Wrong Eye Shut

Hair trauma, Headshots, and (H)Artisphere! Check out the artists mentioned in this week's episode on instagram! @ravenandwhalegallery @LJEidolon @igormenaker @deana_goldsmith Shoutout to @escobar.photography for my beautiful headshots!

Join us for the first ever JEEP CAST!!!!! as we interview Jason's childhood best friend, Theodore. Jingles were made, Laughs are laughed, and secrets are revealed.

Big Announcements, big changes, and big concerts!

Who knew Laurelyn had so much to learn about dolphins? Tune in to hear about Jason's latest Pokemon obsession, the annual Papa John's Mutt Strut, as well as the Reedy River Duck Derby! Did they win the million dollar prize!?!?!

L and J discuss their experience at the first annual "Clemsonfest". This inaugural music festival was held at Clemson University, which brought along its own interesting perspective. Was seeing performances by The Fray and Mt. Joy worth the wild environment? Tune in to find out!

Ready for some more special guests!?!?! It's time to jump in with Laurelyn's side of the family. Tune in for love Stories, family secrets, and tons of shade thrown at Laurelyn's habits during her youth.

Jason and Laurelyn recap their many recent adventures from outdoor hikes to indoor eats.

NEW GUESTS ALERT!! This episode incudes two very special visitors from the Lone Star State. Our podcasters dive deep with hard hitting questions about parenting, life's challenges, and "What's the most annoying thing about Jason?". Check out our instagram @wrongeyeshutpodcast for photos from a week full of adventures!

The chaos continues as Laurelyn and Jason travel back to Houston for a jam packed weekend of wild activities.

What a week for Jason and Laurelyn! The travelled to Charlotte, Columbia, and even downtown Greenville. From Olivia Rodrigo to Mom Jeans to Green Beer, to kids in Monastery school. There's never a dull moment!

It's time for some hard hitting questions! How should dogs wear pants? What's the science behind an OLED TV? What makes water wet!? Listen for the true answers of life's most difficult questions.

Jason talks snowy work trips and Laurelyn relives her first audition in SC. They discuss visits from friends, a day traveling through the mountains, and the crackheads they found along the way.

Jason and Laurelyn revisit their "mini moon" vacation to Vegas, and compare When We Were Young Festivals from the year 2022 to 2023. Who performed? How was the food? Who did they meet? Did they lose all their money in the slot machines? Who woke up on a hot dog bun? Listen to find out!

Dive into the process of selling the Texas house, buying the SC house, and finally making it to the Houston Chevron Marathon Race! Happy late birthday Sam!

Happy Valentines week! Tune in for what turned out to be an episode dedicated to bestie Theo and bestie Sam. Our favorite couple answers newlywed questions, revisits their vowels, and of course go down a plethora of off topic discussions.

Jason and Laurelyn reflect back on their year and discuss everything from fitness, to video game consoles. Shout out to @misguidance4u and @catrp!

Laurelyn drops an unexpected bomb on Jason. They discuss the perks of a possible fridge purchase, and Laurelyn's half of the deal! - The Spinx Half Marathon. Look forward to a bonus episode later this week!

Laurelyn and Jason recap their experience in the the musical Anything Goes. They then made the huge decision to move across the country! Finally, Jason participated in the Half Ironman 70.3 race. Go follow and comment on the instagram post corresponding with this episode for a special surprise!!! @wrongeyeshutpodcast

We made it! The last stop for our honeymoon was Athens, Greece. Listen along for more about great sights, vegan food, and the final lock placement. A lot can happen in 36 hours!

Our favorite married couple travels from Venice to Rome and comes across many unexpected adventures and so much food!

It's cruisin' time baby! Follow the newlyweds through an all inclusive premium package on the Enchanted Princess Cruise throughout Italy, Turkey, and Greece. It's a whirlwind of shows, excursions, new friends, and of course lots and lots of food.

The honeymoon is here! Experience travelling from Houston to Paris through the eyes of your favorite kooky couple.

Can Jason stop using foul language? Do they need a MacBook Pro? What's the update on the half marathon and musical audition? Listen and find out!

DISCLAIMER: Due to us moving across the country, we are now recording in a new space. Because of this we had some unforeseen technical difficulties, and ended up accidentally recording through the laptop speakers. THE HORROR!!!! So here is your warning. This audio is horrible - but the stories remain....not horrible......so please bear with us and continue listening. Stay tuned to future episodes...

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