Will You Accept This Roach?

Welcome back stoners! It's the 20th season of this nightmare, as we see Charity meet the 25 men who will make fools of themselves on TV. The previews promise crying, drama, running, and, of course, manufactured love. We can't wait to see this all play out as we get stoned on the finest greenery.

It's the finale and ATFR! In this episode, we watch Zatch introduce his final two women to his family and get roasted on live TV by the women he rejected. So many tears and feels! We also get a sneak peak at Charity's season. Stay tuned for our recording to Meet the Men, and stay stoned!

It's the fantasy suite episode everyone has been raving about! Zatch obsesses about Sex Week and talks about it way more than he should...to the detriment of all the women involved. We are joined by the hilarious and fashun-able Brad from the band Golden Feather, and recorded an extra long episode that we hope you all love!

It's the WTA! The best episode of every season (we think, and will defend to the death) is finally here! All the women come back to air their grievances, lots of yelling ensues, Zatch sweats a lot, and the new bachelorette is revealed to everyone, including her. We were super stoned during this recording, sorry/not sorry.

Its Hometowns! Zatch meets his final four contestants' families, and it pretty much goes exactly as we expected. Zatch is just as inarticulate as he is sweaty, and we were not stoned enough! Stay tuned for WTA!

We're back, stoners, and we have a special guest this episode: our dear friend Ben, President of Fannabis and Into the Weeds, the podcast! This episode features Greer, lots of crying, a mentalist, and Zatch sending multiple girls home before hometowns.

This episode takes us to a nudist sauna, finally! Zatch has two dates, but emotions run high for Jess, who, in case you haven't heard, hasn't gotten her 1:1 yet. Zatch also nopes out several times, as is his way. Get those doobies ready!

We have always wanted a Covid episode, and we got it! In London, Zatch takes Gabi on a princess date and Greer gets mad because tea is part of her identity. The group date leaves Zatch behind on an iPad and we get...wait for it...the first virtual rose ceremony! Listen as we get stoned and watch girls get broken up with on Zoom.

We're back with another episode and we've moved to the Bahamas! Zatch wears a dad shirt and asks the last reminding blond contestant out on a 1:1 date. Our boy has a type. Someone dares to mention social media, which gets them the boot. No Instagram talk allowed, only weed!

In this episode, the women compete in the Bachelor Bowl (5) for Zatch's heart! TWO self- eliminations happen, Katie goes on the most romantic date of all time, and we finally get to see that infamous stair cry. We got real stoned in this one, so brace yourselves.

Welcome back stoners! In episode 2, we get to meet this season's Justin, and boy, does she have great faces. Tahzjuan returns to judge a "bad bitch" contest, but isn't impressed with any of the women. Zatch keeps two women he doesn't seem to be interested in at all, and we can see that he's going to fake us out all season. Listen as we react to this episode while consuming the finest greenery!

Welcome back to the hellmouth known as the Bachelor! It's only the first episode and a girl already flipped out about not getting enough attention. She cried and it was beautiful. The contestants were all introduced, along with Sean Lowe, who can't be out in the sunlight. We got very stoned in this episode and there were many sparkly mermaid dresses.

It's that time again! After a 2-month hiatus, we are back and ready to serve you all some spicy stoner commentary on everyone's favorite heteronormative toxic dating show, where nothing ever changes and the fabricated drama continues flowing. We tried our best to make these contestants seem interesting, even though they're all as bland as white chocolate. Enjoy!

Happy holidays! We wanted to review a Christmas movie, but instead, we found a dark satire about a murderer on the set of the Bachelor! It did not disappoint, and was amazing while stoned! Have a listen, and stay tuned for our next episode!

The madness has finally come to an end! Two couples leave paradise together and two more get engaged...but does everyone stay together? We were not prepared for how toxic and brutal the ATFR would be! Stay tuned for High for the Holidays, where we get stoned and react to bad Christmas movies.

We're finally at part 1 of the finale and we are stoned and ready! Now that everyone is paired up, we get the last rose ceremony. The stakes are high and we see a breakup followed by a few more! Paradise ends, couples leave, and fantasy suites begin! Stay tuned for the ATFR ceremony and finale part 2!

Rachel and Gabby show up to share their wisdom as engaged (womp womp) women. The former Bachelorettes trash talk Logan with no regrets, Aaron and Genevieve fight about semantics yet again, and we get a Sadie Hawkins dance that sees 3 (!!) self-eliminations! Why are there so many choreographed dance sequences in this episode? We're not stoned enough!

Everyone continues to cry over Rodney, while not giving a doob about Eliza as she flies to Maryland to get Justin. Also, Mara-nara arrives and we can't believe she missed the Pizza-preneur! Another girl from Clayton's season no one remembers shows up to pursue Andrew , and Logan gets asked on ANOTHER date. Lets get stoned and watch!

Logan and Kate begin to rival Aaron and Genevieve as the most annoying couple on the beach. Kate and Logan share an over-the-top kiss in the rain, but then she wants him to "step it up," aka not be poor. Eliza makes her choice at the rose ceremony but quickly regrets it, and everyone cries so much it feels more like a funeral than paradise. Fire up those tearful doobs!

In this episode, Hayden (aka Rambo) reveals that he spent 6 figures on his dog, Kate is impressed by the money but little else, baby twins arrive on the beach, Aaron feels gaslit, and Eliza must choose between Rodney and Justin. We got so stoned during this shitshow!

Shanae and Jacob bond over teeth, Victoria contemplates Johnny and Alex, but first has to hang out in a sweat lodge and review her husband 'shopping list.' Justin mysteriously comes back to the beach, Genevieve cries, and Eliza takes a step back from Rodney. We're not stoned enough!

The switch has come to an end, and the women get to come back to "a very different beach." It's actually the same beach, but some guys have turned, including Creepy Kyle, Rodney, and Jacob. Shanae and Kate have a showdown, and then the new men show up, too! We are not stoned enough for this!

In this episode, two more girls fight over Creepy Kyle, and we are not stoned enough to even begin to understand it. Over at the hotel, Victoria shops for a husband, Brittany sets her sights on baby Tyler, and the other girls continue to cry. Listen as we poke fun at them all while indulging in the Bachelor Bud!

Father Palmer may have swapped the women, but in this episode, he also brings out new men! We were getting tired of their endless crying, for which there is not enough weed. Eliza and Rodney start getting cozy, and Lace returns to the beach to get some answers. Shanae sets her sights on yet another new guy, and Jacob proves that he's still super shallow. Fire up those doobies!

It's finally happening! The girls are sent off the island and other girls come to take their place...seems barbaric, but we are stoned and ready for this shit show. The girls are crying and the men are confused - are their relationships strong enough?!