Two Crippled Zombies

What the hell was that??? I think I heard something! Join Two Crippled Zombies as they discuss musical chairs, porn, ghosts, and more while waiting for the hazmat team on the Last Shift.

Just one last Christmas movie we had to do! This is a horror parody of The Grinch, and it is downright BONKERS!!! We knew this wouldn't win any awards. That's not to say that we didn't like it because we did. But we expected more from this movie. We discuss many things on this episode. Of course, David Howard Thorton (aka Art The Clown) and his performance as The Mean One. The Mean One's appearanc...

Who hates children, you, and all that is good? That's right! It's Santa Claus! And he's making a list...pray you're not on it!!! Santa (Bill Goldberg) is the demon son of Satan and he's about to wreak havoc in Hell Township. And play another round of Curling??? What the hell did we just watch?!?!? Tune in to hear our discussion about one of the most ridiculous Christmas movies ever made.

With Christmas right around the corner we decided to talk about the worlds most pissed off sno-cone. That's right! The Killer Snowman Jack Frost that released in 1997. In this ridiculous episode we discuss fake snow, blow dryers, antifreeze, Shannon Elizabeth, and much more. Tune in for some good old fashioned Christmas horror.

GUYS! There's a crazy man with a gun running around in a bdsm suit! What the Hell? On this episode of Two Crippled Zombies we talk about a Wes Craven Classic. Join in to hear the goofy dialogue along with some interesting facts.

On this episode we remember Tony Todd by discussing the first horror film he ever did. The remake of Night of the Living Dead from 1990! We'll admit there are a lot of horrible and unnecessary remakes out there. This is NOT one of them! Director Tom Savini (The King of Splatter) knew exactly what he was doing on this one. We had a lot of fun with this episode. Hope you enjoy it.

It's that time of year. Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike bolt into the cornfields of the 2023 horror sensation Dark 'Harvest.' Autumn's chill descends upon a small town that is held by the fear of ol' Sawtooth Jack. Every Halloween night he has a craving for bloodshed and pure chaos. He must be stopped or else. This is a nightmare you don't want to miss! Tune in with the Two Crippled Zombies for a h...

Get ready to carve up that pumpkin with another episode from Two Crippled Zombies! This time around we go trick or treating with Josh Hasty's Candy Corn. An original Slasher film with outstanding performances and practical fx. Listen as we discuss and dissect the craziness of this movie. 

This movie was considered a fun family flick in the 90's. For old school Ernest lovers this is 100% nostalgic. Listen in on some fun trivia involving Jim Varney, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and more! 

Join horror hosts Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike for their first episode as they discuss John Capenters Body Bags

Welcome to our new show Two Crippled Zombies. In this trailer we simply introduce our new show & who we are. Listen in for more.