Hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna are joined by Corrigan Vaughan of Jack of All Graves to review Hallmark's first lesbian Christmas romance: Friends & Family Christmas. We get a lesson in Hallmark movies from CoRri, figure out the exact audience for these films, and wonder who is stalking our protagonist. ANGELS IN THE SNOW! Movie discussion begins at 00:32:53

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Indiana Jones franchise. Fortune and glory, kid! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review Deadly Lessons/The Legend of Simon Conjurer. We discuss narcissism, Jon Voight, and parental issues. It's a good time! Movie discussion begins at 00:17:06

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review The Last Airbender. We wonder why someone would make a live-action version of Avatar: The Last Airbender, discuss nepotism getting in the way of filmmaking (again), and begin our inevitably longstanding discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's filmography.  Movie discussion begins at 00:26:47

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are out at sea with Speed 2: Cruise Control. We talk terrible relationships, Geiger's master plan, and propose an 80-minute boat crash scene. All aboard! Movie discussion begins at 00:25:25

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Child's Play franchise. We f*ck with the Chuck!

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are having a laugh with Amusement. We talk impossible plans, convoys, and red herrings. It's always Tuesday somewhere! Movie discussion begins at 00:32:46

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna chomp into Zombeavers. We talk beavers, boobs, and Backstreet Boys. It's a humdinger of an episode! Movie discussion begins at 00:32:22

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive into Night Swim. We try to figure out just what getting night swum entails, wonder why the characters are so boring, and root for everyone's favorite third baseman. Take a dip with us! Movie discussion begins at 00:13:25

Live episode recorded at the recent Jack of All Grave x Hellrankers event! We open with some classic JoAGery as Mark talk prohibition-era mobster hits and then we all rank the Jaws movies. It's an absolute treat!

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna go to space with Green Lantern. We tangle with a big fart cloud and some space cops. No evil shall escape our sight! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:29

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna make friends with Imaginary. We snuggle with Chauncey, talk about influences, and encourage people to lighten up. Don't touch my stuff EV-ER! Movie discussion begins at 00:25:17

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna tangle with Cats (2019). We have problems with the casting, usage of CGI, and the general concept of people playing kitty cats. Cats are not dogs! Movie discussion begins at 00:13:31

On a very special Wednesday-edition of Trash Tuesday, Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. We talk teleporting zombies, an undead fisherman getting a cell phone plan, and the most summer of all locations: an off-season ski resort! Movie discussion begins at 00:22:31

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna rank the Mad Max franchise. Witness us!!!

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna went to the Wild Wild West. We talk giant spiders, steam punks, and end-credits raps. Wicki-wicki-wild! Movie discussion begins at 00:18:56

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna review I Know Who Killed Me. SPOILER: We end up defending this film like we have a financial stake in it. Watch it! Movie discussion begins at 15:41

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna kick off the first ever Trash Tuesday with Ghost Shark. We determine if Ghost Shark is Trash like garbage (but not the band Garbage) or Trash like Trash from Return of the Living Dead who is awesome! That's right! It's not confusing at all! Movie discussion begins at 22:23

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna are ranking the Hellraiser franchise. We've seen all the sights and we think some are way better than others. We experience both pleasure and pain, wonder how a dog opened the box, and revel in the grime of this film series. Enjoy it!