Weekly Skews

The biggest issue in America’s midterms is French people rioting very Frenchly, obviously. Then we get into all the lies, campaign screwups, and oppo research dumps making everyone dumber and fully insane with a week to go until election day. We’re talking false flag trans mailers, Catholic Latinas pushing Sharia Law, whether it’s woke to defund the Egyptian dictatorship’s secret police, and wheth...

A complaint about a bribe being stolen is how Trump’s lawyer found out her husband’s real age, somehow. Then, Ukraine chicanery. America seems to be abandoning Europe in favor of Russia, rendering our word worthless while accepting the word of Putin, whose ambitions seem and mental state seem very manageable. (Bent on global domination while forcing his advisors to join a cult that gets its powers...

Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers have hilarious side effects. The D.O.D. announces a plan to make a snuff film. Then we get into the sea of scandals around Don Jr.’s ex-girlfriend, who as the ambassador to Greece has set herself up as a Mediterranean warlord of sorts and violated Zeus’s law. Kid Rock is involved again, this time through no fault of his own. This episode is sponsored by Be...

Campaign desperation is leading to bizarre ex-wife testimonials and the dropping of large children, so that’s fun. Then we get into America’s attempt to rig the Brazilian presidential election for a weird pervert so our D-list movie stars can have jobs and we can have their diseased hamburger. It’s a story about how our foreign coups also hurt American industries, consumers, and food supply. Trae...

Hospitals and insurance companies are in an A.I. scam war. Tommy Tuberville has a week-long crashout after imagining a pilot barking like a dog during sex. Then we check in on the Alaska senate race, which features an otherwise boring fishing enthusiast who curses like Eminem in 1998, and a guy who got criminally investigated by Trump’s FBI because his mom named him Dan. Weekly Skews is brought to...

Ed Sheeran gets blowback for deciding to Mackle-less. Kash Patel rebrands his agency as the Federal Beastiality Institute. A new literal wedge issue appears, and it’s a reactionary jihad against Muslim-friendly cheese. Then, we have a new plan to avoid an A.I. apocalypse, and it’s a phone for the Chinese to avoid our calls on.  This episode is sponsored by ZBiotics. Go to https://www.zbiotics.com/...

A Texas politician innovates in the field of football racism. Turns out a Kansas Senator has been taking it upon himself to bring back debtor’s prisons. Trump causes three different diplomatic rows with the U.K. in a week, including trying to resurrect the I.R.A. Then, the U.S. attempts to bring about the downfall of Saudi Arabia through a Rube Goldberg machine that hits everyone in the balls. Thi...

The feds are defunding schools for not getting rid of trans athletes even when they don’t have any. A Georgia cop killed a petting zoo miniature donkey because it was coming right at him #JusticeForHeeHaw. Then, we get into the mistrial in the Lindsay Clancy trial and all the mess around it, which filtered through the Culture War has become ‘Boys Rule, Girls Drool,’ or something. This episode of w...

The feds appear to be trying to rig a union election, for dumber reasons than you think. There’s a slew of scandals rocking South America right now, implicating the U.S. in schemes involving sex, cocaine, and murder (the greatest hits). The insanely corrupt Venezuelan oil deal is just one of them, and that involves Rudy Giuliani getting free glasses at a money launderer’s Spanish castle. Lastly, o...

Canada tells us to French kiss their trou du cul (hole of butt, per Google Translate). Then we get into the business and political panic over everyone hating data centers, just because it’s fun to be psychic. Why won’t towns let criminals who got their seed capital from Epstein take over their towns. It’s perplexing, apparently. This episode is sponsored by ZBiotics. Go to https://www.zbiotics.com...

 Don Jr. can legally print his own money now. The administration says not to worry about all the sailors jumping off the USS Lincoln because they actually have less guys trying to kill themselves than our other aircraft carriers. So that’s nice. Then we get into the growing bipartisan consensus that Flock’s CEO should be [redacted] until he’s [redacted]. Unfortunately, local cops are having a lot...

Looks like Dr. Phil is going to be Ernie Pyle of the Greenland invasion? Then, the anti-data center Butlerian Jihad has spread to Mark’s home county amidst the impending use of eminent domain to build transmission lines, which is important so the economy can support the vital AI-dogs-making-podcasts sector. After that, a lot of Republicans seem to be determined to lose very winnable elections just...

