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The podcast episode unfolds a rich tapestry of discussion surrounding the recent performances and trajectories of the Battery, interspersed with personal anecdotes and insights from the hosts. The initial segment features a lighthearted banter between the speakers, establishing a casual yet informative atmosphere. As the conversation transitions, it delves into the nuances of the team's recent mat...

After a couple weeks away, Granit, Patrick, and Ryan catch up on life, Arsenal’s emotional title ride, Wolves’ relegation, and the power of soccer community in Charleston. The Crue then turns the focus back to the Battery, the USL Cup, the coming World Cup buzz, and why growing the local game starts with bringing more people into the stands.

The Cannon Crüe is back to talk Prinx Tires USL Cup action as the Charleston Battery open Group 6 play with a late 2-1 win over Loudoun United. Granit is joined by Patrick and guest Andrew to break down a strange but useful cup result: Miguel Berry gets his first Battery goal, Graham Smith delivers the stoppage-time winner, and Charleston walks away with three points in the group stage. It was not...

The Charleston Battery put in one of their most complete performances of the season… and somehow walk away with just a point. In this episode, we break down a match where Charleston controlled large stretches, limited Tampa Bay to almost nothing, and still left you feeling like more was there for the taking. What We Cover Game Control vs. Scoreline Reality Battery looked like the better team for m...

The Cannon Crüe is back—and this one hurts a little. After a massive statement win in Louisville, the Charleston Battery crash back to earth with a frustrating loss to Brooklyn. The Crüe breaks down what went wrong, from defensive lapses to big questions in goal, and whether it’s time for a change between the posts. But it’s not all doom—there’s still belief. We look ahead to a massive showdown ag...

The Charleston Battery just made a statement. In one of the biggest matches of the season, the Battery went into Louisville and walked out with a 2-0 win, snapping Louisville’s unbeaten run and proving this team can adapt, defend, and deliver on the big stage. This wasn’t just a win—it was a tactical shift, a mentality shift, and maybe the moment this season truly turned. In This Episode: The “Two...

The Charleston Battery pull off a gritty 3–2 comeback win after going down 2–0—and the Cannon Crüe has plenty to say about it. From questionable starting XI decisions to a goalkeeper debate that’s heating up fast, this episode breaks down what went wrong early, what changed late, and why this team might be built differently than years past. And yes… we’re officially starting the Colton Swan hype t...

WIN TICKETS TO THE NEXT MATCH Before we get into the show… 📸 Send us a photo of your Charleston Battery jersey! We want to see the best jersey in the fleet — classic kits, new kits, custom names, all of it. Winner receives: 🎟️ Two tickets 🚗 Yellow Lot parking pass 📍 For Wednesday’s upcoming Charleston Battery Open Cup match on 18 March 2026 Send your photo to granit@cannoncrue.com. We’ll pick t...

The Charleston Battery’s 2026 campaign is underway, and Cannon Crüe is back to break down everything you need to know heading into the new season. In this episode, we dive deep into the preseason storylines shaping Charleston’s trajectory. From where we were in 2025 to who we lost. We also discuss returning veterans, positional battles, and the identity this squad is forming as they aim to build o...

The Cannon Crüe returns for the playoffs as Granit, Ryan, and Patrick dissect Charleston Battery’s first-round clash with Rhode Island FC. The Crüe moves from laughter about NC roadwork to deep football talk—covering youth development, academies, coaching philosophies, and why Charleston needs to bring a trophy home. There’s tactical debate on the backline, keeper woes, and Juan David’s mysterious...

ain couldn’t stop the Battery—only supercharged them. In this episode, Granit and Ryan break down the 5-0 demolition of Colorado Springs Switchbacks, from Aaron Malloy’s bank-shot free-kick masterclass to VGO’s first professional goal. The Crüe relives the soaked-to-the-bone madness, celebrates Nate De Santos’ redemption arc, and debates the great U.S. playoff conundrum—should the best team really...

Highlights The three goals breakdown (Jennings header, MD’s volley, Rubio’s finish). The playful chaos about parking passes and tailgates and Queen Bees (Yellow Lot supremacy vs. Blue Lot madness). Shoutouts to Battery’s fan culture on Hispanic Heritage Night. The spicy keeper debate (Luis vs. Christian—who should get the gloves for playoffs?). Show Notes The Crüe is back with tales from Hispanic...

