Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

No One Wallows In Sadness While They're Jogging 19.04.2026 45:34 ↓

Only while they're stopping.

Never Offer a Cupcake to a T-Rex 05.04.2026 44:23 ↓

Or a t-rex to a cupcake.

What Up, Hollywood? 29.03.2026 46:21 ↓

Introducing LETTUCE POINTS!

A Most Leafy Discourse 22.03.2026 45:28 ↓

Brace yourselves, Craig googles some stuff in this one.

A Sequence of Sequins 15.03.2026 46:43 ↓

and Sea Quinns. (pirates named Quinn)

Keepin' It Freshizzie 08.03.2026 47:03 ↓

This is the descrizzle for this podkizzle.

You Can't Spell Appointment Without Ointment 01.03.2026 45:28 ↓

And you can't spell lettuce guys without tucegu, soooooooo

Lovely Lady Lumps 22.02.2026 44:40 ↓

To be clear, the lyrics "Lovely Little Lumps" also appear in the song.

An Inconvenient Lettuce 15.02.2026 38:30 ↓

Eat your heart out, Al Gore!

A Shocking Title To Trick You Into Listening 08.02.2026 43:54 ↓

A SHOCKING description to trick you into reading!

This Hack Turns Eczema Into CASH MONEY!! 01.02.2026 45:50 ↓

and Greg reveals his dog!

Oooh My Pope Tongue! 25.01.2026 43:43 ↓

Ever wanted to know the REAL Pope?

Happy New Year! Let's Lie to the Polish Guy! 05.01.2026 51:19 ↓

Here's to a dishonest (especially towards the Polish guy) 2026!

2025 Christmas Spectacular 29.12.2025 43:27 ↓

This year... Christmas is on the 29th.

Never Elect a Horse to the Senate 22.12.2025 47:37 ↓

can you guess the punchline?

this is SICK bro 15.12.2025 45:47 ↓

like...... LITERALLY!!!!!

Five Ways a Human Being Could Turn Into a Head of Lettuce 07.12.2025 44:15 ↓

No AI was used in the making of this episode, except for the parts where it was.

How To Make 1 Million Dollars In 3 Years 23.11.2025 44:10 ↓

Follow for all your money tips.

THE SEXPISODE 16.11.2025 44:10 ↓

ooh la la

Never Oil Up Your Chest Before Getting a Pacemaker 09.11.2025 48:03 ↓

Follow for more medical advice

Whimsical Tales and Unpredictable Banter 02.11.2025 46:24 ↓

and predictable banter, probably.

The @#^! Episode 26.10.2025 44:51 ↓

This episode isn't for @#^!s

Height Doesn't Matter As Long As You're Sitting 19.10.2025 41:27 ↓

enjoy the rantings of two mad men sitting in the same room together!

Life is something about being resentful and something 12.10.2025 40:20 ↓

This description is describing something about being resentful and something.

How to Start a Conversation 05.10.2025 46:07 ↓

For when you want to talk at someone!