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Shane is back from his adventures in Europe, Dan rejoins the crew, and Sarah keeps the boys in check.  0:00 - Intro: Dan the Visitor  1:03 - Shane’s Pink Balaclava of Eczema 4:00 - Shane is on Thin Ice at Work 8:26 - The "Unfortunately Only One Plane" Tour 11:35 - Pooping in a Sawdust Bag 14:40 - Soaking Up the Uber 21:15 - Anne Frank vs. Anne Franklin 26:30 - Shane’s Amsterdam Adventure 33:31 - M...

The boys are gone and Sarah runs the show with Jen Stephen and Kristi Ferguson where they talk about kegel exercises, automotive dealership scams, hormone patches, and more.  0:00 - Intro 02:12 - Women's Safety 08:07 - Kristi's Car Dealership Complaints 18:57 - Pelvic Floor Health and Blueberries 23:24 - Hormone Replacement Therapy 28:24 - Old Lady Names 33:24 - Karen or Not 35:13 - Neighborhood T...

Sarah and Dan are away but Shane and Producer Taaron hold down the fort with special guest James Boyle! Shane has an incident with his therapist, Producer Taaron hates when people avoid phone calls, and James Boyle shares his awful experiences with lack of awareness in public spaces.  00:00 - Intro 00:58 - Phone Calls vs. In-Person Meetings 03:18 - Social Anxiety and Shane Hates Producer Taaron 17...

Dan is away again. Sarah strikes back against the haters, Shane defends wearing jeans on Hikes, Producer Taaron is here with listener submissions and special guest Sarah Carol get snitched on by a coworker.  00:00 - Intro 02:11 - Sarah Strikes Back Against the Haters 09:11 - Youth Sports and Bullying 15:12 - Fashion Choices in Sports and Hiking 16:26 - The Struggles of Changing Signs 24:06 - Pool...

Is it appropriate to do a nude sauna in your front yard? Do mermaids reproduce like fish? Find out as Sarah, Dan, and Shane talk about pirate stereotypes, family curses, the rising cost of grad pictures, and the most expensive extracurricular activities that parents dread. 0:00 - Intro 1:15 - Mermaid Egg-Laying Logistics 7:56 - Disney Cruise Adult Cringe 18:32 - Naked Neighbors in the Front Yard 2...

Sarah and Shane dig into their latest problems which include new career opportunities, dangerous neighborhood dogs, and strange encounters after comedy shows. 0:00 - Intro 1:21 - 18-Year Job Application Anxiety 3:40 - The Ray Donovan Boomer Debate 6:02 - Professional Hoarder Intervention 11:46 - ADHD Craft Fair Disasters 14:32 - CPAP Sleep Test Sabotage 23:06 - Retirement from Rock Star Dreams 28:...

Dan is back for a another episode with as we talk about snapped belts, texting etiquette, travel stories, and more. 0:00 - Intro 2:02 - The Hammered JFL Apology 6:03 - The Weed Leaf Tattoo Scandal 11:18 - Joey's Free Prosecco Trap 17:51 - Straight Coded Bisexual Galas 24:19 - Shane's Catastrophic Belt Snap 35:12 - Christmas Songs From The Blacks 39:52 - Area Code Animosity 43:46 - How To Not Text...

Dan is away for a bit working the cruise ships and Sarah and Shane share hate with special guest Sammy Ray Benty! 0:00 - Intro 1:21 - Sammy's Cyberpunk Farmer Overalls 2:47 - The "Fiancé" PTSD Trigger 5:51 - Deconstructed Tree Art Nightmare 15:35 - The "Thank You" Gambling Wheel 21:15 - The "Travelers Poor" Card Decline 25:43 - White Supremacist with Dreadlocks 39:25 - The Bodybuilding Minister's...

Dan is away for a bit working the cruise ships and Sarah and Shane catch up after the break! 0:00 - Intro 1:04 - Dan's Cruise Ship Relegation 3:21 - The AliExpress Stocking Engagement 11:51 - Butterfly Garden Terror 25:44 - The "You Bitch" Christmas Incident 28:22 - The $30 Recurring Inheritance 36:27 - Used Car Salesman "Bro" Harassment 41:49 - Heated Rivalry Softcore Review 44:32 - Shane's Quest...

