Woody's Workday Kickoff

One of the 90's biggest bands plays southwest Ohio Friday night .. atop today's NGFMC, and if you're pranking away this April Fool's Day - make sure you know the Five AFD Rules of Etiquette.

A crazy inconsiderate 'Gender Reval' and an Easter Bunny attack highlight today's Boneheads .. and the crazy combacks continue - this time .. it involves listening to your favorite Classic music!

Talk about WEEEIRD news .. a vaping squirrel!?  Yep.  And what John Glenn Int'nl Airport officials are saying about TSA waits, right here!

Every Friday we give you a CLEAN joke to tell to family & friends (today's is a bit of a groaner), and we connect with the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold for our weekly Blue Jackets Report!  Enjoy.

Ever hear of a plane hitting a COYOTE?  Me, either.  It's one of today's Boneheads-of-the-Day, though.  And some Gen-Z'er's are leaning into a new trend - that makes some sense.  

Of course our "Newwwz of the WEEEIRD" features a story from Flor-ih-DUH.  And I'm sorry, a one-off game tonight on a streaming service is NOT Opening Day in the Majors - tomorrow is.  In Cincinnati.  That's what God intended.  And speaking of Opening Day .. have you heard what some ballparks are teaming up to do with hot dog eating champion, Joey Chesnutt?  It's all right here.

The Classic Country star who announced a forthing album of Yacht Rock covers in the Nitty Gritty from Music City .. and another bizarre new study .. this one on which open public rest room stall Americans choose most!

Another hot beverage lawsuit .. and an OTTER attack highlight Monday's Boneheads-of-the-Day ... and we remember the great Chuck Norris.

Another good, clean funny you can tell anywhere .. courtesy of the 'Workay Kickoff' resident jokester, Phil from Westerville, and the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold's weekly Blue Jacket Report - right here.  Have a great weekend!

A bizarre new study (about FARTS) from the University of Maryland .. and the Buckeye men pull the lid off March Madness this afternoon!

What kind of idiot tries to steal a SEPTIC TANK!?  One of today's 'Boneheads-of-the-Day,' that's who.  And details on the seven-ton meteor that broke apart somewhere in Medina County Tuesday.

Another Nashville star is opening a (sports) bar in Music City .. details w/in The Nitty Gritty from Music City.  And on this St. Patrick's Day '26 .. I have new a new study on the luckiest .. and UNluckiest states in America!  

Social Influencers are annoying .. for the most part .. and the first story in today's NOTW will likely further that feeling.  And OSU makes the Big Dance for the first time in three years!  All here.

Phil Turner of Westerville had another clean Joke-of-the-Week Friday .. and FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold checked in with another Blue Jacket Report.  Have a great weekend .. and if you're enjoyinng what you're finding here on the Pod - share it w/your friends!

With the Oscar's coming up Sunday .. a new study gives what ought to be a slap in the face to the Film Industry.  And another survey - this one about kids' phone usage in school!  It's shocking.

A felonious Fishing Tournament cheater gets caught .. and Forbes Magazine's 2026 Top 10 richest celebrity billionaires in today's Pod.

Ninety-two-year-old Willie Nelson is releasing a new single .. with a longtime family friend ... lots of Classic Country artists announcing their tours for '26, and an Etiquette Expert weighs in on how we're SUPPOSED to be eating our cold cereal!

Money corrupts many - even some cops, sadly.  The story tops our 'Boneheads-of-the-Day' and Daylight Saving Time - WHY!?  Why can't we figure this out!?!?

Resident 'Workday Kickoff' jokester Phil from Westerville delivers another good, CLEAN, funny ... and the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold joined us for another Friday morning Blue Jackets Report!

IF it happens (and it would be years away IF it does), it'd save you a lot travel expense to experience it .. and The Eli Young Band plays The Bluestone Friday night, and my old pal Jon Young joined the show today to catch up.

A Half Marathon gone terribly wrong in Georgia, and Buzzfeed's list of the Top 10 excuses people have used to (successfully!) call off work!

We're Springing FORWARD this weekend .. and there's a new study that shows how many of us rely on a good ole cup a joe (or many) to get through it.  And the weird never ends .. have you ever heard of 'salting' your kids!?  It's all here.

Who does what around YOUR house?  See how you stack up according to a new study regarding "The Division of Household Chores."  And it's probably never a good idea to try to bail a friend out of jail using FAKE currency.  It's atop today's 'Boneheads-of-the-Day!'

Resident 'Workday Kickoff' joke teller Phil from Westerville delivers another clean one you can tell anywhere .. and the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold gives us the inside scoop on the Jackets' loss in Boston Thursday night ... right here!

A new documentary ("The Outlaws of Country") is coming to the SouthXSouthwest Film Festival in Austin in March ... and the list of corporate "buzzwords" going around you need to AVOID in your workplace.