Weird Meditation

Read by Sian Hutchinson [After our Christmas hiatus, we're back with our final episode of series 4] There's a nip in the air (don't be filthy), so why not embrace the cold and take a magical, snow-filled trip? Written by Katy Matthews Music by  Alex Wit  from  Pixabay Sound Effects WindWhistleReverb by ciaranm758 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Owl Hooting by WanderingLeprechaun -- L...

Read by Joshua Crisp Have you ever wanted to ride on a flying carpet? No? Well then this probably isn't for you. Written by Katy Matthews Music by  Yurii Kohut  from  Pixabay Sound Effects Letter Opening1 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay Tea Pouring | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay Fox Mating Call | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay 044200_Song Sparrow song cottage 7am a 180724.mp3 | Royalty...

Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua Crisp) This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family. *OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'. Written by Katy Matthews Music by  Viacheslav Starostin  from  Pixabay Sound Effects: Popping bubble wrap by justii...

Read by Sophia Behn Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'. Written by Katy Matthews Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Jingle by Helena MacCormack Music by  Piotr Witowski  & Vladimir Visic Sound Effects: Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Cr...

Read by Selena Mersey  (with special guest star, Meg*). Can spooky ever be relaxing? You're about to find out. Mwah ha ha etc. Written by Katy Matthews   Jingle by Helena McCormack / Background music: Gregor Quendel  from  Pixabay / Dominique LACAUD  from  Pixabay / catch22music  from  Pixabay Sound Effects: Wolf howl by  FreeSoundsxx / Spooky wizard la...

Read by Sophia Behn It's time for a soothing bath. Because quite frankly, you could do with one. Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Sound Effects: Wind Chimes by mooncubedesign -- License: Creative Commons 0 Wind Chimes Single by Anthousai -- License: Creative Commons 0 Parrot by dedakoo -- License: Creative Commons 0 Ocean waves by emmanuel.f...

Read by Mark Brailsford This is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Background music by Piotr Witowski via Pixabay Sound Effects: Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0 Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creativ...

Read by Sophia Behn It's an extra special ep this time! By which we mean its slightly longer than the other ones. If anyone has any suggestion for sponsors so we can actually monetise this cr*p, please let us know. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Background music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay and Muyo5438 from Freesound Sound Effects: Water drips in the cave by tosha73 -- Licen...

Read by Sophia Behn We apologise yet again for the lateness of this episode. We want to say it will be different next time, that we can change, but we both know that isn’t true. Deep down you know that’s why you’re drawn to us. We’re the kind of bad boy pod you can dip into now and then but don’t really have to commit to. Some days you blame your father for this, but if you’re honest with yourself...

Read by Selena Mersey 'Ye' and indeed 'haw' as you enter a distinctly mild mannered version of the American frontier. And not a bounty hunter in sight. Why are they always the last ones left in Celebrations? (We apologise for the lateness of this episode's release, but the team were working their socks off between Christmas and New Year on this and needed a break. More shows in Jan - check it out)...

Read by Amelia Armande (with Sophia Behn, Paddy Cooper, Joshua Crisp & Selena Mersey) Its a festive special from the Weird Meditation team. That's all you really wanted for Christmas, right? Good, 'cos that's all you're getting. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Background music by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay Sound effects: Sleigh bells hit by Selector - License: Creative Co...

Read by Joshua Crisp Time to spend your evening in a very special place. And for once its not a euphemism for that asylum they dumped you in. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay Sound effects: SLOW BOOT STEPS by mwilkinsss -- License: Attribution 3.0 The world of whales and sardines by dibko -- License: Attribution 4.0 Door open and close b...

Read by Sophia Behn It's a well trodden path in the search for enlightenment. Though in your case, it's probably just for a Insta pic involving a glen or something, you shallow pr**k. This is the last episode of Series 2, but we'll be back for a third series later in the year. Thanks for listening! Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay Sound...

Read by Sophia Behn It's another seasonal special, this time with a summer twist. So expect sun, surf, and plenty of chafing. WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LATENESS OF THIS EPISODE FOR SPOTIFY LISTENERS, THIS WAS DUE TO A TECHNICAL FAULT. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay Music Sound effects: Funicular cable car.wav by BonnyOrbit -- License: Creat...

Read by Joshua Crisp (with Amelia Armande) Its time to enter the Maze of Marvels. What delights will you encounter? What secretes will it reveal? And will you get lost within this perplexing puzzle? Spoiler alert: no. This is meant to be relaxing remember. Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Background music by Light_Music via Pixabay Sound eff...

A little taste of our weirdness. Soothing visualisations that are hopefully amusing, genuinely quite relaxing, and always weird. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read by Amelia Armande All aboard the sleepy train. Destination? Your dreams... With possibly a brief stop at Crawley. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack If you enjoy our podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologi...

Read by Paddy Cooper Why not stroll around the grounds and nether regions of a medieval castle. Nothing like thinking about turrets to help you sleep. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Background music by Good_B_Music via Pixabay Sound effects courtesy of Sergenious , jorickhoofd via Freesound Contains strong language An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Hosted on Acas...

Read by Paddy Cooper Written by Katy Matthews A traditional (and extremely thorough) scan aimed to relax every inch of your body.  Jingle by Helena McCormack Music by  u_qhe3hs3v29  from  Pixabay Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound Contains some strong language  An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[We apologise for the lateness in releasing episode 6 of Weird Meditation. Our production at Brighton Fringe became quite all-consuming! But here we are with our final instalment of Series 1. We're now on a short break, but will be back in late June for lots more weirdness. And trust us, we've got plenty to go around.] Read by Fran Lanting Written by Katy Matthews It’s time to meet your mystic gui...

Step into the fortress of slumber as we guide you through a maze of soporific delights. And wonder why you’re suddenly craving pasta.    Read by Selena Mersey Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena McCormack Contains some strong language   Music by Music by Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production If you...

There’s a quiet place you can go to ensure you get the best night’s sleep possible. And it won’t cost you a thing.* *information correct at the time of recording  Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua crisp) Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena McCormack Background music by Piotr Witowski Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound Contains some strong language  An Artlandish & Dark Unic...

It's a Weird Meditation Easter Special! Not that we've been running long enough to warrant seasonal specials, but who are you to kill our dream. Read by Selena Mersey  Written by Katy Matthews   Jingle by Helena McCormack Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound ( www.freesound.org )  Background music by Inner Tune from Pixabay An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production If you live...

Ahoy there matey, its time to board the good ship snoozy! Which is not at all a front for a large-scale smuggling ring.    Read by Joshua Crisp   Written by Katy Matthews    Jingle by Helena McCormack Incidental music / sound effects courtesy of Free Sound Main soundscape via Pixabay: https://www.pond5.com/artist/harumachimusic An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-productio...

Take a relaxing journey flying through the air over the glorious countryside. And don’t think at all about death.    Read by Amelia Armande Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Incidental music / sound effects courtesy of Free Sound ( www.freesound.org )  Evening Meditation In The Open Air by Antenalosmusic -- https://freesound.org/s/711662/ -- License: Creative Comm...