Where Everybody Has Gone Before

An alien species of giant crystals has decided to capture the crew in a giant laser web. Good thing their engines are offline, because this web is SLOW to assemble.

Oops, Barclay caught a convoluted flu which is turning the TNG crew into seemingly random creatures through de-evolution. Laura and Geoffrey discuss Spider Barclay, Troi the Dolphin, and Star Trek taking another stab at being Alien.

In this week's episode of WEHGB Jake realises Nog comes from a culture of sexists, something he apparently hadn't considered before this moment. Also, a man melts his own brain to get through negotiations, and Kai Winn reaps all of the benefits of this tragedy, because of course she does.

The Voyager crew get stuck in a void where it's kill or be killed... or perhaps make friends. Laura and Geoffrey discuss how Janeway is the first person in the history of the universe to consider teamwork and collaboration as a strategy for flying a little bit faster through a one way exit sliproad.

In this week's WEHGB, Laura and Geoffrey discuss Kai Winn's slow descent to the dark side of religeon, how ostracising it can feel not to experience religeon correctly, and why sometimes the correct advice from the wrong person can trigger defensiveness. Also, two of our federation heroes are tied upside down in the hopes that they fornicate.

The Next Gen crew must rehome drunken Irish space farmers, and stop themselves being cloned by a planet of elitists. Also, the farmers may need to teach the clones how to get drunk and make babies together, as repulsive as the idea apparently is. Laura and Geoffrey discuss at length the morals of forced cloning, and whether the planet of clones refuses to clone Geordie due to ablism.

Tom Parish and Bellanah enter a space race together, and have a very heterosexual relationship with each other, with Neelix the emotional voice of reason. Join Laura and Geoffrey as they dissect a Voyager episode on its surface about a space race, but ultimately about how married couples need to not secretly simmer their resentment for their partners.

Sorry for the brief black screen insertions before each episode clip appears, this episode was a nightmare in production and took some WORK to save haha. Anyway, everyone's high on space drugs, and a child is on a maniacal power trip. Can the crew survive?

Double the Odo isn't necessarilly double the fun. There's a shapeshifter hiding on the ship, and we have a pretty fun time working out who it is, and who's a Bashir shaped red herring.

The Jem Hadar have attacked Deep Space 9, now our lovable heroes need to work alongside them to destroy a Stargate, while a snooty boss refuses to get in the thick of it with his crew. Gosh, yeah, I have to start admitting that Deep Space 9 is a pretty great Star Trek series, I guess.

Picard deputises small children into the military, while Worf tries to prevent childbirth by simply denying it permission to occur. All this while Data is a severed head, and Dr Crusher survives the vacuum of space. Laura and Geoffrey really quite enjoyed this very chaotic and unconventional episode of TNG. Come learn WHY!

A little overdue, Laura and Geoffrey sit down to discuss Starfleet Academy, and an episode that has a lot of mixed content. Our first review to go longer than an hour, we had a lot of conflicting thoughts about this episode's execution. That said, let's be clear, we both have a lot of love for Starfleet Academy as a whole.

In this episode Jadzia gets sold on motherhood by Quark, Nog aims toward his future, Jake gets told to write holo-smut, and Rom threatens to burn down the bar. It's a pretty fun time.

In this week's episode myself and Geoffrey get caught up looping through time, over and over, hoping to plant a message we can use to escape the episode after multiple days trapped within its narrative confines.

In this week's episode myself and Geoffrey watch as asexual Ensign Harry Kim backflips, repeatedly, away from sex and narcotics, all in the pursuit of boldly going where no crew member had gone before.

In this week's episode, Laura and Geoffrey begruddingly watch Star Trek Enterprise, and spend a lot of time observing how little investment this captain has in his crew's safety or abilities. Also, I don't believe you made that time travel hologram projector with no electricity, and a single copper spoon.

Welcome to "Where Everybody Has Gone Before", a Star Trek discussion podcast that's well aware it's far from the first one in existance. Enjoy an outsider's perspective on a late season two parter episode for an animated kids Star Trek spinoff. Forgive Geoffrey his microphone quality, he gets a new mic in time for episode 3 and his audio quality shoots through the roof.