the STAB! show

In this highly illuminating episode of the STAB! Show, dim host Jesse Jones welcomes an incandescent panel of Kameron Schmid, Dayna Bryant & Molly Doan to share their three DNRs, definitions of new STAB!tionary words, Me-Bryan, Roamcry, & Dunkiny, craigslist postings for a razor scooter made of razors, Dayna’s own custom sodas she makes in […]

In this skittish episode of the STAB! show, pet parent and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel full of smoosh face rascals, Eric Barger, Marco Cabodi & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on CSI, nine 80s bulletin board items, campaign speeches for a can of Chicken and Stars soup running for President of […]

In this, pretty expected episode of the STAB! show, nonplussed host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of glum, including Jeff Brown, Christiana & Nick Pettigrew to share their three STABLUs, pick-up lines to and from Thanksgiving decorations, a toe ring, & the people in the picture of a Junior College course catalog, celebrations of Henry […]

In this slightly contradictory episode of the STAB! show, hesitant host Jesse Jones welcomes an indecisive panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share their THREE takes on DWAI, bootlegs of Fantasy Island, Dukes of Hazard, & ALF, recipes for someone who panics and bails at the first inkling of trouble, a […]

In this drippy, clock adorned top hat of an episode of the STAB! show, old timey but somehow futuristic host Jesse Jones welcomes a hot & ready panel of Ben Rice, Daniel Kessenich, and Kim Martel to share their three VPWRs, nine items on the Burning Man break room bulletin board, campaign speeches for a […]

In this psychically directed episode of the STAB! show, crystal keeper and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of warm, purposeful energy in Dayna Bryant, Imin J. Love & Jordan Gannon to share their three SMSUAs, greeting cards for “Congratulations on not losing your shit this week”, “So, you just had your first awkward sexual […]

In this rusty, flaky episode of the STAB! show, sloshin’ around host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of chunks and pieces in Willie Travis, Rhoda Ramone & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on YES, pick-up lines to and from scratch paper, a barn dance, & bottomless $9.95 crab legs, recipes for the perfect […]

In this spookily creepy episode of the STAB! show, undead molar and host Jesse Jones welcomes a tangy panel of Cory Barringer, Jack Marie & Molly Doan share their three takes on VKC, nine haiku about the Entertainment Industry strikes, restaurants themed around Strictly Vegan, you know, more or less, a teenager’s idea of fancy, […]

In this chewy episode of the STAB! show, surprisingly juicy host Jesse Jones welcomes a demanding panel of Marco Cabodi, Ben Warheit & Frankie Lord to share their three DBMIBs, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of Wish Headquarters, closing arguments in defense of a gas station egg salad sandwich, receiving the gift of a […]

In this emotional episode of the STAB! show, weepy host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of companions gone by Benton Harshaw, Stephen Ferris & Eric Barger to share their three takes on FUPOS, greeting cards for “Congratulations! It wasn’t nearly as bad as you thought it’d be!”, “So, you’ve been cheated on… again…”, & A […]

In this kinda judgy but not wrong episode of the STAB! show, real questionable host Jesse Jones welcomes a fresh faced panel of Seth Rubin, Brett Stults, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three AWOLs, nine haiku about the most important happenings in the four months we were on break, breakfast cereals themed around Black […]

In this brain twister of an episode of the STAB! show, live from the Crocker Art Museum’s ArtMix, gullible host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of provocateurs, Becky Lynn, Frankie Lord & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on ART, pick-up lines to and from the things left on the curb after a yard […]

In this well protected episode of the STAB! show, powerful and revered host Jesse Jones welcomes a beloved and feared panel of Jason Whitesel & Aubrey Zevallos to share their two OPDs, pick-up lines to or from a zoo, & a water feature, campaign speeches from a bottle of white out retiring from the desk […]