Shane gets his car cleaned, Sarah is blocked out in a zipper merge, and Dan encourages you to jump on the bandwagon! 0:00 - Intro 1:43 - Shane Gets Stern at the Coffee Shop 6:36 - Toronto Blue Jays Playoff Fiasco 14:16 - "That Really Hurts" Personal Project 16:53 - Paying Respects to the Soldiers of Atlantis 17:41 - Scooter Shame vs. The Biking Fiancee 30:42 - The Halloween Comedy Debacle 36:50 -...

Shane hasn't seen every movie and everyone should be ok with that, Sarah talks keyring madness, and Bo is kicked out of a coffee shop. 0:00 - Intro 3:56 - The Robert Pickton Costume 11:17 - Rocky Horror Sobriety Test 16:57 - Sarah's Bucket Bathroom Break 23:32 - Kicked Out of a Coffee Shop 30:35 - Keyring Psychopathy 37:07 - High School "Gotcha" Anxiety 43:25 - The Neighborhood Halloween War 49:02...

Shane is upsold at a coffee shop, Sarah preaches parking lot etiquette , and Dan's a stickler for costumer service. 0:00 - Intro 0:44 - The Magic Hobbyist Trap 4:48 - High-Octane Kombucha Regret 6:00 - Blue Jays Pennant Fever 13:02 - Coffee Shop Extortion 25:28 - The Garbage Bag Stand-off 32:45 - Melted Blizzard Deliveries 38:59 - Racist Animatronics at Disneyland 41:34 - Motorcycle Parking Rage 5...

Shane ruins a classy show for 1 guy, Sarah dispenses feline justice, and Dan thinks walk-readers are annoying. 0:00 - Intro 2:11 - Broadcasting School Betrayal 3:58 - Beaten by an 8-Year-Old 5:12 - Dan's Humility Lecture 11:24 - Reunited with Reggie 16:52 - The "I'm Old" Realization 21:28 - Book-Walking Flexers 24:40 - Feline Justice Kidnapping 35:40 - Vibe Checking Politicians 38:19 - Acoustic Mu...

Shane is preaches flight etiquette, Sarah is over summer, Dan's not into being too familiar and our special guest Shiraz asks a very divisive question. 0:00 - Intro 0:16 - Face Blurring & Exit Strategies 3:21 - The Cursed Meat Tree Returns 17:55 - Restless Leg Syndrome Surges 25:41 - Herb the Weed-Dealing Dog Baker 29:11 - Summer Hatred & Popcorn Soup 45:49 - Rifflandia: A Reunion of Exes...

Shane is held up by magic at the Tire Shop, Sarah is too hot to handle and Bo wages war on Food delivery services. 0:00 - Intro 1:36 - Recapping the Three-Legged Deer 2:24 - Motherly Jesus Threats 6:48 - Shane's Shovel & Tire Misadventures 10:44 - David Blaine the Tire Mechanic 11:41 - The Family Wood Chopping Curse 16:52 - Foggy Transition Lenses & Menopause 29:22 - Food Delivery App Jiha...

Shane chops wood in cat pissed soaked clothes, Dan helps a 3 legged deer and special guest Burke Maru gets Jesus threats from his mother. 0:00 - Intro 3:08 - Calgary Comedy & Miss Pat 9:07 - Zebra Facts & African Beavers 13:24 - The Injured Backyard Deer 25:41 - Jesus Threats from Mom 39:07 - The Cat Piss PS5 43:09 - The Great Cherry Debate 46:29 - Forced Manual Labor Pranks 59:40 - The Th...

Shane updates his wardrobe, Dan thinks jerseys are for kids and Sarah says its time we made cooking instructions for air fryers the standard. 0:00 - Intro 1:15 - Jude the Dental Cannibal 4:26 - Shane the White Gaddafi 5:37 - Rage-Quitting the Aquarium 7:08 - $170 Vintage Sweatpants 10:32 - Bo's Mullet Tragedy 15:49 - The Return of the Cursed Meat Tree 22:42 - Why Beatboxing Sucks 24:51 - Poverty N...

