2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too

We (thankfully) fired our manager for being a terrible person! And the playoffs are upon us, how will the Capys do?? https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T

Wellp. The music today is Flint and Beloved My John by Sufjan Stevens, so you know it’s not a happy crisis. https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T

Some significant shakeups in the roster and an inconsistent run of form for the Capys. Playoffs are soon, what will become of the Capybaras? https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T

Capy Summer continues on, just with (way) less first teamers! https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T

The Capys roll on in their excellent 2026 campaign, hitting a double bye week. It’s cool!

The Capys continue a pretty dang good season, and the Crew U19s win a trophy! What a time to be alive.

We’re about 1/3rd of the way through the MLSNP season and the Capys are doin’ pretty well! Wake the babes, there’s new Capys! Heck Is Plausible!!! metaphortune.com/2c24u2t

Hope! Hope for the season ahead! Some results! Gameplay! Things! To! Discuss!!!!! CAPYBARAS! metaphortune.com/2c24u2t

The new season is upon us! Hope springs eternal! The babes have been awakened as there are new Capys!

We have roster decisions! Some great questions! And a Capybara Legend roundup!

2 days late, but still! The Capybaras continue their season, and the variety of results is wild. Plus, lots of questions from the Discordecke!

The season continues! Surprise new signings! A win?!? You’ll never believe how many Crew 1 players were in the team when that happened…

Wellp! We’re talkin’ about the Capybaras! It’s not going great! But we still love them.

Recent Capy games have been a mixed bag, a certain Capy got a first team contract, and more!

Well, we’ve got some results to talk about and some off-field stuff to talk about! It’s not fun!

Some good results! The USOC! A new capy?! It’s all in this thrilling episode of 2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too!

The Capybaras have played 4 games, and boy has it been a wild ride. Let’s talk about them!

Chase Adams! Pipa! Josh Williams! Chase Adams!!!!

New year, no new Capys (YET!). This podcast delves into the offseason roster moves, offseason coaching moves, Capybara Legends, and some hot takes/questions.

Coming to you live from an undisclosed location, talking a bit about the Crew 2 season and how the Capybara roster could look next year. Also, Capybara Legends!

THE CAPYBARAS ARE MLS NEXT PRO EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS AND THEN THE SEASON ENDED! Everything is fine! Also, the changing face and ethos of Columbus Crew 2.

(spoiler alert) THE CAPYBARAS ARE MLS NEXT PRO CUP CHAMPIONS, FOLKS! Hear a recap, some thoughts about the occasion, and questions about next season in this episode of 2 Crew […]

EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPS AND THEY ONLY MADE US SWEAT A LOT! All is well! The MLS Next Pro Cup Final is coming very soon! CAPYBARAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

The Capybaras CHOMP thru the Next Pro Playoffs! Insights from journalist Jerald Lucas (find him on Twitter and his work on Vavel.com) including an excellent story about Aidan Wolf and […]

MLS NEXT PRO REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONS, BABY!!! Listen to a recap of the most wild game I’ve ever been to (the season finale against Cincy 2), talk about the upcoming […]