Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan

This week on Write Me Dirty Katherine is setting sail straight into dangerously filthy waters. 🏴‍☠️ Dropping anchor in the library are Lucia Keskin and Sarah Kendall, and things are about to get naughty. Katherine sets them a racy challenge: write a scandalous tale featuring a pirate, buried treasure, and a parrot. Can Lucia steer the ship? Will Sarah walk the plank? And who’ll strike gold before...

This week on Write Me Dirty, things in the NAUGHTY library are heating up! Sliding into the hot this week seats are Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Kyrah Gray.  Katherine sets them a filthy challenge…write a scandalous tale set at a chess tournament, complete with a rulebook, a referee, and an oddly phallic trophy. Will Kiell ever get to Yabba Dabba Doo? Why is Kyrah waddling? And W...

This week on Write Me Dirty we’re blasting off on an epic, sexy space mission! Coming in hot to the naughty library are none other than Jessica Fostekew and Jen Brister. It’s about to get INTERGALATIC.  Katherine sets them a naughty challenge: write a filthy tale featuring a UFO, a Queen of Aliens, an abducted cow, and a pair of sunglasses.👽 Who will get EXCITED over cheese? Will two bum che...

This week, Katherine Ryan’s naughty library is serving up some FROSTY filth with Alison Spittle and Kemah Bob. It might be cold outside, but inside the library, it’s getting steamy. Katherine sets them a naughty challenge: write a dirty tale set in the Arctic Circle, complete with an igloo, one very curious polar bear, and some slippery melting ice.  Who’s falling in love with a polar bear? W...

This week, things are getting a little spicy in Katherine Ryan’s naughty library. She’s joined by the outrageously funny Fred Asquith and Ali Woods, and she’s not afraid to crack the whip. Their challenge? To pen a story set in the  wild, wild west , featuring a cowboy, a cowboy hat, and a lasso. Expect heat, saddle burn, and just the right amount of filth as Katherine decides who will be ero...

This week, London Hughes and Felicity Ward are welcomed into Katherine Ryan’s naughty library. Katherine instructs London and Felicity to write a story set on the beach, featuring a sunburnt tourist, a shark and a beach ball.⛱️ If you’re anticipating a sunset romance, readjust your expectations, and buckle up for the RIDE of your life - with sandy crevices and…an unusual amount of shark attacks?!...

Lucy Beaumont and Stephen Bailey go plunging into Katherine’s dripping wet library this week. Expect waves of filthy fun, slippery surprises, and some deep dives that’ll leave you gasping. 💦 Katherine dares them to write a filthy tale set in a water park, where a floating noodle gets put to wicked use, the lifeguard can’t keep his eyes (or hands) off the action, and even a stray plaster find...

Amy Gledhill and Ian Smith slip into Katherine’s saucy library this week, ready to spin a scandalous story set at an aristocrat’s decadent banquet. Their tales must include a quill put to deliciously improper use… and a cheese and onion pie that’s far too steamy for the supper table.  Katherine must crown her Earl of Erotica or Lady of Lust — but first she’ll soak in every sordid syllable lik...

Josh Jones and Sikisa swing by Katherine’s library this week and get DEEP into a filthy story. Katherine sets them the task of writing a naughty story that has to be set a funeral, feature a pallbearer, a eulogy and a sandwich buffet. Katherine has to decide who will win Erotica Champion of the week but first she has to hear the outrageous tales. Who will snog a priest? Who will have a chippy tea...

Katherine opens her library wide to her filthiest guests yet: Rosie Jones and Daniel Foxx! The dirty duo must write an explicit tale set in Vegas, featuring a blackjack dealer, a slot machine and a pair of dice. 🎲 Buckle up for the ride of your life as Daniel reveals how Harry Potter played an instrumental role in his sexual awakening, and Rosie spills all about what games night is really like at...

Visiting the SALACIOUS library this week, we have two comedy icons: Janine Harouni and Maisie Adam! Katherine sets the dirty duo the task of writing a raunchy story set at a wedding and featuring a father of the bride, a smoke machine and GROSS wedding food. 🤢 This week's episode raises VERY important, sensual questions. What does TACKLE really mean? What is literary edging? And most importantly…...

This week, Katherine Ryan welcomes Jake Lambert and Ed Jones to her sensual library. 📚 Jake and Ed have been set the task of writing a saucy story set a hospital, featuring a doctor, a rubber glove, and a urine sample. BUT who will be successful flirting with Nurse Jenny Talia? And does Ed's father make an appearance…and why is he naked? 🫣 Katherine will seek the answers to these important quest...

