ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

In this episode we welcome guests Simply Tops & her husband Joseph & discuss: • DatActors monologue interruption from last week • Telling your peoples when they flop • The Bruno Mars, cultural appropriation debate • How skin shade affects a career • White people passing for a person of colour • The conclusion of the issue around inviting women on the podcast late at night • If it's an issue to say...

In this episode we welcome guest Mark 'SliderCuts' Maciver & discuss: • What it's like for SliderCuts going from local neighborhood barber to award winning, celebrity barber • How having a PA can stop you getting numbers from DMs • How local Black businesses can help give work to young people in the community • Ways to help deal with mental illness in the Black community • Barbershops acting as a...

In this episode we discuss: • The etiquette of inviting a woman to the podcast when no-one has met her • If men should take decisions away from grown women in regards to their safety • Anthony Joshua's comments on his Son and Niece • If boys and girls should be taught the same in regards to sexual expression • If men hold women to the same standards that they do themselves • If people teach boys t...

In this episode we discuss: • The ESN work rate • Tiffany Haddish explains Groupon • Will & Jada Smith's dominance • Official Film spoiling people • Stormzy's armour • How they treating Theresa May • Young black Power couples • All-star courtside action • Oprah's interracial relationship • How M'Baku got the juice • The culture of School shootings • The art of petty • Africans in the Winter Olympi...

In this bonus episode of the Eloquently Saying Nothing podcast, the guys get together to give an in depth break down, top to bottom, of Ryan Coogler's Black Panther movie. Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social...

In this episode we discuss: • The healing properties of Rubb & Abenaki • Beyonce v Michael Jackson (again) • Men crying • Drake's "God's Plan" video & the negative comments around it • Taking hand outs from other men • If taking out the trash a mans job even if the woman is a housewife? • If good sex stops a partner complaining • If men get pussy whipped like women get dickmatised? • The Black Pan...

In this episode we discuss: • Elon Musk, his businesses and if he's the real life Tony Stark • Nike's 'Nothing Beats A Londoner' Advert & the North's issues with London always being the focus in England • Asian's complaints about being underrepresented in adverts • Irene Major skin bleaching & whipping off her hair on live TV • Mathew Knowles' comment that his daughter's light skin plays some part...

In this episode we discuss: • The last time we got angry and switched • Stav and Wahala getting beaten by their sister • Should a wife always leave her husband in every situation of domestic violence. • If women have forgiven Chris Brown for the Rihanna beating • Wearing native regalia to the Black Panther movie • If David Oyelowo's Black Panther premiere attire a disgrace • Stefflon Don's Shadeis...

In this episode we discuss: • Smut peddling sagas • What dress size we are attracted to • Disliking Soca • What songs we'd like played at our funeral • What our personal theme song is • West African elocution etiquette • Dating advice • The pros & cons of dating 'potential' • Blind dates and running out on a potential because they're ugly • What we'd do if our friend's mother continuously asked fo...

In this episode we welcome guest Lady Andromeda & discuss: • Cyrille Regis' passing and his legacy • Ronaldinho's retirement • The BDSM / Dominatrix industry • How the UK laws have affected the UK porn industry and Women especially • How we'd react if our friend had a sex doll • If we'd do an infomercial praising a sex doll for 150K • Tracey Ellis Ross' equal pay battle with Anthony Anderson of Bl...

In this episode we discuss: • Liverpool's win over Man City • Football's VAR technology • Ginuwine's refusing to kiss Trans India Willoughby • If John Barnes is Cooning on CBB or just being real • Oprah Winfrey's 'Time's Up' speech and possible 2020 Presidential run • ANOTHER celebrity, Aziz Ansari, being accused of sexual misconduct • If you kick someone out if they refuse your advances • Goddamn...

In this episode we discuss: • How many episodes have we done • Oyinbosity in 2018 • Invitation etiquette • Authentic African parties • Nudity around young children • When is bathing a child inappropriate • Menstral cycle awareness • White middleclass male struggles • Jesse 'Messi' Lingard affair • Gender based sexual appetites • How Nigeria made Instagram • Wedding photographer beef • Essence Maga...

In this episode we discuss: • Festive illnesses • Seeing an ex girlfriend with a new girlfriend & vice versa • Stavros telling his Ex's they will never get a better man than him • How to help men having issues with their confidence • Stavros' ego v Stavros' self doubt • How we can do better and be better as individuals and as a group • In what aspects we're flopping individually and the issues we...

