All Tricks, No Treats

Ding Dong! What happens when you decide to cleanse your body after a summer of indulgence, but end up face-to-face with your favorite pizza? Our three-day juice cleanse attempt was a comedy of errors, from our enthusiastic start to our pizza-induced end. We share every misstep, including the flu-like symptoms, grumpy moods, and our brave cousin's attempt to salvage the remaining juices. Trust...

Ding Dong! Ever wondered how a baseball team can rise from the ashes and claim victory? Grab your favorite beverage and join us as we celebrate our return with a toast and a heartwarming story of triumph—a thrilling journey that saw Champ's baseball team clinch the championship from the loser's bracket, culminating in a sensational 4th of July parade. We'll take you through the high...

Ding Dong! Ever found yourself chuckling in the midst of a podcasting blunder or while nursing an out-of-the-blue injury? Briana and I sure have, and we're dishing out heaps of stories that'll have you nodding along. From our quirky studio antics to the unexpected 'lightning crotch' jolts of pregnancy, we're raising a glass to the triumphs and trials of life behind the mic...

Ding Dong! Have you ever found yourself in the unexpected role of a coach, not just in parenting but on the baseball field? That's where I landed this week, juggling my son's enthusiasm for the sport with my own hilarious cluelessness about coaching. But the fun doesn't stop there; imagine our family's delight when we discovered our new library's 50-book limit, opening a w...

Ding Dong! Hey there, faithful followers! Ever found yourself snuggled on the couch, a mound of tissues piling high, as the flu holds your holiday hostage? That was our reality this festive season, complete with a sick pooch and a symphony of sniffles. So grab a comfy blanket and join us for a hearty chat about the unexpected downtime during the kids' winter break and our grand scheme to make...

Ding Dong! Ever felt that swell of pride so strong it could burst your heart? Well, strap in, because we're spilling on Bubby's first ballet recital, where every pirouette and plié was a punch to the feels. We're serving up a holiday platter of personal tales, TV obsessions (hello, Tony Soprano), and Italian meat cravings, all while navigating the festive chaos that knits our family...

Ding Dong! Ever wonder what it's like to transform your home into the neighborhood's Halloween "fun house?" That's exactly what we accomplished this year, and boy, do we have some stories to share about this spooky extravaganza! From the joy of seeing trick-or-treaters' wide-eyed amazement to the stress of last-minute candy runs, you'll get a frank, heartfelt rec...

Ding Dong! Have you ever had that moment when you're scrolling through social media and suddenly stumble upon your ex's profile? You know, the one you promised to stay friends with, but ended up cutting ties instead. Well, this episode is all about that. We take you through some of our October antics, like our family trip to the Myers House and a visit to the whimsical Sugar Mynt Gallery...

Ding! Dong! Ever tried to potty train a toddler while navigating the aisles of Target? We've been there, and this week, we're sharing some of our funniest and most chaotic tales of parenthood. From the challenge of potty training to the unexpected joy of making new friends on our parenting journey, our stories are packed with laughter, surprises, and a whole lot of love. We even share ou...

Ding Dong! Ever find yourself in the murky waters of the 'friend zone'? Or struggling with the do's and don'ts if you find yourself there? Tune in, as we candidly unpack these dilemmas and more! From sharing our recent experiences with our kids starting school to navigating the unspoken rules of kid conversations, we're bringing you a hearty mix of laughter, insights, and...

Ding Dong! Get ready for a wild ride as we relive our surprise encounter with Atmosphere at the Five Points Amphitheater and we guarantee you'll resonate with our story if you've ever had a chance encounter with a band from your teenage years. Hear about our adventurous decision to book a 6 AM flight after a night out, with our three kids!!! If you're game for some real talk and bel...

Ding Dong! Ever wondered about the secret life of a modern family navigating crafts, dim sum, and ear piercings? We're taking you with us on our latest adventures: from monthly visits to Home Depot for craft time with our kids, to a fascinating trip to Chinatown. We even stumble upon a comical video of cultural appropriation that has us in stitches.  Are you struggling to understand the murky...