Faris's got beef with Flair, Dan's allowed to do mushrooms again and Sarah doesn't like it when people do stuff the same time as her. 0:00 - Intro 3:56 - Shane's Cherry Statement Absence 6:42 - Ginger Ale & Vapor Rub Science 8:39 - The Bidet "Wash Your Ass" Rule 19:24 - Grocery Store Crowd Haters 24:18 - Professional Party Wreckers 32:04 - Falling Garbage & Victorian Cholera 34:22 - Flare...

Shane gets out of an unwanted friendship with an Airbnb host, Dan says Walmart doesn't carry enough, Sarah won't excuse the rich whites stealing from Walmart and Matt gets an unexpected surprise in his bar snacks. 0:00 - Intro 4:53 - Dan's Mushroom Doppelganger 6:20 - Trail Mix Fish Stew 16:57 - Captain America's Air-Fried Pecs 21:34 - America's Got Matt O'Brien 31:25 - Bass Pro Shop Taxidermy 40:...

Shane is threatened into doing a fashion show, Dan is Anti-YYC piano recitals and Sarah is unimpressed with the lack of rules at Costco's propane refill station. 0:00 - Intro 0:49 - Slutty Stampede Cowboys 3:57 - Underwater Desk Plants 16:44 - Modeling on the Overpass 20:22 - Funeral Barbecue Photoshop 22:32 - The Back-Seat Chauffeur 32:11 - CPAP OnlyFans Niche 39:16 - The End Boss of Bugs 50:18 -...

Shane just can't say No, Dan wants Boomers to take accountability and special guest Tara Campbell works through high school trauma! 0:00 - Intro 2:43 - Tara the "Hot-Ass Wife" 7:15 - Entering the Funeral Phase 16:35 - Scavenging for a Gold Medalist's Purse 20:04 - Christmas Light Conduit of Chaos 29:16 - The Marital Herpes Cycle 37:27 - Thrifty's Parking Lot Rage 46:10 - Crows and Yogurt Stalking...

While Dan's away, Shane, Sarah and Bo share some hate about Dan. 0:00 - Intro 0:01 - Emotional Letters to Ex-Girlfriends 4:39 - Scooter Shame vs. Fixed-Gear Biking 6:34 - Teens Jumping the Dog Park Fence 10:23 - The Australian Tofino Takeover 14:29 - Banned from the Canadian Brewhouse 24:35 - Roasting Dan's New Healthy Lifestyle 31:59 - Dan the High-End Menswear Model 35:37 - Anti-Social Grocery S...

Shane is wounded in the pursuit of toilet paper, Sarah tells us what she really thinks and Dan palate is refining. 0:00 - Intro 6:35 - Opening for Creed Bratton 12:03 - Fishy Wings & Dead Dog Babies 13:30 - The Biggest Loser Birthday Delay 15:56 - Elite White Person Sayings 19:19 - Broken Ovens in Langford 21:02 - Yam Fry Hatred 36:05 - The Beach Log Occupation 40:28 - Proper Fajita Sequencing...

Shane hits rock bottom, Sarah can't stand the Costco chaos and Dan doesn't like being followed. 0:00 - Intro 4:40 - The Cabin Sheet-Ripper 9:52 - Bombing a Set for Mom 14:11 - Costco Family Sterilization 18:21 - The Sassy Construction Worker 22:42 - Bike Corridor Infiltration 33:57 - The Wrong Yellow Listerine 38:36 - Salmon Berry Crimes 44:37 - Professional Costco Cart Ramming ---- 🎙️ Listen to t...

Shane's comedy isn't for weddings, Sarah's husband thinks the McFlurry is as good as DQ Blizzard and Dan discusses line cut loopholes. 0:00 - Intro  2:21 - Purple Pit Viper Intervention  5:48 - The "Newsie" Hat Scandal  10:11 - Stand-in Wedding Minister Meltdowns  18:41 - The Danny Zucker Incident  22:44 - The Brown and Deep-Fried Anniversary  29:55 - The Elite Oreo McFlurry Hack  31:41 - Dolphin...