Woody's Workday Kickoff

There was animal weirdness in Licking County this week ... and the seemingly ODD thing the American College of Pediatrics says our schoolkids need more of in school!?  All here in today's Pod.

If you or someone you know is a collector .. there's an upcoming auction of extremely rare Classic Country artist memoribilia in which you might be interested (details in the Nitty Gritty).  And where do you hold your HANDS when taking a Selfie?  You might want to listen to this.

 So, how "cool" do you think you are these days?  A new study might surprise you the number of people who actually CARE!  And cops in Florida waited out a fool from Texas who drove cross country to steal .. and SWALLOW over $750k in diamonds!

The SSA is out with some interesting finds about the names children are getting ... and the top '90's fads we miss - that many would like to see come back!?

Longtime 'Woodhead' Phil Turner from Westerville delivers another classic Joke-of-the-Week, and we talk about the festivities beginning this weekend celebrating 100 years of America's most famous highway, Route 66!

"Ghost Tapping."  It's the latest way scammers are stealing your CC info .. we've got the details and how you can PREVENT it from happening to you.  And we remember one of Classic/Outlaw Country's all-timers, David Allan Coe, who passed Wednesday night at the age of 86.

Boneheaded teens in FL go viral for their very public (and dumb) pranks in stores .. and Americans are enjoying bigger tax refunds this year - how are we spending it?  It's all right here.

Another sneak preview clip of a 'Yacht Rock' covers album coming from Keith Urban, and the Top 10 Fast Food joints upon which men & women can agree.

Another in our Friday series of good, clean, FUNNY jokes you can tell anyone (thanks Phil from Westerville), and a weird little segment born from something we saw flapping on our sliding glass door earlier this week!

One of Classic Country's biggest stars announced as the host of the ACM Awards in May, and Reddit had a hilarious list of Teacher's dishing (anonymously) on the DUMBEST interactions they've ever had with a student.  All on today's Pod!

An ANT smuggling ring, protesters slogging through manure filled trenches & CA nutballs dressing up in BEAR costumes to commit insurance fraud all among today's Boneheads-of-the-Day ... and the just announced new sports version of Jeopardy coming soon, all in today's Pod.

If you weren't already a bit nervous to fly - the actual air traffic control audio we have on today's NOTW might just get you there ... and it's almost wedding season.  We feature a story today about a bride's invitation ask that her aunt felt was unacceptable!

We lost one of the greatest songwriters in country music history Thursday, and it's our entire focus on today's Nitty Gritty from Music City.  And a Chinese automaker has plans to make a car with a built-in TOILET beneath the seats.  Disgusting, but true.  Details here.

Another good, CLEAN Friday funny to share with family/friends over the weekend .. and a season-ending Blue Jackets Report from the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold (big news from Nationwide Arena Thursday)!

Basically, another Flor-ih-DUH update ... and the Feds rule to break up what the 'monopoly' Ticketmaster & Live Nation had created .. all right here!

A Classic Country star is giving away one his most prized (automobile) possessions - for charity, and just part of the incredible dressing down CBJ Coach Rick Bowness gave his team after Tuesday night's season-ending 2-1 loss to Washington.  See his full comments at on my blog at www.1039themaverick.com

A new study is out this week showing how much it costs on average to own just ONE pet per year.  It's crazy.  And many (most?) people would love to lose a few pounds - maybe more than a few, and today we shared 10 fairly easy, underrated & effective tips for effective weight loss.   Thanks for finding our Pod - share/tell your friends!

Phil from Westerville offers up another funny, CLEAN joke .. and the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold joined us again for another Friday morning Blue Jacket Report!

It might only be April, but at least one Classic Country star has Christmas concerts on the books - details on today's Nitty Gritty from Music City.  And golf's most prestigious tournament begins, and while it's backdrop is always candy for the eyes, its coverage is frequently "over the top."

How Walmart's trying to help us at the checkout - at least with the price of our CHIPS!  And more Boneheads, beginning with another story from the state that leads the nation in them ...

A government official who claims to have been "teleported - many times," including once to WAFFLE HOUSE ... and a growing trend among young adults in America.

We have an early leader for weirdo story of the year in today's Newwwz of the WEEEIRD (the monkey story), and nearly 60 years .. there's finally about to be a WKRP in Cincinnati!

Another (mostly) clean joke to tell over the weekend courtesy of Phil from Westerville .. and the Blue Jackets' slide continues.  Details in this week's Blue Jacket Report with the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold.

A FL drug dealer gets his drugs thrown back at him (we have audio!), and how Wednesday's Artemis II launch brought this space nerd back to playing astronaut in the backyard.