What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, we learn a little about British baseball before we learn about a pretty big hot dog, a Google Maps detour from hell, a fat cat named Layla, why one minor league baseball team hates their unofficial nickname, and Jeremy Renner's foray into the music biz Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We are on Patreon! B...

Folks, this ep has it all we learn about the seagulls that terrorized an elderly couple, what cartoon character was found on some Chinese MDMA, one man's meth'd up attack squirrel, what the hell 'christian magic' is, and folks, we can't stress this enough, a turtle that cries like a man Link to vid of the guy losing his mind dancing to 'Becker' theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsMK9t_pwc Get...

After we get into some belated Game of Thrones takes, we learn about a cool, new octopus city, what weapon a historical man replaced his hand with, boomers and the Iraqi Dinar scam, why a villa in Florida does NOT cost $9 grand, and, of course, the gator with a knife in its head Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471...

After some Car Talk talk we find out about the trials of Stuckie the dog, what insects were mistaken for a cloud, parent-teacher drama at the Sidwell school, what item two thieves tried to open an ATM with, and an absolutely legendary crow Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We are on Patreon! Become a patron for w...

Folks, we've locked ourselves in our windowless studio again to bring you this week's five stories including a missing giant chicken fingers order, a pigeon that foiled a speeding ticket, how you can win a dinner with Ted Cruz, the online way of turning yourself in to the police, and a pig in a hot car. Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time...

*Before you tweet, Kath's mic comes on at 2:55* Folks, we're back for another week to see what a suburban woman got her head stuck in after breaking and entering, why you shouldn't summon a succubus over Reddit, why everyones favorite food may be healthier than cereal, the disgraceful frog birthday cake, and VR anime pastor drama. Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teep...

*NOTE* There was an issue with Eli's mic but it is fixed at the 22 min. mark before we start this week's numbers The Bonus Mones himself joins us LIVE from Stand Up NY this week as we look at a guy and his annoying Scottish car, Lemur drama at one of our nations zoo's, a poop-related start up scam, yet another bee infestation, and the trouble a local Iguana found himself in Subscribe to our Patreo...

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive we discuss the horrors visited upon some young 'Detective Pikachu' viewers, what a crazy streamer decided to eat live on cam, a kind old clown with good intentions, the legal drama involving the 'I Eat Ass' car decal guy, and this week's crazy Dennis Rodman news We’re doing another live podcast at Standup NY on May 21st at 8pm! Tickets: standupny.laughstub.co...

We reminisce about some bad recent concert attendees before we investigate a bomb-resembling Chef Boyardee can, what object a man had to dig out of his own poop, new Yeti footprints, an awesome German raccoon, and SHRIMP! ON! DRUGS! Follow Tommy on Twitter @TommyMcNam and go to his album recording on June 13th at Union Hall! We’re doing another live podcast at Standup NY on May 21st - details to c...

After a very important update on the teen who RKO'd his principal we find out what item from McDonald's a cop mistook for a cellphone, whether or not we'd live in a potato house, the feral cats that are taking over Australia, and the parrot that wouldn't snitch Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We are on Patreon!...

Folks, we've got a great best of for you this week featuring some of our favorite criminals we've talked about on the show, including: the tattoos scourge of Taiwan, the serial high school field pooper, the fajita heist of the century, the drunk man who broke into an escape room, toddler's getting in on some thievery, and Australian McDonald's soft drink drama. Best of luck to all of them Get one...

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn what wrestling move a high schooler used on his principle, the worst possible use of a QR code, what police found in a bathroom after a tense standoff, a dentists provocative Easter display, and the creature one woman found living in her eye! Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-ti…live?ref_id=8471 We are...

Shalewa Sharpe joins us on this weeks episode too learn about a thief who didn't let drywall get in his way, what large reptile someone is managing to steal, the plane that accidentally ejected a passenger, the cool, partying Irish gun teen, and two good friends who had a couple bullet proof vests and some free time Follow Shalewa on Twitter @silkyjumbo Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this...

We're back together this week to see what not so exciting musicians are being made into holograms, the ingenious way one woman snuck some things into a prison, Zac Snyder's hardcore comments on Batman being a murderer, how one man duped Facebook out of millions, and two real life Baby Cranks in Australia Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-tim...

We continue to bring back your favorite tall boys as J.P. McDade joins us on this week's What A Time To Be Alive to talk about a new Garfield themed restaurant, some weird lawn harassment happening in Connecticut, the steps an Enterprise employee took to chill out his coworkers, the what could have been of the Forrest Gump sequel, and drama over at raw vegan YouTube Follow J.P. on Twitter @jp_mcda...

The iconic Luke Mones joins us once again on What A Time To Be Alive for an episode chock full of animal news, including: a goat who was elected mayor, how some chickens who turned the tables on a fox, why some Iditarod dogs quit the race prematurely, how a rat got in a damn metro card machine, and of course, the insanely muscular monkey Follow Luke on Twitter @lukemones Get one of our brand new t...

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we find yet another ancient elixir that we want to drink, a man mistakes himself for a hipster, a billionaire dies during a very specific type of surgery, students start an inferno while studying abroad, and yet another brawl in a chain restaurant Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_...

We're together again on this week's What A Time To Be Alive to cover what animals were stuck in manhole covers, what mysterious item keeps washing up on the shores of Brittany, France, a grandma and her Icelandic emergency, what buffet item caused a massive brawl, and what got the worlds top Bridge payer banned from the sport Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic...

The great Patton Oswalt joins us on this week’s episode as we find out the best way to find your son a date, a giant bee that may rival rats, what item cops found in a couple of Lunchables boxes, what makes up the world’s saddest school, and the new, innovative way people are staying young! Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?...

We're all together again on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive as we look at the rat who got loose in a damn McDonalds, why we need to send a comedian to Mars, an abandoned tiger who scared some potheads, the new teen craze of going missing, and a bomb scare misunderstanding Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We...

We're joined by the hilarious Alex Navarro this week to find out what marine life was turned into a bong by an Australian man, what OTHER marine life made a man crash his car, a rumble situation at a St. Louis day care, a real life version of the classic movie 'Blank Check', and the struggles of one man and his vanity license plate Follow Alex on Twitter @alex_navarro Get one of our brand new t-sh...

We're back with our "big game" episode with even more Australian spider news, an explosive update on Rand Paul's neighbor, the terror of California Elephant Seals, a new way to steal a PS4, and more Ariana Grande news Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and mo...

The hilarious David Cross joins us for our first live podcast at Stand Up NY as we examine a "mysterious" rock formation in the Scottish Highlands, the beavers that are ruining a ski resort, YouTube meetup drama, the logical next step in gender reveals, and an Australian man's bad luck with wildlife Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-...

On this weeks What A Time To Be Alive we take a look at the sexy Bigfoot statue, how one man got drunk to save his life, an awful story involving bodybuilding and semen, the annoying saga of Caroline Calloway, and the awful family terrorizing New Zealand We are doing a LIVE PODCAST RECORDING January 28th at 8pm at STAND UP NY (236 W 78th St)! with special guest DAVID CROSS. Get tickets at this lin...

We're back with some SPOT ON Ariana Grande and Gigi Hadid impressions and news about an ugly Hallmark movie family, a sushi libertarian, more big pig news, some very unruly demolition teens, and roadside chicken tendies We are doing a LIVE PODCAST RECORDING January 28th at 8pm at STAND UP NY (236 W 78th St)! We'll be joined by a very special guest for a full episode plus bonus episode live recordi...