week with some No Name beer, Roll Up vs. Flip the Lip, gaining weight in a relationship, are you smarter than the smartest dog, dating a prisoner, lesbian catfish, breast tattoos, and a ton of Sopranos references.

Keeping it short and sweet this week. We talk about troublesome disc jockey's, he brings in a musing from my brother, uncovered coughing, 8th grade bullies, breastfeeding is both allowed and not allowed, and my dinner with Jerry.

Longest. Episode. Yet. We got Kathryn in the Badvice studio this week where we cover interrupting Amber alerts, deaf relationships, swimming shorts inner-netting, proper eating etiquette, self driving cars, Kat's revelation, recycling avocados, gravy trains, Jordan Peterson, birthday confusion, and people who don't stand up to let you pass.

The Russ herself shows up in the studio this week to talk all sorts of things. T-Pain advice, building bowls, Caitlin finds a goldmine of assholes on the internet, snowmagedon, pussy drones, ugly shirts, defensive boyfriends, GOOP, and trying to impress your date.

This podcast has never been more about nothing than this week. We take a look at old family photos, grocery stores, small penis problems, lost fingers, middle name woes, and cheaping out at the airport.

We take a look at yet another person ruining a concert, signing up your friend for newsletters as a goof, how long do people take to shower, stealing jokes and branding them as your own, scary movies aren't for anybody, and Cold Stone Creamery needs to cut out the singing.

Chareese barged into the podcast lounge this week with a ton of great stuff. We talk about backpages, third nipple fantasies, breaking chairs, cheating on spouses, losing virginities, and billionaires. 

Robin was able to squeeze in a quick Badvice before evacuating the country, and Hoffman was in town for unrelated reasons, meaning we got a big ol' episode this week! How old can coffee get before it's undrinkable, homemade porn without the person knowing, racist babies, stray cats, what to do when you suspect your therapist is bringing your boyfriend to Bonetown, families that rinse together stay...

Connor shows up to the studio today to discuss where the tallest tree in the world is, offensive names, open carrying a sword, what to do when your boss intimidates you, banging people you shouldn't be banging, and an amazing tangent about prisoners.

This year on the podcast, my resolution is to not begin any of these with "This week". This episode, I bring my friend Isaac on who had a chance to fire a bazooka on his travels, I think that social scores could be a good thing, self driving cars, people lie about their height, Isaac coins the best term for angry short guys, things get sticky in the bedroom, being left in the car as a kid, and Hap...

It's the god damn end of the year spectacular! I bring on my blood brother, Stefan. It's a hot topic week, so buckle up. We talk about peeing into sinks, racist nicknames for our little ones, the toilets and racists of Australia, a few pieces of coal almost destroy a family, a dead cat causes the owner grief for the wrong reason, deciding what children to bring to Disneyland, dozens of new app ide...

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal. Well, not yet, but you know what I mean. This week we have David Dunkelman on and we crack open how useless nutcrackers actually are, being forced to attend something you don't want to attend, don't get drunk at your girlfriend's daughter's New Years party, and dropping out of highschool to play Fortnite is actually pretty rad. Happy holidays y'all, and our (I'm n...

The first episode without Robin! Does it suck? Listen and find out! Today I got to bro-down with realistically okay friend Tommy Marshall. We talk fine wine, visiting a remote island with locals stuck in the stone age, Yahoo Answers is full of racists, not telling your kids about Santa Clause, and a Mr. Mrs. Clause causes some family drama.

This week we kind of gloss over how the podcast will work without Robin for 3 months but who cares! We talk about massive "beanies" women wear, Robin gets redpilled by a Lyft driver, improve your improv before you start inviting your friends to your shows, Robin has never heard of a free ski weekend for listening to a timeshare pitch, who would give someone a Lotto Max Giftcard for the holidays, a...

Hoffman is back again so soon, but will also be gone for quite a while so suck it up folks. This show goes off the rails with a failed attempt of incorporating a soundboard, a threesome is harder to plan than most people think, a pre 9/11 dating advice book gives us a misogynist blast from the past, a creepy uncle needs to be evicted from the family, Hoffman's therapist tells him he talks about be...

What a freaking week it's been. This time around we talk about eavesdropping on interviews, a lot of penis talk which I am sorry about, red wine, imperfections that people have, single men who want children, Cheaper by the Dozen, people who celebrate the holidays way too early, Robin's red sweater, and pot destroys a musicians life.

This week I learn the truth about Meatloaf, Robin get's schooled on American Chopper, "What's Happening To My Body: A Book For Girls" was on Robin's reading list as a kid, lesbian BDSM sex on a budget, a man struggles between choosing two women, a baby bear brings Robin to tears,  and don't bring presents on the second date.

This week we got seasoned veteran Matt Hoffman back. Robin gets a new nickname from Starbucks, erotic fantasies from Craigslist, showering in the morning versus at night, daggering sounds dangerous but also kind of fun, we find out where to get Adderall, and make sure you go out and vote, or don't.

This week, on a very special Badvice..... It's a DOUBLE celebration!! Not only because our podcast hit a new milestone (Thirty, Flirty and THRIVING) but our own sweet little Gorjan gets a little bit older too! We have G's old roommate and BFF Jonah Brunet as a guest. Jonah checks our facts on Bing, blasts us like it's Rosh Hashanah and helps us plan the PERFECT promposal.  So go grab your favourit...