V'Ger Please!

Enjoy this audio replay of your podcast heroes as they take some Trek deep dives into topics they couldn't get to in regular episodes. The nerd hot takes run deep as we discuss time travel, the impending arrival of Seven of Nine, and the foreign policy implication of Federation membership.

Your podcast heroes  see Voyager's  bridge crew fail at basic temporal crisis management as they blunder into one crisis after the next to stop Generic Evil Bill Gates. Will a plucky, pre-famous Sarah Silverman (yes, really) be able to save the day? Strap yourself as Joseph and Peter review the most 90's episode of Voyager that ever was!

After everyone's favorite Mayfly Space Elf tourist takes a wrong turn into the local underworld portal, our podcast heroes find themselves divided on "Sacred Ground". Is the episode a relatively well written exploration of an otherwise scientific mind having to accept a journey based on faith? Or a schlocky nonsense fest that breaks existing characters to tell a dumb story? Give a listen and judge...

This week, observe as your podcast heroes wade through "Remember"! What will happen when Senator Bob Kelly, Chip from Who's Line is it Anyway, and Lt. Eva Lee from C&C: Red Alert 2 run face first into B'Elanna doing kinky alien sex cosplay? Fascism and genocide of course!

Start your New Year off on the right foot and listen to Joseph and Peter tackle 'False Profits' ! Your podcast heroes dissect the most unlikely of sequel episodes, packed to the brim with   two Ferengi jabronis running the hottest of game all up in Voyager's business. Are these two D-list antagonists really going to screw up a direct wormhole home with their 6th grade level buffoonery? 

Those Podcast Boys are at it again as they review "The Swarm"!  Joseph and Peter enjoy a doctor recommended 'Doctor Episode', complete with solid Picardo performance(s) while trying to fend off a terrible B-plot of the Voyager coyotes trying to beat the border patrol. Is Robby P a good enough actor to play two roles AND save the rest of the episode from Janeway's Bad Idea Express? You know he is!...

Harry Kim has some HBO level adventures as Joseph and Peter review 'The Chute', Voyager's holiday season apology for subjecting us to such garbage the last few weeks. Wonder how all these stabbings got by the network sensors as your podcast heroes question if this episode might have been enhanced by Solid Suder bringing Pipe Justice to Hobo Prison.

This week we take a trip down the memory lane that no one wanted! Joseph seethes and Peter snarks as they review "Flashback", an episode that taught Joseph the true meaning of disappointment. I really hope you guys like a lot of talk about the C-plot from a movie from 1991!

A Star Trek: Voyager podcast to surpass Metal Gear?!?! It's true folks, Joseph and Peter are back with Season 3! Does this secret mission through Trek's most unloved child meet with a strong start, or does the writing staff trip the very first alarm at the helipad? It's not like the producers would kill off the two best storylines they had going in the very first episode…right…RIGHT?

Your podcast heroes finally confront Voyager's most infamous entry – an episode consider so bad, scientific papers have been written about it – "Threshold" . Come join Joseph and Peter as the journey through Bad Boy Tom's adventure through breaking physics, terrible sick bay protocol, Snarf Snarf's inspirational feats, and the best genre breaking fan fiction we could come up with to explain the ab...

Listen in as Joseph and Peter reflect on the season-that-was and hand out their 'awards'. What were the worst civilian outfits? What about the OSHA Medal of Valor? Listen and find out!

At long last, Joseph and Peter (almost) finish Season 2 of Voyager. Chakotay has baby daddy issues and Janeway volunteers the ship to fall into ALL the traps! Does the Queen reign supreme? Are we going to get Tactical Espionage Action from Murder Lon? Hide the children AND the pipes, it's time for a cliffhanger!

Witness as Joseph and Peter discuss "Resolutions", an episode featuring the Tuvok's civilian clothes straight from Outworld, Commander Neckbeard attempting to impress his m'lady, and lots of Ensign Kim whining. Does 25 seconds of cool space combat make up for all of it? Listen and find out!

Your podcast heroes confront Voyager's most controversial entry and consequently descend into angry yelling. Is Tuvix's genitalia situation as much a horror show as his hair? Why can't 24th century spacemen make their own tacos? And most importantly why did the writers of this godforsaken show think it was cool to make everyone a murder monster for the last 11 minutes?

The episode that launched a thousand memes is upon Joseph and Peter as the try to comprehend the impossible. How many ICP jokes is too many? How is it that "Better Call Saul's" best actor is in this? What 90's song does the mind dungeon sex party remind YOU of? Why is this episode even happening?

You can learn a lot from television! Life lessons about parenting, bad yodeling, terrible 'high speed' chases, the list is endless. This week, Joseph and Peter learned not to watch "Innocence" unless you want to see some buster-ass space Charles in Charge featuring the only character that can make babysitting on an alien planet fucking boring as hell.

Your podcast heroes don their Fender guitars and descend into the darkest, blackest metal version of Voyager as they review "Deadlock". Which Voyager will survive? Do Vidiians eat babies? Is Janeway going to make out with herself? Can Harry Kim find his own frozen-in-space corpse? Only the most brutal questions await us!

The Delta Quadrant's most unlikely detective journalist  is on the case this week as Joseph and Peter wade through "Investigations".  Listen as Joseph tries to convince Peter he has Voyager Stockholm Syndrome as Peter attempts to defend an episode with Hanna Barbara level villainy, Harry Kim's filthy lies, and fight sequence featuring the deadliest pipes in the universe.

Your podcast heroes stabilize their journey through the Delta Quadrant with the best possible medicine – the EMH episode. Joseph and Peter squeeze in their jokes between thought provoking and emotional scenes. Does Robert Picardo go for gold? You already know the answer!

Bonus content from Joseph and Peter as they discuss Voyager/Trek topic ranging from how badly written the Prime Directive is to the dark rabbit hole of erotic Trek Fan Fiction!

The original sin of Voyager rears its head at last as your podcast heroes deal with "Death Wish". John De Lancie might be a delight, but is it enough to overcome the huge plot holes and bad writing that surrounds him? Is his charm enough to make up for the charisma black hole that is the other guest star? Spoiler Alert: Probably not!

The worst designed super-weapon in the galaxy threatens some random dudes as your podcast heroes suffer through the worst kind of bad - 'boring bad'. Witness the thrills as B'Elanna talks to...herself. Big Tom is...late to a meeting. Ensign Wildman is...still pregnant. YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR WHOLE SEAT, AND YOU WILL USE ALL OF IT TO TAKE A NAP.

It's Bad Decision Day on Voyager as your podcast heroes review "Meld"! Joseph and Peter meander through revelations of a legit serial killer in space, Vulcans knowing kung fu (and saying hurtful things), and Commander No Fun breaking up Big Tom's gambling ring. One thing is for sure though - Tuvok didn't have a flowchart when he needed it the most.

Your podcast heroes get all the K-mart Klingon backstory and all at once as they grapple with "Alliances". As Joseph and Peter wade through a densely packed 44 minutes of skeezy Kazon bars, Burn Queen interludes, and shifty Maquis coworkers they ask the most critical question of all...where was New Jack Neelix when you needed him most?

Your podcast heroes hot streak of good Voyager episodes comes to a screeching halt as they digest "Prototype", an entry with all the narrative subtlety of a bat with nails in it. Not even Our Lord and Frakes can save us as we witness one of the most baffling choices ever made in makeup and costuming we have ever seen. Inventive camera work can't save you this time Jonathan!