Charleston Battery secured their playoff spot with a 2–1 win over Indy Eleven, fueled by a Cal Jennings brace in front of a sold-out Patriots Point crowd. In this episode, Granit, Patrick, and Ryan break down the highs, lows, and “WTF” moments of the match — from clinical penalties to shaky keeping and referee chaos. The crew also debates playoff readiness, supporter culture at Patriots Point, and...

This week on Cannon Crüe , Granit and Patrick break down Charleston Battery’s road win in Pittsburgh—our first since 2018. We cover: Waves, storms, and the unfortunate postponement of Surfers Healing 🌊 The rotation puzzle: who sat, who stepped up, and what it means for the playoff push Joey’s drop, Arturo’s redemption, and why Aaron Malloy might be the drywall holding up our entire soccer house...

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This week, Granite, Ryan, and Patrick are joined by Charleston Battery’s own Tanner Clay—the face, feet, and force behind the business side of the Club. From revenue strategies and TV rights to pro/rel dreams and food truck diplomacy, Tanner gives a candid look at what it takes to keep a USL Championship team thriving. Show Notes Guest: Tanner Clay, Senior Business Dude (not his actual title, but...

The Charleston Battery just served up a double-dose of dominance , and the Cannon Crüe is on one . Granit, Ryan, and Patrick open with Charleston’s biggest moment of the season: a third-straight win over the Tampa Bay Rowdies , ending their Jaegermeister Cup hopes, keeping the No Quarter Derby Trophy firmly in Charleston, and crushing their Jaegermeister Cup dreams and sending them straight to Dav...

In this episode of The Cannon Crue , Granit, Patrick, and Ryan break down the Charleston Battery’s gritty 2–1 away win against New Mexico United in a match full of chaos: rain delays, crowd chirping, refereeing madness, and some beautiful moments of football like Nate winding up New Mexico! 🎯 What’s Inside: Dos Santos opens the scoring and stirs the New Mexico faithful The ref everyone loves to h...

In this episode of Cannon Crüe, Granit and Ryan break down the Charleston Battery’s back-to-back clean sheets, analyze the impact of Joey, Smith, Nate, and Blackstock in defense, and explore midfield rotations that are shaping the team's identity. The Crüe also shares tales from the Southern Darby (with some YMCA league flair), discusses the coaching mindset, and previews a crucial road matchup ag...

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Episode Breakdown – Charleston Battery vs. Phoenix Rising (4–1) The Battery rise and Phoenix folds—again. In this week's episode of Cannon Crüe , Granit, Ryan, and Patrick break down Charleston’s dominant 4–1 win over Phoenix Rising. Featuring a surprise roast from 10-year-old Harper, love for Arturo’s breakout performance, Landry’s absolute banger, MD's opening goal, and big questions about lineu...

This week on Cannon Crüe, Granit and Ryan hold down the fort while Patrick adjusts to life as a new dad. The duo recaps Charleston Battery’s strong showing against Hartford, dives deep into the frustrations of a sweltering draw in Miami, and previews the highly anticipated rematch with Phoenix Rising. Along the way, they discuss youth coaching on the beach, hydration strategies for the 2026 World...

This week, the Crüe breaks down the Charleston Battery’s gritty 1-1 draw against Loudoun United. From baby-watch updates and wedding festivities to pitch conditions and referee drama, no topic is off-limits. MD Myers bags another, the boys rage about bad camera work and corner flags on cones, and everyone tries to decode why we're second on the table. Plus: Landry’s yellow card situation – was the...

The Battery came out firing... just not on target. In this episode of Cannon Crue , Granite, Patrick, and Ryan break down Charleston’s 1-0 loss to USL League One’s Greenville Triumph in the Jägermeister Cup. From dominant possession to fruitless finishing, the Crue unpack what went wrong, who didn’t show up ( cough Rubio), and why a taco truck might’ve been the real MVP. The Crue also looks ahead...

Toby Sims has recently signed with the Greenville Triumph, marking a significant milestone in his professional soccer career. In this episode, we engage in an illuminating conversation with Toby, who shares his journey from playing collegiate soccer at Chowan University to competing at the professional level in England and now returning to the United States. We delve into the challenges and triump...