This is The B Side of our two part Christmas special In this episode we discuss: • Drunk stories • Rio Stories • Falling for strippers • Mr Wolf's views on The Lottery Situation • Charles Barkley's $1 million pledge to Black women with a caveat • Straight men getting married to each other for tax break • Inheritance talk • Apple iPhone slow down • UFOs • Disney acquiring Fox • Best superhero films...

This is Side A of our two part Christmas special. Look out for Side B later on this week. In this episode we discuss: • Star Wars : The Force Awakens review • Work Christmas partying while Black • The fallacy of the term 'I don't judge' • The Spac Nation Church & the balaclava sermon/grime session • R.I.P Combat Jack • Joe Budden leaving Everyday Struggle and joining Revolt? • Do men want to watch...

In this episode we discuss: • How well Ghanaians are doing in entertainment • Black Thought's 10 minutes Funk Flex freestyle • Eminem's 'Revival' and N.E.R.D's 'No_One Ever Really Dies' albums • Wu-Tang's rapping order • If Method Man puts more effort into rap or acting • Nigerian restaurant sagas • KFC shop sagas • Sickle Cell and giving blood (SickleKan blood drive) • Car incidents and not going...

In this episode we discuss: • Taking on the bad traits of those one hangs around • Being the 'good friend' that a girlfriend is happy her partner go out with • Partying like we're in our 20s • Chance meeting with fellow UK podcasters from The Not Everyday Podcast • Black Women going gym • What we're too old to do now • Stereotypical Black footballer uniforms • Which is the one drug we'd take if we...

In this episode we discuss: • Gay hating Bashment music • Dancehall / Bashment / Ragga artists banned from the UK • What people slow dance and grind to in clubs these days • Listening to old school lyrics with adult ears • Michael Jackson owning The Beatles, Destiny's Child & Eminem's publishing • Dancehall Battle • DSTKRT venue closing down • Putting a partner or a parent first • Denzel Washingto...

In this episode we discuss: • Harassment from airport immigration officers • Nigerian v British Passports • 15 year old Terrell Decosta Jones-Burton's servere injuries by police during being detained for suspected mobile phone theft • Corrupt police in general • Which children's stories have underlying aspect of sexism and racism • Black women fighting battles for other fractions/communities befor...

In this episode we discuss: • What it's like for MadCat to live with Stav • Stav finally fixing the shower! • The What The Health documentary • Wahala reducing his meat intake due to watching the film • The Coup of Mugabe in Zimbabwe • African leaders staying in power for too long • If a woman should leave her husband if there was a coup and he had been taken hostage? • If Serena or Venus looked b...

In this episode we discuss: • Wahala being a spoilsport & control freak • Former MP, Priti Patel's dodgy holiday • Tory Backbenchers looking to snake Theresa May • Why the rich want Brexit • More conspiracy theories • How South Africa has changed since the end of apartheid • The worst thing would we'd do for 1 million pounds • If successful artists who have had tragic beginnings would change their...

In this episode we discuss: • Crack Heads • Best way to get robbed • Vicious dogs • Kevin Spacey being a sexual predator • #Windowsillgate • The one time in band camp when Stav got drunk • If responsibilities ruin lives • Dogging & sex in public places • Tyrese and his family/mental issues • Losing touch with close friends and how that happens • Conspiracy theories Connect with us at & send your q...

In this episode we discuss: • String vest appreciation • The Armenians stealing prosperous Blacks • Stress management • African hospitality • The many personalities of Stavros • Dj Envy's shenanigans • What are Gay tendencies • The proliferation of sliders • The definition of a Cougar • Outrageously romantic mandem • Work husbands & wives • Who actually runs the household • The way of the woo • Wo...

In this episode we discuss: • Disappearing Suya spots • If you can be pro Black and not want to eat African food • The fine art of haggling (pricing market) • Being mistaken for a Jamaican • The criteria of 'preference' • Harvey Weinstein's sexual assault scandal (recent update) • Who is looking after the sisters • Men holding men responsible when appropriate • Displays of Uncle behaviour • Stav's...

In this episode we discuss: • Our favourite Michael Jackson songs • Harvey Weinstein's sexual assault scandal • Casting Couch culture • If sexual assault come from being in positions of power • Men mentioning daughters when denouncing sexual misconduct • British rappers moving up to another level • Eminem vs Black Thought • Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson vs 'Baby Boy' Tyrese Gibson • Holiday anecdotes...