Turtle Time

When did Lisa Vanderpump lose all of her love for Jax Taylor? An excerpt from our recap of Girls' Night In (Vanderpump Rules S7 E7). If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in you...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "There's the Golden Door, Shannon Beador" - we reckon with the horrible, earth-shattering news that Brock Davies cheated on Scheana Shay while she was pregnant with their daughter. (20:27) We then discuss the season 19 premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County - "Heather and Terry's Shitty House". (20:27) And finally, we talk about the dispiriting, lackluster...

Now there's almost too much news! We cover Erika Jayne dating Shrek (No - not the one you're thinking of), Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers getting divorced, and a little recap of Real Housewives of Atlanta. (00:00 - 24:15) We then give our full unvarnished thoughts on Bravo's newest gem, Next Gen NYC. (24:15) And then dive in to this week's explosive episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 13) -...

It's the 4th of July and it's also Miami Time again! Amy and Riley discuss all the news that's fit to print including Tom Cruise's birthday yesterday, Madison LeCroy having a baby, Scheana Shay's memoir excerpt about her affair with Eddie Cibrian, and Janet Caperna receiving death threats from deranged Bravo fans. (22:05) We then discuss this week's decent episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Ju...

Amy and Riley talk about Lala Kent and Randall Emmett's sexual chemistry. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Aca...

We feel like Frank Sinatra because we're spreading the news on today's episode! We cover Charlize Theron going to Jax's Studio City and then two other major news stories. (00:00 - 25:00) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 12) - "Out of All the Fish in the Sea, Doute is the One For Me" - in which Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick get engaged. (25:00) If you...

It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all - just Craig Conover showing off a ring, and Stassi talking to Katie and Dayna on their Disrespectfully podcast. (18:15) We then discuss last week's episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Miami in Milan" (18:15) and then talk frankly about this week's horrendous episode - "Worst Wedding Ever". (57:00) If you enjoyed this episode and nee...

Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including West Wilson and Lindsay Hubbard teaming up for a mayonnaise ad, and the sad news about Dermot Mulroney divorcing his wife of 15 years. (00:00 - 22:10) We then discuss last week's episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 10) - "You've Been Served" (22:10) as wel...

For the second time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 6, episode 14 - "Watch Your Back". If you enjoyed this full-length episode and want to become a cherished Villa Rosa VIP, join the Turtle Time Pat...

On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Morocco trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Morocco trip is featured on RHONY season 4 from episodes 8 - 10. We hope this discussion will have you clomping down the stairs like a buffalo in delight. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ ...

When Stassi and her friends have an Old Hollywood party at Mama Lion's, Amy and Riley reminisce on Old Hollywood and then take a "dip" into talking about Mamaw's Beer Cheese becoming a business. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beg...

It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all and then get right into a full-blown conversation about the legacy of Real Housewives of Miami up to this point. And then they keep running with that Miami energy and recap the delightful season 7 premiere - "MIA Back in Action". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and becom...

Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including Lexi Wood leaving Summer House, the RHOC trailer, Rachel Zoe joining RHOBH, and Brit Eady suing Bravo for 20 million dollars. As well as the latest hair color for Julie Chrisley. (00:00 - 35:55) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episod...

Amy and Riley provide their thoughts on Tom Girardi's prison sentence, Scheana Shay's Prep-H campaign, Paige DeSorbo's new pajama line, Brynn Whitfield bailing on Bravo Love Hotel, this week's The Valley After Show, and way more than that! (00:00 - 46:55) We then discuss the Part 2 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (46:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life,...

Amy and Riley talk about Bethenny Frankel and Stassi Schroeder on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Runway Show and hope they can get spray tans like them for BravoCon this year. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week....

Amy and Riley discuss Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's enduring friendship and hypothesize what their dinner table conversation could have been, and then they provide their thoughts on Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. (00:00 - 9:25) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 8) - "The Biggest Snake in the Grass". (9:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time...

Andy Cohen discusses Jax Taylor making love to Faith at the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 reunion. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Inst...

Amy and Riley discuss Todd and Julie Chrisley's escape from prison, the new Paul Reubens' documentary as well as his legacy, Tom Sandoval being cast on House of Villains, and Kathy Griffin's reputation in Hollywood. (00:00 - 20:25) We then discuss Part 1 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (20:25) as well as this week's The Valley After Show. (01:16:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need mo...

Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright casually dating someone, Carl Radke talking about dating Salley or Venita from Southern Charm, the Chrisley Family Pardons, Charlie Zakkour from Next-Gen NYC seeing his Crypto friend get arrested, a recap of Phaedra's return on RHOA, as well as other news items. (00:00 - 29:10) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 7) - "Jason...

Amy and Riley discuss how they would flop like fishes if they were WWHL bartenders. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hos...

Amy and Riley discuss Erika Jayne and Jesse Solomon having sex right after the NBC Upfronts, Dolores Catania moving to Rhode Island ASAP, and Janet Caperna's major mistake. (00:00 - 26:50) We then discuss the unremarkable season 9 finale of Summer House - "Summer House of Horrors". (26:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become...

Amy and Riley discuss David O'Russell's latest workplace tantrum, the Summer House spin-off rumors, Lindsay Hubbard's new big apartment, Jesse Solomon on the Tink (sp?) podcast, and even more breaking news that those four news stories. (00:00 - 34:30) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 6) - "We Need to Talk About Danny". (34:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need...

Amy and Riley talk about Lisa Vanderpump and her various accolades. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. Se...

Amy and Riley discuss the Tom Cruise's lackluster reception at the Cannes Film Festival, Lindsay Hubbard being spoiled rotten by Turner Kufe on Mother's Day, and Scheana Shay's post-Vanderpump Rules sorrow. (00:00 - 31:40) We then discuss the latest iconic episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 14 - "The One With The 9:00pm Manicure". (31:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle T...

Amy and Riley discuss the BravoCon 2025 announcement, RHONY being completely cancelled never to return, Emmy Sharrett and Will Kulp's wonderful upcoming marriage to each other, and way more news than even that. (00:00 - 30:40) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 5) - "Drunk Danny Revisted". (30:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life,...