VAR-U Serious

Cecil and Kim are back for the first time since new broke that Manchester City had been found guilty on 114 charges of breaching financial regulations. Kim discusses his beloved club and how he feels about the charges. The pair discuss the potential punishment for the club and both disagree on the severity of it, with Cecil demanding the club face harsher restrictions than just relegation! Cecil a...

With Cecil enjoying some time in Dubai, Kim is joined by Maz Mirzadeh and Ben Spalding from the Seagull Social. The lads discuss how far they would go on Only Fans, which footballers have the worst feet, and if there would be a market for their sweaty socks. Ranking of the Week see’s them discussing the best places to have a beer and the worst ways to die. There was also a little bit of football c...

Cecil and Kim are back after the weekend that Arsenal got their chips stolen by the Seagulls! Cecil looks back at what went wrong after Arsenal's 3-0 loss to Brighton, which sees Kim's beloved Man City top of the table going into the international break. Away from the football Cecil is given a blind ranking selection which includes Gary Barlow's massive son, sweating Honey and a surprise appearanc...

Cecil and Kim were joined by Love Island royalty and huge Tottenham Hotspur fan, Nathan Massey! Nathan dropped a bombshell as he revealed a bit of Love Island lore that has never been heard before! He then discussing Spurs' dreadful start to the season so far. Cecil was not happy with Man City's offside goal in the Manchester Derby and wasn't keen to let Kim enjoy the win! The lads ended the show...

Cecil and Kim look back on the weekend's action as Arsenal beat Chelsea in a London Derby. The lads discuss Gabriel's controversial kick to the head of Chelsea Goalkeeper, Emi Martinez and discuss whether Michael Carrick is really the right man to lead Manchester United back to the promised land. They then spent frankly far too long discussing the best biscuits on their "dunkability" and debated w...

Cecil and Kim discuss the transfer window so far and debate whether Enzo Fernandez is the right man for Man City. Cecil discusses Arsenal's lack of signings up front and whether that will come back to bite them. The lads then look back at this week's predictions and it looks like Cecil could be taking an unbeatable lead!

Cecil and Kim look back on an action packed weekend of Premier League action. Has Cecil already changed his mind on who will win the league, and how are Spurs still this bad?  Cecil is very impressed with Arsenal's first performance of the season, and is already backtracking on his opinion that they won't win the league. The lads both look at what went wrong for Spurs and Manchester...

Cecil was in full voice this morning and he compounded Kim’s misery by gloating after Arsenal’s 3-0 win against Man City in the Community Shield.  The lads discuss the game and what it means going ahead for the season. Kim tries to stay out of crisis mode and keep positive despite the dreadful performance yesterday as Cecil still has a very surprising prediction for who will top the Premier L...

Cecil is back from Kenya and joins Kim as they look ahead to a new Premier League season just round the corner. Cecil starts the show with a plea of defence over a video of his that has gone viral in the last few days - demanding that a Bruno announcement video which now has 13M views, wasn’t actually made for Vini Jr as everyone in the comments claimed. Cecil is also forced to part ways with his...

Cecil is away in Kenya trying to avoid another elevator related disaster, so the reins are handed to Kim and Maz for this week's show! The lads discuss the hierarchy of fans and whether social media has completely destroyed what it means to be a football fan. Maz gives his one word preview for each club in the league... Which club does Maz think will be "complete s**t" and which will be "cham...

Cecil and Kim are joined in the studio by Maz Mirzadeh for a pretty unhinged episode of VAR You Serious?  The lads discuss the latest transfer rumours, whether money actually means anything anymore and which players they would love their clubs to sign. Kim and Cecil make a £100 bet about a certain Real Madrid player who Cecil is adamant will be wearing the red of Arsenal next year....

As the World Cup 2026 comes to a close Cecil and Kim look back on the incredible highs and lows of this tournament.  They discuss how the World Cup final was a battle of good vs evil and finally the good came out on top. The lads also look back on England’s journey through the tournament. Cecil is happy with England’s achievements, but Kim gives a damning assessment of Thomas Tuchel and that...

In the final show before the end of the World Cup, Cecil and Kim discuss the very real possibility that it may, in fact, be on it's way home! The lads are on their knees in apology to Jude Bellingham, who they both agree could become England's greatest ever player. They also discuss what will actually happen if England do win the World Cup, will the country go into meltdown, or will it bring...

