Bat Minute

BATMAN IS NO MORE! All of this stuff has been turned off... I mean, there's no going back from that! Dick cannot stop, cannot relent... his Japanese tale of vengeance must culminate in Two Face's take down. What does Dick need from Bruce? A partner. Returning to the team is the man of the minute - it's the R eel deal, Travis Bow! Travis is here to crack this case once and for all so never despair....

Batman's grin burns itself into our very souls as he shuffles away. Horrifying. Just... horrifying. PRODIGY CHILD WINS EVERY AWARD GIVEN! READ ALL ABOUT IT! We see that the contents of Bruce’s brain are… bats. Bats. BATS. What kind of a man has bats on the brain? Joining the crew as Special Guest Investigator is the Minuteman himself - host of Watchmen Minute and the Reel Comic Heroes - it's...

His eyes… his lips… DEM LIPS, BABY! Oh and the body... whatever. It could be a hog body under there for all we know. Chase isn't too into this anymore though - she doesn't want the bad boys anymore. Time to grow up? Returning for one final turn at the wheel of this war rig are the furious duo of Rick and Julia Ingham! These two are perfect... perfect in every way! Do not become addicted to them, h...

Chase slaps some lipstick on and heads to bed... only to be sensually roused from slumber by her winged wonderman. How romantic. SWOON TIME! Chase is SHOOK. She can’t believe that this is finally happening! I sense a ‘but’ coming. And not a Bat Butt... Once more entering the Thunderdome that is Gotham City are Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute podcast! They're the first to survive the...

Dick wants Al to hang his crappy Robin costume up next to the Batsuit “where it belongs”. I like the sentiment, kid, but THAT thing next to Bruce’s work of art? No, no, no. Bruce also reveals that he's never been in love before. Vicki? Nope. Selina? Get outta here! Returning to our crew as Special Guest Investigators are none other than Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute podcast! M...

We’re back as Batman is no more… again. For the tenth time. Or he would be... if not for a little helping hand! Or should we say wing? Dick wants a new moniker. He's sick of the puns, guys. Stop it - just stop it. How about… Dick Grayson: College Student? Going up against this case in pure vs combat is not just an average Joe - bringing love, lava and burning desire is Jarf Harden! Jarf has always...

DUCK AND COVER! Do as Bert the Turtles does and DUCK AND COVER! Hey, it works for Batman! Why can't he just die?!? Two Face's solution? More wild gunfire, of course! Taking another shot at this case is the Cosmic one himself, Jarf Harden! Aiding him on this Quest with Galactic-level implications is Alex Thompson! Hello, boys - he's back! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different...

Sugar and Harvey? Spice and Two Face? Two Face and Sugar? Harvey and Spice?

Two Face becomes the very symbol of America - a cowboy wildly firing a gun into the air and he flees the scene victorious. Our Bat is in hot pursuit. A '90s technological showcase takes us tumbling and spinning straight into a trap! Our hero... he's scared. He's actually worried! OH NO! Rejoining the team is our Cosmic Special Guest Investigator, the man who can tumble his way through fandom after...

Somebody stop me!

There... is... another...

Showmanship! That's what it's all about, Harvey, honey! AND YOU AIN'T GOT IT! Wait... what? It's okay folks, the emergency is over. A man-child trapeze artist is here, it's all going to be fine. Batman confirms that this all takes place within Han Solo's carbonite fever dream - sans whip. Like a lion eating hummus, rounding out his investigative duties for the week is our resident duel daddy - it'...

To Tim Burton... AND BEYOND! With added Keaton.

Bruce slips away to change costume once again like he's Marilyn Manson. Most importantly, he's informed Alfred of the IMMINENT DANGER EVERYBODY IS IN! The bifurcated one must learn patience - Harvey rash move is disrupting the grand plan. Nygma is most displeased! He's going to be even more displeased next, as Batman enters the scene in SMASHING fashion. Returning to the team and ready to see this...

Vroom vroom! Got room for another tank?

Bruce brain break-in! The cortex is compromised! Meanwhile, t he Two-Tonne Gang burst onto the scene, with added Spice! Two Face didn't get the memo - he's going full method with this ruse. Bruce manages to shake things and spring into action in the coolest fashion in cinema history. Here to try to complete the Golden Mile once more is the duel-master general himself - it's Scott Carelli! As the o...

They gab now? They gab now!

Sugar is onto our hero, the Lurkmaster General! Bruce's excuse? He wants to figure out how to switch this Box off. Good cover, dude. Smart. Sneaking backstage affords Mr Wayne the chance to give this thing a test drive. GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR DREAMS, YOU FOOL! Concluding her beat this week is the master of mythology, the Monarch, Dael Kingsmill! Dael is here to bring all that Geek & Sundry to help sh...

Bruce is suspicious of the tech on show, but Nygma is in full gloat mode. What's stopping him from stealing thoughts, though? Eddie steals Chase away for a quick DARNCE while Bruce sneaks away to play with a little Box... and some Sugar to boot. Returning to crack this case is once again like only she can is the magnificent mythology maestro, the Monarch, Dael Kingsmill! Dael can DARNCE rings arou...

Bruce and Sugar hit it off - a little too well, if you ask me! I don't even think that this is a trick anymore! Gordon the Guinea Pig is brought to The Box and takes a lovely Hawaiian holiday! This is all thanks to the dashing Mr Nygma - but he's already going to launch a new version! What a visionary! Joining the investigation this week is a veteran of the Bat Minute Wars - it's none other than t...

We’re back at Canto Bight as Edward Nygma is celebrating his big release - it's Box time! Look how spiffy he is now. What a charmer. It’s almost as if… HE’S BRUCE WAYNE! Time for a little interview... We wanted the ultimate and were more than willing to pay the ultimate price. Luckily all it cost us was time, however and we were joined once again by Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe of Point Brea...

Dick has demands: train me, damn it! As Emperor Pennyworth surveys the worsening situation with glee, our young ward storms off like a little brat after Bruce's refusal. Mr Wayne decides to take his mind off matters by taking Chase on a hot date - to a corporate shindig! There ain't no surfing, there ain't no sweet waves and there ain't even no damn robberies going on here but we've managed to nab...

Dick wants to deal the damage, but Bruce is bringing up some brilliant points - revenge will become his whole life. Who knows more about this than The Bat? Returning to crack this case are the quintessential crime-fighting duo - it's Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe of Point Break Minute ! So far they haven't gone rogue, which is just as well - we need their help to hit the waves and pick up bab...

It's minute 69, dudes (nice) - and it's OG style! Robin on the run! The Skeletal Mexican Punk Gang are in hot pursuit of our new hero, but a winged friend is watching closely... then he decides that this kid is a loser and he needs to step in. Smart move - just take that beating. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Lis...

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