We Read All the Queer Books

~Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao~ Have you ever wished the queer book you were reading had 500% more murder? Friends, let us introduce you to Iron Widow, a sci-fi epic inspired by Chinese history and folklore. It stars Wu Zetian, a young woman who’s favorite hobby is crushing the patriarchy with giant robots whilst laughing maniacally. Iron Widow also has two of our favorite male characters of all ti...

~Six of Crows & Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo~ Meet Kaz Brekker, aka the leader of the Dregs gang, aka Dirtyhands, aka the Bastard of the Barrel, aka our favorite murderer. Oh, you’ve met Kaz? Well then he’s already stolen your wallet, your watch, and every one of your secrets. On the bright side, now there’s nothing to distract you from watching him and his crew pull off a series of increa...

~The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi by Shannon Chakraborty~ Come sail the high seas with Amina al-Sirafi, a legendary pirate captain who has come out of retirement for one final job! This is a story (within a story) of found family reuniting and creating safe and joyful spaces. It’s also an immensely fun, fast-paced adventure. It’s ALSO a history lesson about the Middle East and southwest Asia duri...

~Nona the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir~ BEWARE - THERE BE SPOILERS HERE!! There is no spoiler-free review in this episode. Although we primarily talk about Nona the Ninth, there are also spoilers for Gideon and Harrow the Ninth. For a spoiler-free introduction to this series, check out our episode on Gideon the Ninth. In this episode, we nominate Baz for god 2024, a character as the bitch of our hearts, a...

~Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir~ BEWARE - THERE BE SPOILERS HERE!! There is no spoiler-free review in this episode. Although we primarily talk about Harrow the Ninth, there are also spoilers for Gideon and Nona the Ninth. For a spoiler-free introduction to this series, check out our episode on Gideon the Ninth. In this episode, we pitch a necromantic reality show and confirm that we understood ab...

~Victories Greater Than Death by Charlie Jane Anders~ Space — the queerest frontier. These are the voyages of Tina, an teenaged alien raised on earth, and her chosen family. Their continuing mission: to defeat evil-doers, to save the universe & find their place in it, to learn alien pronouns, to explore teen feels, to give consensual hugs, to embrace some YA tropes while subverting others. To...

~The Scholomance Trilogy by Naomi Novik~ In this episode, we cover the Scholomance trilogy — A Deadly Education, The Last Graduate, & The Golden Enclaves. We had a lot to say, so we split this episode in two. Welcome to  part two  of our queer disaster podcast! For the spoiler-free review, listen to part one. In the world of the scholomance, wizard teens have a slim chance of survival. So for...

~The Scholomance Trilogy by Naomi Novik~ In this episode, we cover the Scholomance trilogy — A Deadly Education, The Last Graduate, & The Golden Enclaves. We had a lot to say, so we split this episode in two. Welcome to part one of our queer disaster podcast! In the world of the scholomance, wizard teens have a slim chance of survival. So for their own safety, they are locked away in a magical...

~Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree~ Legends & Lattes follows Viv, an orc mercenary who lays down her sword to open up a coffee shop. It is theoretically a cozy sapphic romance. A lot of people love this book - our feelings were… complicated. Liz felt neutral to affectionate. Baz wanted to burn everything. Content warning for stalking behavior. For a spoiler-free review, stop listening at...

~Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston~ Welcome to the lightest timeline, where a badass woman won the 2016 presidential election and her son falls in love with a prince of England. This book is both fluffy and deep. The characters are so real that we feel like they’re our friends. Don’t @ us and try to prove they’re just fictional characters, we refuse to listen. For a spoiler-free revie...

~Edge of Glory by Rachel Spangler~ Edge of Glory teaches us that an olympic training regimen consists of 1/4 intense workouts and 3/4 intense flirting. It’s a lovely romance between two buff ambitious woman who help each other find healing and happiness. For the spoiler-free review, stop listening at 12:15 or when you hear the drums.

~Carry On by Rainbow Rowell~ Carry On is the queer trauma-informed magic school series of our dreams. It’s a chosen one v. evil one story, where the respective ones are terrible at being chosen/evil, but very good at falling hopelessly in love with each other. One of our mutual favorite books of all time. For the spoiler-free review, stop listening at 9:09 or when you hear the drums.

~Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir ~ Gideon is a useless lesbian/wonderful swordswoman. Harrow is a Hermione-if-she-was-in-Slytherin necromancer. Together, they must solve the mysteries lurking in a gothic mansion. The problem is they hate each other. But also they definitely love each other. Mostly, they are obsessed with each other and we are obsessed with them. For a spoiler-free review, stop lis...