We Are Not Reviewers

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are massive James Cameron heads, they talk about Avatar: The Way of Water, the sequel to that one indie movie your Dad loves. They also talk about the Golden Globe Nominations (#elvissweep) and DC's newest decisions regarding Henry Cavill and Black Adam.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who just love the Beast Wars, they talk about trailers such as Indiana Jones 5 and Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. They also talk about Violent Night and Bones and All, a really lovely, fun, nice, Grandma-friendly duo of films.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who spend more time at the cinema than they do asleep, they talk about The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special, Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery and a potential future MCU schedule which is definitely 100% true and contains lots of things to definitely get totally excited about! Squadron Supreme, anyone?

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who think grass is only something you see in movies, they talk about Black Panther Wakanda Forever, The Menu (somehow not making a single food pun) and throw their early Oscar predictions out. Surprisingly, Morbius is not mentioned.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who have read a few Wikipedia pages in their time, they talk about Black Adam, the film which stars a man who obviously has no idea who this character is he's playing, and The Banshees of Inisherin, a genuinely great film about a guy who just doesn't want to be friends with dull people. Tom obviously tries to relate it to MrBeast.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who vaguely understand what a "flick" is, they talk about Halloween Ends, the final film in the Halloween franchise (until the next one comes out), and She-Hulk, Marvel's latest attempt at understanding what a TV show is.

Marvel have released something that's actually different, Chris Pratt is voicing Mario and Armour Wars is now a movie. This truly is a difficult time for humanity.

In today's episode of the podcast with those two non-reviewing fellas, they review the new Olivia Wilde joint, Don't Worry Darling, starring the guy from X-Factor. They also talk about the recent cinema drought and present their own casting ideas for the upcoming Fantastic Four flick.

In this episode, we review Three Thousand Years of Longing and Disney's Pinocchio remake, as well as round up D23.

We're talking about San Diego Comic Con 2022 and why exactly Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves is the film you should be excited for. Probably. Maybe. We'll see.

Disney is killing cinema again with live action remakes. Yay. Let's talk about not only live action Disney remakes, but IP cinema in general - both the cons and the pros.

We're gonna rank every major streaming service, from Netflix to Disney+. Are they based? Or cringe? Or just mid? Find out in this video, and find out what the very best (and every worst) streaming service is.

2022 has been pretty good so far, not gonna lie. Here are some of our favourite (and least favourite) films of the year so far. #morbiussweep

Doctor Strange: Multiverse of Madness is not good. Here's our in-depth breakdown on why this film may not be very excellent. #morbiussweep

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Michael Bay is glorious and this is why we love him! On top of this, we talk about cult movies in general and why sometimes the most unpopular films are the best!

What's better, fantasy or sci-fi? Lord of the Rings or Star Wars? This is the age old genre question, and today, we seek to answer that question! Let's figure out exactly what is the greatest nerd genre of them all - in the most chaotic way possible!

It's time for the review of The Batman, the new Batman film about the iconic character Batman. Is this Batman better than the other Batman's? And how does Robert Pattinson do as Batman? Is he the sexiest Batman? Sexier than the other Batmen? Batman Batman.

Today, we're PREDICTING the nominations for the 2022 OSCARS! Let's see how TERRIBLE our guesses are!

Today, we're discussing a bunch of our HOTTEST movie takes! Prepare for some controversy as we lay the smackdown on some films you may love, like Forrest Gump or Promising Young Woman...

Today, we discuss our most HYPED movies of 2022! Ranging from mainstream blockbusters to indie darlings, THESE are the films you should be hyped for! And yes, we talk about Morbius. Obviously.

Today we discuss our FAVOURITE movies of 2021 - from Titane to Dune to The Last Duel to Pig and more. (warning - this was recorded in a uni flat hence small amounts of background noise at the end)

Today, we discuss VIDEO GAME MOVIES - the ones we've seen and the one's coming out soon, theorising on just what nonsense lies ahead, with films such as Minecraft, Five Nights At Freddy's and Call of Duty coming out soon.

We watched this pretty hyped up film called Spider-Man: No Way Home, and here's our long spoilery thoughts on it! We go in depth about the villains, the plot, the visuals, it's place in the MCU and the MCU's general future relating to this film. Is the film good? Let's find out.

Tom Spoors and Aaron Murray each chose 3 of the worst ever Christmas movies to watch and now have to recount them to each other, to hilarious results.