Bible Dumb

#74 | Samuel 18-20: Brokeback Mount Sinai 20.10.2024 40:33 ↓

Finally we get a love story!  Who knew the bible would have romance?

#73 | Samuel 15-17: Davy & Goliath 14.10.2024 56:22 ↓

In this episode, God is fed up with Saul, plus the story of David and Goliath!  Finally!

#72 | Samuel 11-14: Bible Trump 06.10.2024 45:35 ↓

In this episode, we learn about King Saul and his son Jonathan, who eats some honey. 🤷🏻‍♂️  

#71 | Samuel 6-10: Five Golden Emerods 29.09.2024 39:48 ↓

In this episode, we meet Saul, the goodliest man of all, as he goes on an ass hunt.

#70 | Samuel 1-5: Smitten with Hemorrhoids 14.09.2024 38:55 ↓

In this episode, the temple's first alterboy, the sons of the preacher-man raise hell and the ark of the covenant is stolen!

#69 | Ruth 1-4: Uncovered Feet 08.09.2024 44:25 ↓

In this one-and-done episode, we meet Ruth and get the official dibs rules of the bible.  

#68 | Judges 17-21: Sodom and Gomorrah Part 2 02.09.2024 48:18 ↓

The final episode of Judges!  This time our judges specialize in graven images, surprise gifts in the mail and human trafficking!

#67 | Judges 14-16: Hey There, Samson 25.08.2024 45:00 ↓

In this episode, we finally get anther famous bible story: Samson and Delilah!

#66 | Judges 10-13: Daddy's Home 17.08.2024 40:01 ↓

In this episode, a man makes a questionable deal with God.

#65 | Judges 7-9: I Heard It through the Grapevine 10.08.2024 44:18 ↓

A new judge rises, but is he hero or villain?

#64 | Judges 4-6: Spilled Milk 04.08.2024 40:33 ↓

Judges continues with more grizzly violence—and, finally, some strong female characters!

#63 | Judges 1-3: Ehud, the Left-Handed 20.07.2024 56:13 ↓

We begin a brand new book of the bible, and it starts off with a bang!

#62 | Joshua 20-24: Busted 13.07.2024 56:13 ↓

In this episode, Joshua gives up the ghost and some priests get busted for worshipping their own way.  Meanwhile in present day priests are getting busted for something else entirely...

#61 | Joshua 13-19: I've Been Everywhere, Man 06.07.2024 1:04:31 ↓

In this episode, I read the name of what feels like every city in the land of Canaan. 😮‍💨

#60 | Joshua 10-12: Foot on Neck 29.06.2024 46:46 ↓

Are you a Tom Bombadil or a Gandalf?

#59 | Joshua 5-9: Joshua Plays the Brown Note 22.06.2024 42:48 ↓

...and the walls of Jericho come tumbling down.  Plus, a second circumcision?  

#58 | Joshua 1-4: With Vegan of Course 15.06.2024 2:35:02 ↓

We are joined by  @VeganofCourse  to discuss the first four chapters of the Book of Joshua! In this episode, Joshua spends the night with a harlot!

#57 | Deuteronomy 31-34: God's Song 08.06.2024 37:12 ↓

God sings a song, Moses gives up the ghost and Deuteronomy limps to an end.

#56 | Deuteronomy 27-30: Blessings and Curses 01.06.2024 58:05 ↓

In this episode God lays out all the bad things that will happen to you if you don't do what he says.  

#55 | Deuteronomy 22-26: Trigger Warnings 25.05.2024 46:24 ↓

Rules for crossdressing and grabbing people by the secrets.

#54 | Deuteronomy 18-21: Warlocks and Necromancers 19.05.2024 45:05 ↓

In this episode, we learn about warlocks and necromancers and how to dodge the draft.

#53 | Deuteronomy 13-17: Atheist X-mas 12.05.2024 49:40 ↓

In this episode, Moses reviews the rules, and we make up some rules of our own.

#52 | Deuteronomy 10-12: Davy Hell Goes to Washington 05.05.2024 1:05:57 ↓

In this episode, God gives the people Manifest Destiny and grants them free reign to eat whomever they want.

#51 | Deuteronomy 7-9: Moses Lectures The People 28.04.2024 50:28 ↓

In this episode, Moses reminds the people to be good boys and girls, under the threat of Heavenly destruction.

#50 | Deuteronomy 4-6: The Ten Commandments Repeated 24.04.2024 1:06:06 ↓

Here we go again!