Wine Perverts

Emily finds out how to tell the difference between the Olsen twins. Meanwhile, Kelsey has been holding out for a management position at Chili's.

Emily talks base jumping and ice skating, even though her bones have turned to glass. Kelsey declines the over-fifty discount at Ross.

Emily tries to decide the best way to frame her newest co-worker, Sha-Hannon, for a glass she broke.  Kelsey claims to know Michael Jordan's cousin, Michael Gordon.

Is a yodeling pickle really the best gift for your child?  Kelsey and Emily test that theory, while also embracing the arrival of Spring time - staying positive even though Emily may have low T.  

It feels like it's been 41 years since our last episode!  Kelsey & Emily discuss how they would celebrate their 69th birthdays, and find out for the first time that their podcast is considered "explicit."

Emily misses jury duty!  These two delinquents try an appropriately criminal wine to ease the guilt.

What really are chards anyway?  Emily and Kelsey discuss the complexities of Shartonnay.

Kelsey and Emily take some time to appreciate how rare and valuable their friendship really is.

'Tis the season!  Kelsey and Emily give you a glimpse through a window to the past when this podcast was just a seedling.  Oh, and it's Halloween themed!

Teaser trailer for what Kelsey and Emily get up to on Wine Perverts!  As official non-experts on wine, we try a new bottle each episode, give our thoughts, and then a lot of some more loofing and goofing.

Kelsey and Emily talk about Snoop's name being on everything, and whether or not bread is the gateway to hell.