Asscasters Podcast

The boys get weird in this one, discussing little to no things sports and everything "penis identification technology" and the happenings down on Andy's farm. Aside from the silly, the Asscasters give LSU some credit for winning the SEC West. To more upbeat news, the Bills Mafia falls to fifth in the AFC and the Vikings are FO REAL! Jeff "Any Given" Sabado gets the job down against the franchise w...

On this extra sloppy pod, the boys respond to the Indianapolis Colts firing Frank Reich and hiring of TV heartthrob, Jeff Saturday. Josh McDaniels pays the extra $15 for seat warmers in his BMW and will probably be the OC of the Patriots in coming weeks (C Dangle). The boys then address UGA being the clear cut favorite to win the College Football Playoff and will TCU stay in the fourth seed going...

The whole gang is in the studio this week to touch back in with the NFL, NHL, and NCAA. The boys consider betting values in the NFC South and touch on San Francisco's new horse, CMC. The boys give their initial thoughts on the first CFP Ranks, highlighting the possibility of a play off with 3 SEC teams. C Dangle gives his expertise on Brody Brodeur, the fuck boy, and whether or not an Original Six...

World Cup Season is here! We devote our whole podcast to previewing the World Cup, who we each like to win the whole thing, and betting favorites to advance from each group. C Dangle and Andy hitch their wagons to England and Brazil, respectively, where Scrotum stays with the hometown team - BELGIUM! All that, Andy loses his CDs in customs, and more! Scrotum is also traumatized by Thierry Henry’s...

C Dangle is back to talk all things Patroits, World Cup, and van Gogh as Schawe is off frosting his father’s cake. Meow! The boys recap the week in college football, with Alabama losing and Colorado…. winning?!?! Accompanying the college coverage, the boys pick low hanging fruit and dive into Stranger Dangeruss Wilson down-right weirdness. Which division is better, AFC East or NFC East? Finally, G...

Schawe gives his honest, fan opinion on his Sooners football season and where Norman goes from here. Sharon makes her World Famous "Mummy Dogs" (also known as jaundice ghosts) for the boys and meat sweats ensue. Old Top makes his outside choice for Josh McDaniels' replacement before the boys discuss the beginning of the NHL season. The Asscasters bring the show home with their outlooks for the Dev...

It has been a rough week for OU fans and Patriots fans, so that means Carlos is home, under the covers with a bottle of Tito’s. The boys cover the normal sports, while Sharon joins the show for her first sit down, talking all things Tom & Gisele and a game of “Who’s Hotter?” (Tony Gonzales vs. Travis Kelce). The show devolves into anarchy as the trio talks all things Fish Cheatin’, Brett Favre...

The boys are apart, but are they ever not together???? KU season ticket holder and part-time Asscaster, Ryan, gives his takes on KU football and stepping through rivers off piss at Memorial Stadium (I think that's the name. Is it even listen on Google Maps?) Schawe's boujie ass calls in from Mexico and talks about how cool his dad's pinball machines are. The boys eventually talk NFL football and w...

The boys talk crap on Nebraska football again while acknowledging the the greatest that is taking place in Lawrence, Kansas. Will Bieniemy leave Kansas City to resurrect the Colorado program? We hope not. The boys finish the pod by recapping the exciting week 2 NFL action, touching on Jimmy G, Trey Lance's ankle, and Brett Farve being the worsest person in the world. Dog Water Burger of Clearwater...

The boys are short handed this week as C Dangle is out saving Shakira from certain jail time and Schawe leaves midway through the pod to teach cake frosting to the geriatrics. The boys comb through NFL over/unders and even discuss the resurgence of KU Football!

The boys discuss Week 1 of the NFL schedule and give their best bets for the whole slate of weekend games. How good is Jimmy G? C Dangle makes the outlandish claim that JG is a top 20 quarterback. Schawe leaves after 15 minutes to teach a cake frosting class to middle-aged women, while the rest of the boys recap Week 1 in college football, including coverage over Notre Dame, Ohio State, West Virgi...

In episode 11, the boys cover the beginning of the NFL and Fantasy Football season. College Football Week 0 - Week 1 bets are discussed along with how bad Kedon Slovis is at quarterback. The boys wrap up the show by talking about Penn St. quarterback, Sean Clifford, pooping himself during the game and they're adventure down to the new Sports Book.

The boys talk college football while watching Nebraska blow their season opener vs. Northwestern. Schaweezy recaps his weekend at the cake frosting convention (hockey tournament). The boys get into some fantasy football before their own draft and rank players at each position. Finishing the podcast, the boys recap the new episodes of Beavis and Butthead as well as the National Mullet Championships...

C Dangle and Schaweezy have commitment issues and are out of state. Andy and Scrode hold the fort down to discuss college football over/unders and the horrid state of Colorado Buffs Football. The boys trim up the pod by going on a deep-dive of the National Mullet Championships

Sharon feeds the boys egg rolls as the boys discuss Scrode's "California Sobriety". Stranger Things is finally talked about!!!!!! (SEASON 5 SPOILERS). Scanning over the new quarterback situations in the NFL, the Asscasters rate celebrity mug shots. Finishing the podcast, the boys shit on the ending of "Ozark" and Wendy Byrd's ass.

The boys find their new international futbol star, Jizz Hornkamp (an actual name of an actual human soccer player). The boys discuss Britney Griner's sentencing of 9 years along with Deshaun Watson's initial suspension length. Cleveland is... gonna Cleveland. Finally, Andy takes us on a trip down memory lane to when he actually had a sex drive and became entangled with "Bear Lady".

After attending the Kyle Killgore Band's show at Jerry's (America's #1 Cougar Bar), the boys come into the studio rough. The Asscasters tackle The Open tournament along with developments in the LIV Tour. C Dangle informs the group that Kyler Murray's birthday is close. The train falls off the track in the second half of the pod as Andy makes a BIG announcement and the boys discuss heroin needles,...

Schawe (riding trains drunk) and C Dangle (hangover) are absent from the booth this week so you are left with Andy and Scrode. The boys talk Matthew Tkachuk trade along with AFC West football. Scrode gets emotional about David Feherty and Andy continues to be a fanboy for A-Aron Rodgers

ASS Casters Episode 4: Do we rebrand after only four weeks of shows?? Special guest Carlos joins the boys to talk about a verity of things including the NHL free agency, the FIFA World Cup and the upcoming NFL season! NHL - 1 min World Cup Correspondent, C Dangle - 39 min Chiefs in Trouble? NFL - 59 min

We tackle NHL/NBA Free Agency, Scrode gets screwed in the first trivia game of podcast history, and Schawe is smugly comfortable with being #StanleyCup champs. #collusion

The Asscasters celebrate Colorado's Stanley Cup victory and the potential for a #DenverDynasty

The boys discuss the #GoAvsGo inching closer to the Stanley Cup.