Bat Minute

LOSING... RESOLUTION...  but that can't stop this show, baby! We're coming through loud and clear and we're ready to rock and roll here on the BRAIN DRAIN! Nygma is having a break through… and a break down? MAYBE! Joining the investigation this week are two veteran sleuths - it's Sean German and Dave Pallas of Groundhog Minute! So, resolution has dropped? Come on, all the long distance lines...

To creep, or not to creep? What was I laughing at again?

I... AM... AN... ACTOR!

Edward is going to show Bruce! He's gonna show that it works, damn it! First, it's time to go Full Carrey... Begley is back! But caffeine'll kill 'im! Or will THE DEVICE?!?!? IT'S A FISH FRENZY! Returning to finish up her investigation is the Cabin Queen, the Ace of Snakes - it's Molly Bailen! Those Crazies'll kill you and strip you in ten seconds flat, but Molly is mighty enough to mash them all...

Chase knows that Bats likes a strong woman - but does she need to WHIP out a new costume for total seduction? Gordon bursts onto the scene, pyjama-clad! We're getting hot under the collar here! The Bat has been blocked - time to blow this popsicle stand! Returning to the investigation is Molly Bailen! Our Sister Snake has managed to Escape from New York once more to bring you only the best in dete...

Johnny the Joker.

The Bat Signal is  NOT a beeper! But how exactly do you get in touch for a Batman booty call anyway? Chase's interest here sure isn't professional! IT'S PEC TIME! Shouldn't she go for a Robin instead? Joining the investigation via glider, taking time out from her daring Escape(s) from both cities and woods, is none other than Molly 'Plissken' Bailen! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Sam...

WKD, WKD... Bat Minute massive.

As Iron Man rockets towards his cave, Alfred stands ready to remove his clothing for him. The Batmobile hits the streets - shake ya tail fin! Our hero arrives at the Bat Signal to find a certain somebody waiting, lingerie-clad for his enjoyment (and it's not Gordon!). Cracking the case one more time this week is Clarisse Loughrey! As the chief film critic at The Independent, the host of That Darn...

Just passing though.

Sorry Eddie - no dice. No moolah. Zilch. The Bat has left the building. Nygma ain't letting it go, however - he's going to  MAKE Bruce understand. Not ominous at all. Nope. Meanwhile, Alfred Skype-s in with some good news - ALL IS READY. Returning to the investigation and helping our team gain funding is Clarisse Loughrey! As the chief film critic at The Independent, the host of That Darn Mov...

4DX, baby!

Why be brutalised by an uncaring world? You COULD be listening to Bat Minute instead! Nygma reveals his intentions - brainwave fiddling! He may be a master of mental manipulation, but Eddie ain't so hot at getting Bruce on board. HE NEEDS FUNDS, DAMN IT! The very best backup is required once more so our team has made the call and recruited Clarisse Loughrey to the investigation! As the chief film...

A SUPER casting?

Edward eschewed the Japanese method last week but he's finally convinced to release his creepy and no doubt sweaty iron grip. I think we got a stalker on our hands. His grand plan to woo? A BLENDER ON A HELMET, BABY! Gimmie those waves. Rounding our their week as part of the Bat Minute Force are George Hendricks and Liz Whitaker - it's investigation time! They must not fear. Fear is the mind-kille...

To Chris, or not to Chris?

Bruce bobbles around the R&D department and encounters the ultimate fanboy - Lyle Heckendorf. Or something like that anyway. This man is something of an enigma, but he sure can shake a mean hand! BANZAI! Returning to the investigation are that Mean Girl, Liz Whitaker and the Kwisatz Haderach himself, George Hendricks! On Wednesdays we wear... green? The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod...

Harvey Two-Face is making Mr Wing proud with his parachute style - he's bringing that yin and yang energy as he escapes the chopper. Meanwhile, Batman careens into a horrendous wreck! He's ruined a monument! Way to go, loser. The only PR solution? Extend the profit-sharing program! Marxist Millionaire! Wait a Dune Minute! Joining the investigation this week are the spicy duo of George Hendricks an...

"Ah, to finally be rid of that pointy eared, steroid eating, rubber suited, cross dressing, night rat..." Not quite, Harvey. Hold that chopper one sec! This Bat says you need help, Face, but does  he have the good taste to die? " Ever been to Arkham, Batman? You'd feel right at home". Returning to the investigation one more time are Jonathan and Tabitha Carlisle! These Batman flicks got fenci...

Listen up, Fleabags.

Gordon and co. hit the scene! Gordon Gang in full effect! Despite all the changes that Gotham has been through, they certainly still love ENORMOUS STATUES! Most importantly though? It appears that Batman is dead. Again. FOR REAL THIS TIME! HE CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS ONE... or can he? Those curious Carlisles are back on the case! We've got Tabitha and Jonathan here to grab life by the lips and YANK a...

Once again Bat Minute is here to blow all of those other gifts out of the water. As you unwrap this audio delight, prepare to cast everything else into the fire! KRAMPUS TAKE THEM! Jon and Niall venture into the fun and DISTURBING world of Pee-Wee Herman and come out of it changed. Different. Renewed. REBORN! Featuring special guests: Christopher Dennis Di Guardia, Lal Gall, Dave Pallas, Sean Germ...

WITNESS STRINGFELLOW!

The shoes, they are a-meltin'. Unfortunately it's not through some fancy footwork - oh no, it's that BOILING ACID again! Batman cracks the safe in record time - there was no hours-long marathon for this hero. Get Miley on the line! WE GOT A WRECKING BALL ON OUR HANDS! SUPPLIES! It may seem inconceivable, but we have two wonderful investigators rejoining our team for one more case! It's Tabitha and...

WE'RE BACK IN DA CHOPPA! As Two Face reveals that he is in fact after the cash, we also learn that his plan also involves BOILING ACID! OH NO! Can the Bat HEAR a solution? Having one more crack at this case is a Bat Minute legend - it's singer and actor Bryarly Bishop! If anybody can help us to rescue our heroes and save that pair of glasses, it's Bryarly! The next episode follows on Monday. Same...