Ever rummaged through a pile of clothes at Hollister only to end up with a men's WWE shirt? Or been caught off-guard by the clear bag policy at a concert? Well, we can now say we've been there, done that! Tune in to hear about our hilarious shopping mishap and fun-filled night at the Blink 182 concert. And guess what? We've also picked up Pig Latin to keep our conversations kid-proo...

Ding Dong! We've missed you, and we've got a lot to catch up on! Some exciting life updates include Champ finishing school, saying goodbye to Whittier, and an unforgettable concert experience seeing The Cure. We also share our thoughts on a recent visit to Villains Brewery in Anaheim - a place with an incredible atmosphere, good food, and beer. So grab a drink and join us for some laughs...

Ding Dong! Hello? Are you there?? We’re living in the digital era, but what happens when the person you’re into just can’t get it together via text? Today Cris and Briana discuss how far textual chemistry can go when it feels one sided. We also cover is asking a certain question too much in a relationship? And of course we got that hot gossss!! Leave a question or secret you've been meaning t...

Ding Dong! Some of us have caught it before, and no it’s not something you need to see a doctor for. It’s been happening ever since people have been dating but now there’s a name for it. Today Cris and Briana talk about “Catching the Ick” and what it means for you. We also cover what happens when 1/2 of a couple makes a decision for the whole relationship and of course we got that hot gossss!! Lea...

Ding Dong! What’s one thing that just sends you over the edge? We’ve all got ‘em! Today Cris and Briana talk about navigating emotional triggers in a relationship. Let’s dive into what exactly makes us feel like we need to come out swinging and how we can cope to turn that into a hug instead.  We also cover convos with your younger self and of course we got that hot gossssss! Leave a question or s...

Ding Dong! Your relationship is going great, things with your significant other couldn’t be better! Now comes the next step…moving in together. Today Cris and Briana talk about when is it time to move in together? What signs tell you you’re ready to take the plunge? We also cover some men who break the mold when it comes to stereotypes with our new “Ask Men” segment and of course we got that hot g...

Ding Dong! We’re baaaaaaaack!! After taking a  bit of a hiatus we’re back and ready to rumble! Today Cris and Briana update you on what’s been happening the past few months and why they’ve been MIA. We’ve missed our podcast family and can’t wait to let you in on some big changes in our life. Change is good right? Leave a question or secret you've been meaning to get off your chest so we can p...

Ding Dong! All good things must come to an end, or usually they’re not that good anymore and we gotta get out fast. Cris and Briana are introducing their mini segments on “Breaking Up” and today they are talking about breaking up a relationship. Whether you’re doing the breaking up or being broken up with it’s never easy. Let’s break out that pint of ice cream and figure out how to get through it...

Ding Dong! Picture it: you meet the person of your dreams, and then, they do something that makes you cringe on the inside. Red flag! Or Dealbreaker? Today Cris and Briana talk about red flags vs. dealbreakers. What makes you cringe and what makes you say goodbye? We’re covering all the bases and flags! Leave a question or secret you've been meaning to get off your chest so we can play it LIV...

Welcome back to Skeletons in the Closet! You asked and we answered...your questions! Today we talk about how to keep things spicy, when to permanently delete an ex, a new use for gravesite flowers and should our rating change? We know it’s been a while so we’re back with the calls that will tickle your funny bone silly! Leave a question or secret you've been meaning to get off your chest so w...

Ding Dong! An Aries and a Scorpio walk into a bar...the night ends with it up in flames. Jk we know nothing about astrology and horoscopes, that's why we invited our first guest onto the show! Cris and Briana discuss all things astrology with our favorite "expert" Rebecca. We talk compatibility, answer some listener questions and of course ask some questions about is it really all i...

Ding Dong! “You should be dating this person.” “Maybe you should change your hair color.” “Your job would be better done this way.” We’ve all received advice we didn’t ask for, sometimes we may even be the ones to give it as well. Today Cris and Briana discuss how to handle unsolicited advice so it doesn’t affect your relationships. Think of this as more of a life hack than advice, you’ll be glad...

Ding Dong! We grew up singing it: "If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends." But what if that proves to be more difficult than you expected? Today Cris and Briana talk about the dreaded topic of not getting that much needed stamp of approval from your family and friends when it comes to the person you are dating. Let's talk some tricks on how to handle it and "ma...