Lesson Number Two

We got Greg and Brian at the gates! Greg and Brian in the air! Greg and Brian inside the walls! Greg and Brian, Greg and Brian, Greg and Brian! If you think you're made of sterner stuff, let's see how you do with over three hours of talk about Transformers: The Movie. Proceed... on your way to oblivion. Transformers: The Movie (1986) Starring: Orson Welles, Robert Stack, Leonard Nimoy, Judd Nelson...

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO! We spent almost two and half hours talking about Bayformers. If all else fails, unite this podcast episode with the spark in your chest — a necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. Transformers (2007) Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel Director: Michael Bay Writer: Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, John Rogers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

You thought we were dead? And miss all the excitement? We were merely dormant while our bodies repaired themselves. Ah well, enough with the details — here's our discussion of The Last Starfighter. The Last Starfighter (1984) Starring: Lance Guest, Robert Preston, Catherine Mary Stewart Director: Nick Castle Writer: Jonathan R. Betuel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If an alien abducted you in the woods, would anyone hear it? More importantly, would James Garner believe you? In this episode, we discuss Fire in the Sky —  plus, we talk about some butt-stuff. Fire in the Sky (1993) Starring: D.B. Sweeney, Robert Patrick, Craig Sheffer Director: Robert Lieberman Writers: Travis Walton and Tracy Torme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your favorite podcast delivery service for the latest episode of Lesson Number Two — and remember the big giveaway at 9:00. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your headphones. The clock is ticking, it's almost time. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1988) Starring: Tom Atkins , Stacey Nelkin , Dan O'Herlihy Director: Tommy Lee Wal...

What lengths would you go to if your late-80s-Kirstie-Alley girlfriend was kidnapped? Tom Berenger shimmied across a 300-foot-high cable and staved off a brown bear. We jumped on mic and recorded a podcast episode. You pick which one is more impressive. Shoot to Kill (1988) Starring: Sidney Poitier, Tom Berenger, Kirstie Alley Director: Roger Spottiswoode Writers: Harv Zimmel, Michael Burton, Dani...

In March of 2025, two middle-aged friends disappeared in the woods near Burlington, Kentucky while recording a movie podcast. A week later their audio files were found. The Blair Witch Project (1999) Starring: Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams, Joshua Leonard Directors: Daniel Myrick & Eduardo Sanchez Writers: Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez, Heather Donahue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

YO JOE! Can we keep track of all the new characters in G.I. Joe: The Movie? YO JOE! Probably not, but YO JOE! If knowing is half the battle, then podcasting is the other half. YO JOE! G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) Starring: Don Johnson, Burgess Meredith, and Sgt. Slaughter as Sgt. Slaughter Director: Don Jurwich Writers: Ron Friedman, Buzz Dixon, Roger Slifer Music: Johnny Douglas & Robert J. Wal...

We will never betray our Lesson Number Two friends We will stick together until the whole world ends Through heaven and hell, and Greenland war Good pals like us, will podcast more In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies Only one us liked a movie called The Goonies The Goonies (1985) Starring: Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Corey Feldman, Ke Huy Quan, Jeff Cohen, Kerri Green, Martha P...

We're putting some brown sugar in your podcast feed with our latest episode, as we dive into the award-winning documentary about L.A.'s two most famous celebrity cops – Tango & Cash. Tango & Cash (1989) Starring: Sylvester Stallone & Kurt Russell Director: Andrey Konchalovskiy & Albert Magnoli Writer: Randy Feldman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're stuck at a surprise going-away party and the only thing that can save you is a monster attack on New York City. Well, today is your lucky day! Check out the latest episode to see if your two main dudes can finish discussing the movie before the Hammerdown Protocol is initiated. Cloverfield (2008) Starring: Lizzy Caplan, Michael Stahl-David, T.J. Miller Director: Matt Reeves Producer: J.J. A...

Beer, Canadians, Hamlet – even a musical appearance by the Holy Triumvirate’s Geddy Lee. What’s not to love about Strange Brew? Check out the latest episode to hear two hosers discuss what’s brewing at Elsinore Castle. Beauty, eh? Strange Brew: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie (1983) Starring: Rick Moranis, Dave Thomas, Max von Sydow Directors: Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas Writers: Rick...

Welcome to the premiere episode of Lesson Number Two! Greg and Brian kick – and punch – things off with their analysis of the second entry into the Chuck Norris Delta Force Cinematic Universe (CNDFCU), Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection . Join us for what is, quite possibly, the Longest Ever Recorded Discussion about this Chuck Norris classic. Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990) St...