International Space Crayon

Your Bird Is Unhappy 07.10.2026 23:28 ↓

Not even an educated guess.

Vitamin Duoz 23.09.2026 18:01 ↓

Should I eat squares exclusively?

Indestructible Gum 28.08.2026 13:25 ↓

Chew it! Smash it!

All Aboard the ISC, Part 1: Have You Ever Been to Iraq? 01.06.2026 28:53 ↓

Andrew went on a date. Now he has opinions about Mesopotamia. Part 1 of 2.

Wawa: I SHALL DIE HERE 05.05.2026 17:52 ↓

This shirt was almost certainly not sanctioned by the company.

Relentlessly On-Topic feat. Miso Soup 16.04.2026 11:27 ↓

If you demanded narrative cohesion, you wouldn't be here.

God Didn't Want 9/11 27.03.2026 12:43 ↓

Pretty hot take, I'll admit it.

Don’t Start Here Either (Secret Santa Part 2) 24.03.2026 7:16 ↓

Again, terrible starting point. Here’s a Secret Santa gift for a coworker. I have no idea how to actually give this fantastic gift I made. What a weird quandary.

Don’t Start Here (Secret Santa Part 1) 24.03.2026 17:15 ↓

This is not a good starting point if you're new to the space crayon. In fact, it might be the worst starting point. A secret Santa gift for someone at work who doesn’t like me.

Kahuna Shrimp 17.03.2026 11:27 ↓

Turns out she was cool with the joke. PS: Proposition your direct manager with scooping up a decommissioned whaling vessel. The results might surprise you.

What if David Hume Was Right 21.02.2026 1:34 ↓

I'm required to add a description, and there's irony in that, too.

This is the Worst Podcast 03.02.2026 8:46 ↓

Relentlessly on-topic.

I Love Being a Waiter 15.01.2026 13:56 ↓

No, really - hire more waiters. That's the fix.

Stranger Thinks 26.12.2025 15:15 ↓

I can't be the only one who's uncomfortable.

Hotel Mozart 23.12.2025 31:55 ↓

Captain, we're picking up a strange signal from room 403.