Grace Campbell and Tatty Macleod visit the Write Me Dirty library this week, and their DIRTY story has to be set at a dog show. Katherine Ryan decides who will take the crown of naughtiest writer of the week. Will it be Tatty, who teaches us about fanny grunts and sucking on…watermelon vapes?  Or will it be Grace, who makes herself the STAR of her own story? And who will win at her dog show ‘...

Katherine Ryan is back in her filthy library and this week’s seductive scribes are none other than Lou Sanders and Harriet Kemsley. They’ve been set the curious mission of crafting a steamy encounter set during an apocalypse, featuring a head torch, canned food and a zombie who isn’t just hungry for brains… 🐱   Thought you knew the female form? Lou gives us a sexy biology lesson with he...

Welcome to Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan, the hilariously horny podcast where comedians get their smut on, penning filthy fiction about each other. This week’s seductive scribes are none other than Stevie Martin and Fatiha El-Ghorri. Their mission? To craft a steamy encounter set in a car showroom - featuring a car salesman, a custom paint job, and a steering wheel. But who will get a winning...

Welcome to  Write Me Dirty , the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe. Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other. Yes,  each ot...

Clinking signet rings, hotel prank calls and a weird reference to Elvish... By popular demand, Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy are BACK for CHAPTER TWO ‘Tom’s Ring’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Mere hours after Jamie and Tom’s friendship is propelled into a different dimension, the two friends find themselves back in the shower, only this time the only thing separating them is a flimsy shower curtain... ‘Could it get...

Chewing gum whilst giving head, pulling on public transport and free drinks when your married?! Presenting co-hosts of the podcast,  Pop Off Lewys Ball, and Isla Loba… ‘All Tied Up’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A sunny afternoon in Shoreditch House. A stolen metallic pink mini Telfar bag. At what lengths will Isla go for feminism and fashion? And will the culprit be the man that she’s been waiting for?&nb...

Sexting, losing your virginity behind the back of the Albert Hall and checking nudes… Presenting Miles Nazaire, and Liv Bentley… ‘The Coffee Cup Boy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ On an early morning Sunday in Chelsea, Olivia unleashes her fantasies on an unsuspecting coffee shop worker. Will the coffee be too hot to handle?  ‘I need to visit this coffee shop’ Good Health ‘The Workout’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ After a...

Sex in graveyards, stalking dates and post-coital high fives … Presenting Catherine Bohart, and Helen Bauer… ‘Piece o’ Pussy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ After a Trusty Hogs recording, Catherine and Helen push their friendship even further and test their electricity… How many sparks will fly in the studio? ‘Trusty Hogs in a whole different light’ The Financial Times ‘The Sneeze’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ In an idyllic fie...

Hard nipples, pretending to fall asleep during sex & The Bible … Presenting Sophie Duker, and Olga Koch…  ‘Meltdown’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ On a futuristic space station far far away… Olga and Sophie unite in freezing cold temperatures. Will their sizzling chemistry melt the ice away? ’Pulsating!’  The Observer  ‘The Girl with a Prawn Tattoo’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A 6am slack invite leads Olga t...

Thrusting, tent sex & ‘pulling’ at the market… Presenting Micky Overman, and Sarah Keyworth…  ‘Juliet is Going To Die’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Sarah, The Ruler of The North must give the land’s sacrifice, Juliet, one last gift before the ceremony. Is the sacrifice worth saving? ’The rights to the film must be sold!’  The Sunday Times ‘Cum On My Tulips’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ In this Dutch erotica, we s...

Farting during ejaculation, socks on during sex and… thorny bushes?  Presenting Roman Kemp, and Tom Grennan - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… 'Love Baking' ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Breakfast show host, Roman Kemp must be in bed by 7.30pm every night. But when he meets Cherry Berry at a baking competition, his world is flipped upside-down. Will his dough rise in time before...

Sexy nose bleeds and… using a penis as a gear stick? Presenting Hayley Morris, and Christopher Hall - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… ‘Eternal Flame’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ In a dimly lit spin studio, Instructor Chris finds himself in an unexpected position when he is greeted by a mysterious stranger… Who’s going to come out on top?  'Complex and alluring… A must for gym-g...

Post pod coitus and vapes in strange places… Presenting GK Barry, and Joe Baggs - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… ‘Soho Whore House’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ What happens in the disabled toilets stays in the disabled toilets… When one thing leads to another Joe Baggs makes a shocking discovery about himself - he will never be the same again ‘The coming of age story of our time-...