The LOW Performance Podcast

Jack and Alan continue without our buddy Linden this week as we discuss the best worst excuses in football. Jack is still a little giddy about Leeds getting to Wembley so there is some FA Cup chat. We also discuss Italy's decline, Thierry Smalls strange own goal and we dive into your correspondence.

Bonjour cher auditeur! This week, we dive into some low-performance moments that originate with the French. Thierry Henry better put his cheating hands in his ears... Also, did you know that the current World Champions are Türkiye, USMT have the best players in the world and that Real Madrid have a Medieval medical room? All this and more on the pod this week.

This week, we discuss our choices for the best worst midfielder and attacker substitutions. This includes a discussion of one of our favourite stories - Ali Dia Also we we receive breaking AFCON news, hence the long pod and we discuss what Rob Hulse is up to and many other low performance moments of the week.

Rather fittingly for episode 13, we discuss our best worst substitute goalkeepers (and defenders) Also directly before we recorded, Tottenhams Kinsky made his disasterous CL debut, so we had a chat around that and Spurs in general. Also we discuss Hulk taking the moral high ground, Linden slanders Bielsa and Alan has a VAR rant

We don't need James Richardson, we have Linden Preen. While Alan and Jack continue the hard pod grind, Linden reports from a small Italian Piazza. We discuss the worst elements of football stadiums and hear about Linden's recent San Siro trip.

Strap yourselves in for the most amazing managerial journey! José Mourinho has his say too!

Part 1 of our managers episode. Plus a discussion of the quality of the Premier League, Kris Kamara managing Mark Schwarzer and did Wolves get the better end of the Strand Larsen deal?... (yes.)

Part 2 of 2! Very simply this episodes includes the greatest quiz moment in the history of any podcast...

Part 1 of 2! After a chat about Ian Holloway's epic rant, a catch up with some "George Friend(s) of the pod" and an attempt to reach out across the Irish Sea we begin our selection of our best worst centre forwards.

With AFCON doing much of the work for us this week put our cases forward for the winger slots in our XI. We also reveal who takes up the CM roles and play Rosenior or Brent..

In this episode we discuss our "best worst" Centre Midfielders. Of course we chat about Macclesfied F.C's FA cup shock and at the end of the podcast we find out that Cantona was right along!

As its Januaray we delve into the "best worst" transfers. We also look back on our low pereformance moments of the week - has the game officially gone? Why do we support the teams we do? and is scrabble predicting Wolves points total fo the season?

Today we discuss our "best worst" centre backs. Also - what is the biggest lie ever told in football, what was Arthur Okonkwo playing at and was Chloe Kelly really not going to say "Pele"?

Today we discuss our "best worst" right and left backs. We also revealt the winner of last week's "best worst goalkeepers" episode. Also general chit chat about Cameroon's AFCON squad(s), Sunderland's brilliant 'squad photo' and our usual end of episode quiz.

Today we discusss our "best worst" goalkeepers. Vote below for who will be selected in our "best worst" XI and be in contention Ballon p'Oor We also talk about our favourite keepr kits and spend longer than we should discussing Lou Reed's "perfect day" and Alex Neil comes up more than you would expect

A brief insight into what the Low Performance Podcast is all about. We tease our first full episode - Best Worst Goalkeepers and Linden gives us an interesting geographic fact...