There’s an attack on women’s sports. It’s not the one all over your TV, and it’s about every normal person’s main concern: getting teen pregnancy numbers back up. Then we discuss the recent developments between Spain and Morocco, and perhaps the most clumsily executed evil conspiracy since, well, the last one. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online...

There’s been a (diaper?) rash of people peeing and pooping themselves at concerts all summer, climaxing naturally at a Morgan Wallen show. Why is this happening? We have theories. Then, a hilarious pilot program to have sex-adjacent robots teach kids in a small district is on hold. Not for long, though, as the company and the government would very much like to take it national. There’s lots of fun...

It’s a hot diarrhea summer, and Taco Bell has been framed! We will not stand for it. Then we break down Trump’s big speech from Thursday night which said very little even though some people heard a lot. Weekly Skews is brought to you by Fast Growing Trees. Visit https://www.fastgrowingtrees.com/skew and use the code SKEW Weekly Skews is brought to you by Leesa. Go to https://Leesa.com for 30% off...

Obtaining pardons for people is good business at present. Even better? Pretending to, because it’s less work. It’s a pretty funny case involving Boosie Badazz. Then, the life and death of Lindsey Graham, and the fallout from our gerontocracy and how an old man can’t even croak anymore without a boom in conspiracy theories. This episode is sponsored by ZBiotics. Go to https://www.zbiotics.com/SKEW...

America celebrated 250! 250 what? A lot of people don’t know. A MAHA Mom might be getting the death penalty, but not for what you think. And then we get into the somewhat over-the-top reactions to the Supreme Court keeping citizenship the same as it’s always been, and reflections upon birthright after two-and-a-half centuries of rockin’ and rollin’. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterH...

This week Mark is regrettably absent, and it just so happens to be America’s 250th birthday week. Coincidence? Yes, yes it is a coincidence. He’s fine and will return next week but in the meantime the one and only Cho joins Trae to opine on the state of things in this husk of an empire.  Weekly Skews is brought to you by Americans United for Separation of Church and State. If you believe religious...

 The Supreme Court has ruled that because Thomas Jefferson liked to party we can all get high and still have guns. The stupid Reflecting Pool saga has reached a late-stage Stalin level of Soviet farce, with show trials and a total war mobilization to destroy some algae. Then, Trump officials are now saying thoughts about Israel’s government that left-wing protesters got beaten half-to-death for ex...

We recap a fun sports weekend in America, which included brawls on the White House lawn and beautiful game shenanigans. Then, we break down all the angles to the screwworm outbreak that will decimate ranchers and turn hamburger into a collectible item. Some greatest generation patriots had originally fixed this in the 60’s by being big fans of watching flies bone. Just another thing we have to get...

It would obviously take a conspiracy to make Spencer Pratt, a well-known failure, fail. We get to the bottom of it. Then, Congress has it’s own CIA? And they’re mostly watching your posts about data centers. Before all that we get to Pete Hegseth declaring Mormonism a cult, which has gone over great in Utah. This episode is sponsored by ZBiotics. Go to https://www.zbiotics.com/SKEW now. You'll get...

Nigeria has the rare political scandal that would make a fun Disney movie where a candidate turned out to be a literal child. An immature congressman? Can’t have that. Then, we get into the Texas campaign for the U.S. Senate and the tens of millions of dollars worth of mud about to be slung at James Talarico, which so far amounts to “It’s communist to eat meat veganly” and “He has a girlfriend, bu...

Good news, your fourth-grader is now free from the federal tyranny that barred them from mango-flavored vapes. We check in on a few primaries and discuss a gubernatorial’s winning gambit of ‘wearing tall socks,’ and an aspiring congresswoman in Texas who had way to much caffeine then talked about Israel. Then, we discuss our seemingly inevitable military action against Cuba for several pretexts we...

Kash Patel continues living like a ten-year-old who found a winning lottery ticket. Trump’s supporters debate the strict meaning of “worship” with regards to the golden statue of him they built to take pilgrimages to. Then, we get into Mr. Wonderful’s planet-eating Death Star of a data center project in Utah, the fight against it, and his ability to sniff out all the Chinese A.I. saboteurs who’ve,...

The government (barely) disclosed (very little) stuff about aliens and you’ll never guess, no one is satisfied. The root cause of all of this does seem to be a government disinformation campaign that no one seems to remember why they did it for. It’s pretty funny. Then, we talk about the practical death of the Voting Rights Act and the mad rush all over the South to gerrymander every state into a...