Cecil and Kim reunite to discuss England's incredible 3-2 win over Mexico in the World Cup. After weeks of pessimism and negativity, the boys discuss whether it might actually be on its way home!    There is glowing praise for Thomas Tuchel, Jude Bellingham and Harry Kane who all managed to sink Mexico at the Azteca Stadium.    The lads were also joined by Marco Helli...

Cecil and Kim are reunited for another Trans-Atlantic World Cup edition of the show.   Cecil laments the fact that he is back in the UK after an amazing few weeks in the States for the World Cup as Kim discusses his experience at the Met Life Stadium in New York City as England progress as group winners.   The lads discuss whether anything has actually changed with England since Thomas T...

Cecil and Kim are still out in the USA for the Fifa World Cup 2026! Cecil joins from New York City as Kim is still in Boston for the England game. The lads discuss their experiences at the World Cup so far, and how so many different communities and people are being brought together through football. They discuss the weird and wonderful things they’ve discovered about the US, the incredible Tartan...

Cecil and Kim join us from the World Cup! Cecil is out in California and Kim is in Texas, and both are amazed at how big everything in the USA! They discuss the first few games at the World Cup, what the atmosphere has been like and how America is treating them so far. They discuss who’s caught their eyes so far and who they tip to have a great World Cup campaign.  Finally, the lads become ev...

Former footballer and presenter Cecil Jee joins Kim Kothari all the way from AFTV's trip to Ethiopia. The lads discuss the Champions League final, as Cecil laments Gabriel's missed penalty, which cost them the trophy!    Cecil opened up and gave a little too much description about his unfortunate trip to Ethiopia so far, as they picked their Premier League Team of the Season. ...

Former footballer turned presenter Cecil Jee dives head-first into the madness of the beautiful game. From wild Fantasy XI debates (yes, we're asking which safari animal makes the best right-back) to Rant of the Week meltdowns, this isn't your average football chat. Expect heart, humour, and a healthy dose of chaos, plus real stories from the fans and unsung heroes who make football what it is. VA...

Arsenal have finally done it!   There’s contrasting emotions in the studio for this week’s episode of VAR U Serious, as Kim’s Manchester City gift the title to Cecil’s beloved Arsenal!   Cecil recounts the final seconds of the City game which handed Arsenal their first title in 22 years! He then tells us all what it was like to be among the hundreds of thousands of Arsenal fans at the Em...

Former footballer and presenter Cecil Jee has a pep in his step today as he taunts producer and Man City fan, Kim Kothari about Arsenal’s impending title win, as they head to the Emirates to take on Burnley.  They also got very angry about supermarket layouts and Cecil’s struggles to find an oven.   They opened up the honesty box again, where both lads asked each other three brutal...

Former footballer and presenter Cecil Jee has a pep in his step today as he taunts producer and Man City fan, Kim Kothari about Arsenal’s impending title win, after their controversial win against West Ham.  The lads also discuss male fashion, long queues at the bar and influencers getting too big for their boots. A new feature saw the honesty box- where both lads asked each other three bruta...

With Cecil Jee on the other side of the world in Uganda, we asked him to go through his favourite bits from the last twenty episodes of VAR U Serious, and there were some serious throbacks in there. Everything from rants about umbrellas, vapes and the unsuspecting George Ezra, as well as fantasy XIs including Marvel characters and one incredibly un-pc team made up of Louis Beneventi's favourite Vi...

This week Cecil Jee is joined by Manchester City fan Kim Kothari to discuss the enormous game at the Etihad yesterday afternoon! The pair discuss seeing each other in the stands as City took one huge stride to take the title of Arsenal- are they really going to bottle it again?  Kim also gave the lowdown from an evening with Patrick Vieira this weekend- who told him he massively regrets leavi...

Cecil Jee was joined by Brighton fan and SportBible presenter Ben Spalding to discuss Arsenal's impending bottle!  On a week where Arsenal stumbled and Manchester City battered Chelsea, Cecil admitted that he thinks Arsenal will end the season trophyless once more, piling pressure on Mikel Arteta. The lads also discussed the World Cup and whether Danny Welbeck should be in the squad, both agr...