In this twisted old episode of the STAB! show, shifty host Jesse Jones welcomes a sleepy panel of Kameron Schmid, Stephen Ferris & Benton Harshaw to share their three takes on LPC, nine items on the Global Super Power Spy Agencies bulletin board, celebrations of The Phantom, Michael Jordan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Jimmy Fallon, the Armory […]

In this self loving episode of the STAB! show, handy host Jesse Jones welcomes a fully charged panel of Frankie Lord, Dayna Bryant & Becky Lynn to share their three COMECONs, bootlegs of NCIS, Sleepless in Seattle, & The Last of Us, recipes for somebody who seems to actually have their shit together, a nice […]

In dis soopuh fun episowd of duh STAB! show, siwwy snuggwe host Jesse Jones welcomes a fluff lovin’ panel of Madie Nishimi, Ruben Escobedo III & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on HGWC, bootlegs of Big Bang Theory, Ghostbusters, & Barney the Dinosaur, closing arguments in defense of gaslighting, locking your keys in […]

In this good smart episode of the STAB! show, super genius guy host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of unbrights Willie Travis, Ben Warheit & Nick Pettigrew to share their three CAWs, nine topical haiku about top secret documents, craigslist postings for some just kinda okay vibes, a lifetime supply of poison, & lab share […]

In this chocolatey sea shanty of an episode of the STAB! show, Cap’n host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of sweet, crunchy mateys Jack Marie, Sam Hochhalter, & Kim Martel to share their three SFTLNs, bootlegs of 3 Musketeers, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, & Nerds, recipes for that one dirtbag neighbor that ruins the whole […]

In this tangy, three flavored episode of the STAB! show, utilitarian host Jesse Jones welcomes a chunky, zesty panel of Drew Absher, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their two takes on MCC, bootlegs of Looney Tunes, 90 Day Fiance, & John Wick, recipes for an adult friendship, & the perfect man cave, descriptions of new […]

It’s STAB!’s traditional Year End Blowout edition of the STAB! how again, and really, honest to goodness appreciative host Jesse Jones welcomes another room full of STAB! show producers including Jason Whitesel, Ben Rice, Katy Grant, CharRon Resolution, Stephen Ferris, Alex Shewmaker, Andy Sarouhan, Kameron Schmid, Pete Abeyta, Spenser Sellens, Willie Travis, Michelle Petro, Henry […]

In this perfect seasonal gift of an episode of the STAB! show, right off the spindle host Jesse Jones welcomes a convenient and clear headed panel in Aubrey Zevallos, Tavaris Smith, & Jeff Brown to share their three takes on AIWFC, greeting cards for “So, you saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus”, “Sorry to hear your […]

In this aggressively supportive episode of the STAB! show, head bangin’ dribble boy and host Jesse Jones invites a panel of thrash slop fundamentalists, Jack Marie, Daniel Kessenich & Cory Barringer to share their three SWSKBs, pick-up lines to or from the Downtown Ice Rink, the Old Sacramento Theater of Lights, & Free Downtown Holiday […]

In this foreshadowed episode of the STAB! show, useful tool and host Jesse Jones welcomes a sticky, looming panel of Aviva Siegel, Dayna Bryant & Christy Farley to share their three takes on BLOG, nine pieces from the bathroom wall of Time, closing arguments in defense of Socks and Sandals, a meeting that could have […]

In this awful challenging episode of the STAB! show, doncha know, that rascal of a host Jesse Jones invites a panel of a buncha troopers Willie Travis, Grant Potter & Chris Emery to share their three RITFs, bootleg versions of Gargoyles, Deadwood, & Double Dare, closing arguments in defense of gas station food, a slumlord […]

In this moist, delicious episode of the STAB! show, flaky good hose Jesse Jones welcomes a warm, nourishing pan of Mark Burg, Milk Surface & Benton Harshaw to share their three takes on POKEMON, bootlegs versions of Pac Man, Grand Theft Auto, & Minecraft, who would win in fights between a coin purse full of […]