What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a big cat stuck in a recliner, a guy who got laundry detergent instead of a $3200 graphics card, why Possum's love Selena Gomez Oreo's, how a CEO lost big in court after relying on ChatGPT, and why scientists are suggesting there's no such thing as a shark BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about soccer fans unplugging a refs video monitor, a tourist suing over salsa that was too spicy, raccoons learning to pick locks for treats, runners churning butter with their bodies while they run, and hundreds of french onion dip containers being sent to random businesses  BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/alb...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how human brain cells learned to play the video game 'Doom', how the arena buzzer kept going at an NBA game for 12 minutes, why Chimpanzees are really into crystals, why a bear penis will remain on the Bernese coat of arms, and United Airlines being allowed to kick passengers off for not wearing headphones BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  http...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a guy training his dog to dump trash illegally, German tourists who tried to create a floating ice sauna, the grocery store freezers going viral for their ambient drones, a man who accidentally gained control of 7,000 robot vacuums, and a Japanese city council who received gold bars to fix the cities pipes BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HER...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how Italy's 'Lovers Arch' collapsed on Valentine's Day, why a guy brought a live alligator to Bourbon St. during Mardi Gras, how an Irish women's eyes turned alien green after putting in eye drop, how audiophiles were duped during an experiment, and how a country recognized insect as having legal rights BUY ELI'S NEW S...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a home sold without the knowledge of the owner of the buyer, a Raisin Cane's facing eviction over the chicken finger odor, an opera audience that got rowdy after the tenor fell ill, a Chinese woman who caused multiple car accidents after doing feng shui on some traffic mirrors, and a study on how a "fish disco" could save 90% of...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about an Olympics ice skater who uses a 'Minions' remix as his on ice music, a guy who snuck into a Little Caesar's and started making pizza's, why Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their dicks to fly further, why people started preaching on a British Airways flight for three hours, and the boxer who got his hair system knocked off...

Folks, Kenice Mobley joins us on this week's all new episode where we hear about a 430,00 year old stick that was found on Greece, how tourists were fooled by nonexistent AI hot springs, how medieval artifacts were accidentally donated to a thrift shop, a two year old breaking all kinds of snooker records, and a lottery winner who used his winnings to build a drug empire Get tickets to Kenice&...

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about an app to check in if you're dead or alive, a lab experiment that has lasted 100 years, a man who woke up from surgery speaking Spanish, a mushroom that makes people hallucinate little people, and a guy who claims to have crakced the Coca Cola recipe BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offeri...

Folks, we're back with the best of 2025 and counting down some of the best moments of the pod from this past year including: Deciphering the plot of 'Norbit', discovering the knee defender invention, an unconvincing lie about meth use, bad overhead bin etiquette, Kath & Eli's secret messages, a mix up over famous Kevin's, what a human fish tank might be like, Kath's las...

Folks, Sam Evans joins us on this week's all new ep where we hear about a guy who stole too much valor, an excavator in China who painted her rig pink, why McDonald's is being sued over the McRib, a backup hockey goalie who hid when it was time to enter the game, and why swearing may unlock hidden strength Follow Sam on Inistagram @reallysamevans and check out his new stand up special &#39...

Folks, Shaun Murphy joins us on this week's all new ep where we hear about a grumpy seal terrorizing a town, a battle over surfers riding river waves in Germany, ancient bees in the caribbean that lived inside bones, a drunk guy who stole two mandolins from a music store, and Drake getting a RICO charge from an online gambling scheme Follow Shaun on Inistagram @iamshaunmurphy and check out his...

Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about someone trying to bring their cat in the HOV lane, why garlic mouthwash is the best for bad breath, how StubHub accidentally promoted the metal band 'Lamb of God' as a church Christmas show, why hundreds of Victorian shoes washed up on a beach, and how a relative of the Dodo was spotted in the rainforest BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HE...

Folks, we're releasing this week's Patreon bonus episode here on the main feed where we talk about an AI vending machine that went horribly wrong, what it might be like to live like a fish in an aquarium, and delve into Rumpelstiltskin again Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ ⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠ ©2025 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about stressed out rats using cannabis to relax, a woman who was fired for continuously showing up early to work, which english speaking country swears the most, people in China buying venomous snakes after seeing Zootopia 2, and a Grinch that terrorized a school in England BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humb...

Folks, Ben Hosley from 'Blank Check' joins us on this week's episode we hear about how fruit from a cargo ship washed ashore in the UK, why scientists hoarding research is known as the 'Gollum Effect', a fugitive in Italy who hid in a nativity scene, what items authorities found on a drone headed for a prison, and a street brawl during a Nantucket Christmas parade Check out Ben...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a massive snail theft in France, a bear who attacked a chef while he was cooking ramen, how and why a man ate a Faberge egg pendant, why foxes are cutting the brakes on cars in Dublin, and end-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera are not actually end-to-end encrypted BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how an ancient soup was unearthed in China, why parmigiano reggiano has been signed by Hollywood talent agency UTA, how Neanderthals and early humans kissed, a new device that allows dogs to control home appliances, and the judge forced to resign for wearing Elvis garb in court BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/alb...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about dolphins wearing sea sponges as hats to attract a mate, the carnivorous sea sponge found at the bottom of the ocean, a palm springs man who's identity is being used by romance scammers, how raccoons are showing early signs of domestication, and the man who played Dance Dance Revolution for 144 straight hours BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:...

Folks, Ben Katzner joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a dog that was mistaken for a lion in Ireland, why a skull was returned to a church after sixty years, a man who ate at the famed 'Gregg's' eatery 30 times in one day, the world's biggest spider web being found in a sulfur cave, and how a Maine healthcare accidentally mailed 500 letters to people claiming th...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how a newspaper spoke to a different Bill de Blasio for an interview, the South Korean lawmaker caught drawing a gorilla during a parliamentary meeting, why the Bruce Springsteen movie got his hatred for mustard wrong, how a man's smart vacuum was mapping a secret map of his house, and high school students who were taught about the wrong roman em...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a massive chair theft in Spain, a new study on why time seems to be moving faster, a wild bear that made a visit to a California zoo, how the AWS outage caused $2,000 smart beds to overheat, and the new glue that can help fix broken bones faster BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:  https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering OR WATCH IT HE...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about some very valuable baseball cards that were glued to a wooden chest, a man who claimed his positive meth test was from a kiss, how a man found thousands of ancient coins while digging for worms, why some naked mole rats are born to clean toilets, and the new creature that was discovered that is between life and death   BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBU...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why Canadian airlines are offering free booze on flights, the winner of America's best restroom, an ancient Roman tombstone that was unearthed in New Orleans, a bird that stole a man's ear buds out of his ears, and a loose monkey that was lured with a hot cup of coffee BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album...

Folks, Charles Star joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a teenage NASA intern who discovered a new planet, why the old Burger King mascot was replaced, a new giant stick insect that was discovered, why a 650 year old shoe was found in a vulture's nest, and the new world record for the longest fingernails Follow Charles  @ugarles.bsky.social CHECK OUT ELI'S BRAND NEW STA...